just want one vagina lads
>work good job
>train hard in gym
>attractive
>sweet and nice (not autistic 'niceguy' nice, actually nice)
>don't go out and meet any girls because don't know many people
>work and friends are useless for this
what do I do Sup Forums?
how do I fix this lads?
just talk to a girl man. make her laugh and shes yours
>not autistic 'niceguy' nice, actually nice
son, that's autism speaking
i don't know any girls to talk to
Just use Tinder, it's basically free sex, no one is on there looking for commitment.
Get it over with so you can see how having sex does literally nothing for your life
Nice guys finish last
You might not think it's true but the saying was created for a reason
well then you gotta go to places girls are at and get to know em
I'm not a virgin and I barely have any recent pictures. None even showing my face at a reasonable distance like a normal photo
Then I don't understand this desperation.
If you go into it with the mindset you are in, you are going to scrape bottom of the barrel girls with no prospects.
So again I ask, to what ends do you think this is going to help you?
Dont fucking worry about it dude. Ive been in a few relationships recently and my immediate group of friends isnt that big.
Just do things that get you talking to people in groups (sports, some type of hobby or class) meeting girls and new friends in general is hard so you have to make an effort to put yourself out there
t. normie
I need some new ideas
height?
if you dont reply im assuming youre under 170cm
175
Do the things you enjoy doing, and try to make new friends with the people that are there.
Also, make sure your body language is quite open and that you look approachable.
Girls are really simple lad, shouldn't be this hard for you to figure out.
Go to a nightclub
Well, if you're actually attractive and not delusional instead, can't you just say hi? I mean it works here in the jungle at least, you don't really need to know the girl for it to work
Just listen to zz topp
Girls want a sharp dressed man
not ideal, but not manlet completely. what are you looking for specifically? a wife? a 3 months girlfriend? a one night stand?
Go bar hopping at live music venues, smoke cigarettes for the sake of starting a conversation.
Dont over dress for the venue, you'll look like a desperate dude
Don't look like a creep and you'll find a horny slurry in no time
3 months sounds about right
Not really girlfriend just someone to fuck and date sometimes
Come to Melbourne in the beginning of next year and I'll be your wingman, got an English-Saffa hybrid accent. It will be like shooting fish in a barrel
>tfw lost my v-card at TJ last week
wtf I love Mexico now
Pretty much this I was a virgin until 2 months ago and I'm 24. I got really desperate and used Craigslist found some prostitute on there. Afterwards I got on Tinder and after a few days to a week I matched with a cute asian chick. We fucked on the first date and we've been fucking ever since. Sex is overrated as fuck I kind of enjoy the days when we just lay there and don't fuck more. It is really just more of a need for interaction with the opposite sex it gives you purpose.
>don't go out and meet any girls because don't know many people
You've already identified your problem, which is a great start. I don't play baseball but in order to get a hit, I'm fairly certain you need to step up to the plate. Repeatedly.
So throw yourself out there. Start conversations with strangers. Not the hot, attractive ones you want to fuck/date/marry. Just like random middle-aged people at the grocery store. Just say "hello" or "hi" (the actual word out loud) and ask them about an item in their cart. Practice the approach.
Ok so you can walk up to strangers and say hi now, good job! Now start thinking about the content of what you're saying and tailoring it specifically to the PERSON (not the stuff in their cart). Maybe you still open with the cart stuff, but you need to transition to something personal and NOT their physical appearance. If they have health foods "Is fitness a big hobby of yours?" type of shit. Find out something about them they like or do and get them talking about it.
Once you have people engaged in conversation AND talking about themselves or something they like you are proverbially "in." You may now transition to desirable partners, I'd recommend starting average then working towards the gems. You will get turned down a lot. A. LOT. And that's ok. Even if you don't f/d/m them maybe you make some friends, who then have friends you can f/d/m.
protip: hug any woman, friend or family. get her pheromones on your shirt. women can smell other women's scent on men and they respond to it positively.
1) Be fit and muscular
2) Be at least 6'2" (188 cm in third world units)
3) Make at least $150,000 (Australian) a year
4) Stop asking Sup Forums for life advice
5) Dab in the direction of Atlanta, GA once in the morning, and in the evening
Everything else will happen automatically
>you need to step up to the plate
Plenty of people have stepped up to the the plate you need to actually swing the bat
I am in Melbourne la
< me
I agree Tinder is the short-term band-aid solution to your problem. Make a profile on Tinder and you will have an internet-delivery-vagina to slide your penis into within a week.
