Be white

>be white
>leave your mom's basement to "enjoy the sun"
>turn red

haha HOW can we recover from this truly EPIC banter?

wh*ites are earth's punishment of the human race

hehe

This.

This only happens to western and northern euro cucks. Southern and Eastern Europeans get killer tans. They don't burn red or become ugly ass orange

t.

sunBURN

>be non-white
>leave your grass'n'shit hut to get in queue for your weekly foreign aid food ration
>get shot by a stray bullet from a war party of a neighbourhood warlord #2833

flag not related am i right

>white people die to the sun
>trolls, vampires and other nasty things die to the sun

>Poles first to be triggered again

Why am I not surprised

>there are pigskins on Sup Forums that thought theyu would get a tan to look more aesthetics and healthy in hope of finally finding a gf
>they now look like circus freak

>be white
>go to sunny third-world shit-holes
>spend all day absorbing UV rays

>turn a whiter shade of pale

Imagine being this pathetic

>cumskins literally start cooking in the sun
can't make this shit up LMFAO

>that flag

I don't know what's worse at this point, the ironic anti-white threads or the stale "x is white/not white" threads.
Why is this board such a fucking shithole?

My uncle slept at beach one. Turn red but recovered in couple days with no negative effects after. I told him to wear something but he answered "no worry. it's just -20 out there."

>be white
>go under the sun
>short them : turn red and even uglier than you normally are
>long term: get skin cancer and just die

don't euros tan?

shut up white boi

>use sunscreen
>still burned

He is probably dying from skin cancer as I type this, bro.

>Be american
>go hiking with your kid
>*your son now has 2nd degrees burn*

Seriously, that is fucking irresponsible. The younger you are when you get these burns the more likely you are to get skin cancer like the uncle of
Might as well ask him to smoke a carton of cigarettes while he was at it.

go to Sup Forums then

He said "Yare yare daze" and used his hamon on vampires who came from the sea after awake. He's a bit strange.

>snow niggers
>not living in forests
>wah wah muh sunburns
START PLANTING TREES

>plant a tree
>wear a cap
>get fit
>lawyer up

>be black
>leave your ghetto shack to "gangbang in the sun"
>turn dead