This will get you laid but will not fix your long-term social problem, which is why I recommend talking to random strangers. Yes, it is scary as shit at first. I know.
this is meme bullshit
...and I proceed to teach him to swing the bat step by step in the post you didn't read. The courage to get to the plate is on him.
tinder sucks ass, all the girls on there are low quality. why would any attractive woman go on an online app to fuck a desperate loser that hides behind the internet to protect his ego in case he gets rejected?
go talk to women irl, it will improve your social skills in general and make you a better person
>Just be you are self
i was in your shoes and it worked for me.
it happens in nature as well
Ok i didnt read all the posts but you know what i mean nothing is gonna happen with the bat sitting on his shoulder
High five!
go on the backpage for the city and pay someone
Yeah, I know, no worries.
In the future, try not to only respond to the 3rd sentence in a four paragraph post. The answer or discussion you were seeking might have been in those other three paragraphs haha.
Your problem is your attitude. Instead of actively looking for opportunities, you dismiss out of hand the ones you already have in front of you.
Don't have a recent pic for tinder? HOW ABOUT MAKING ONE, HOW HARD IS IT TO USE A CAMERA
Don't know many people? HOW ABOUT GETTING TO KNOW SOME
Your lack of vagina is a symptom of your passive mindset, primarily because that passive mindset leads you to pass up opportunities, and secondarily because a passive mindset is generally considered unattractive. Women (and people in general) can read into that shit pretty easily, so even if you do stumble into an opportunity you would generally have rejected, you still won't get anywhere.
Look for excuses to go out of your way to do something to get closer to your goal, whatever it is, especially if it's something you would generally reject out of hand.
Remember that you shoot yourself in the foot twice with a dismissive attitude. You deny yourself opportunities, and you project an image of someone who denies himself opportunities.
just forget about women they're not worth it
get an anime waifu and you'll be set for life
Assuming she is a standard 20-something white girl show her how "woke" you are and talk about shit that 20-something women love:
Avocados, Rupi Kaur, pretending to care about minorities, gays and feminism, "travel", tattoos, coffee, how some chainsmokers song changed your life while in gap year in laos, etc
TL;DR: just get things done with what you have, instead of complaining without results
And for actual suggestions:
>sports clubs with many girls (choose your sport wisely)
>all kind of clubs
>dating sites
>Meetup
>going outside and talking to girls
>parties
Etc.
You want a sports club with many girls look no further than the dodgers of.los angeles
Are you Asian...
You might not really want one vagina lad. Just what the vagina symbolizes
I started lifting because I was 20 and never kissed a girl- it hurt bad seeing a lot of other guys have so much luck with girls
So fast forward a bit to may of this year, I'm looking good, finally come across a girl on tinder who would have sex with me- I wake up that next morning and I'm still the same shitposter, nothing changed. I realized the girls personality wasn't gonna lead to a relationship
Turns out "sex" was just a form of validation that I really wanted from a female. It might be the same for you, I don't know but I'm rooting for you
I personally don't use it, this user conveys it perfectly though.
Then I think something about your appearance or body language must be quite off. Its not hard to do anything in that city, and 9/10ths of the inhabitants are mentally deficient.
I barely go out though
How can you expect to meet people with similar interests to you if you don't go out of your comfort zone?
Australians don't like South Africans because we assume you were involved in the Apartheid. Actually generally true of older South Africans in Queensland up north.
Yea, I know.
We just call you guys as ignorant as Americans and let the butthurt ensue.
>this reddit thread
You should all kill yourselves.
you have to go out or you won't get any, pussy is not going to come to your house
I don't expect
I just don't know where to go desu
>Tfw no gf
tfw no gf is one thing, but this here turned into a therapy session
>meet girl
>think shes 22
>32
1) women will never make the first move
that means it's all up to you. I wish my dad had taught me this.
2) women look for a guy who "knows what he wants"
this is kinda abstract and typical women bullshit but it's true nevertheless.
3) women want to be neglected
which means they want someone to look up to
Don't do it lads, this saffa is a known sexual predator
If you have a good job, buy a high end Prostitute
Go all out, you can get porn stars for the right money
Would beat all sex stories your friends have
You should seriously approach your personal life with the same diligence that you do for chasing me around this site.
Maybe then you wouldn't be a worthless Dunkin' Donuts employee
This
just approach. talking to girls irl is laughably easy once you start doing it. you can go up to them and talk about any bullshit and they will have a full conversation with you where you can move forward to other things. much better than tinder where you message the whores but they have no pressure to reply
>no job
>never been gym
>average attractiveness
>get laid regularly
learn how to talk to girls