What's her best role?

What's her best role?

The one where she puts me in a sleeper hold and does stuff to my limp body

Justin Timberlake could have done better.

The one where she steps over me as I'm laying on the ground and I get a glimpse of the underside of her buttcheeks

Hmm

That one photo where she's lying on a thing like a roman goddess

how can american women even compete?

her best role is as my boyhole plunderer!

shut up bitch

the one where she gets the most naked

POWER ARCHES

why are footfags so annoying?

That Aerosmith video.

what's a toe cleavage?

they are mentally ill

Any role where she's fit as fuck

Kate Beckinsale and Elizabeth Hurley are anomalies. Most English women are 200 lb jawless inbred abominations.

sadly no behind the scenes of body paint process

The one where she gets naked for my penis.
I think it was called Blue Powder or something.

QB for DA Bears!

she was at her sexiest in the TCM remake

her best performance was, uh, no idea

>her best performance was, uh, no idea
Playing a vapid hot chick in 7th heaven. It's pretty much all she can actually pull off.

kate looks old close to biel

I think she was supposed to be a tomboy in 7th Heaven, but they kinda dropped that after a few seasons

this idiot saw 7th heaven

Powder Blue. I never watched it except when she turns into a slutty stripper and shows off that amazing body.

7th heaven is hilarious, literally the greatest so-bad-it's-good television show

also the upper-middle-class 90's suburbia setting is comfy as fuck

Wasn't it funny what people thought teenage girls did when they were alone? Now we know they suck dicks and do drugs. THANKS INTERNET

What the fuck how come no teenage girls sucked my dick or do drugs with me when I was a teenager??

Because you're an intellectual like me

study's show that the higher IQ you have the longer you stay a virgin

She received some recognition for Ulee's gold and the illusionist

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the one where she plays the hot girl.

How so?

Here's a helpful diagram.

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>earbuds in during combat
even as a dumb kid this triggered me

Most non footfags find feet kind of gross.

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What's gross about feet?

And why should we limit our posting in order to pander to you?

>What's gross about feet?
They're stumpy, ugly, dirty, and sometimes smell.

>And why should we limit our posting in order to pander to you?
Dude just said you're annoying, not that it should be a bannable offense.

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None of the feet that get posted to Sup Forums are ugly or dirty or smelly.

They all look ugly to me.

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Even Biel's? You think these are UGLY? Not just "not particularly arousing", but UGLY?

Yes. I'd rather look at literally any other part of her body.

her best role is when she drunkenly went into a black-athlete-filled-dorm

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That doesn't make it a rule, and I'm not so sure that's a real study anyway.

What you just said is what I used to tell myself as a nerdy high schooler, it's not true. Plenty of alpha males are intelligent, perfecting social skills and seduction does take brainpower believe it or not.

shutupshutupshutpshutpSHUTUP

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Productive night

The captions from this is even better

>horsehatespizza.jpg

post em if u got em

her MCU role

Essential Biel Core

>Great
The Illusionist (better than the Prestige)
Rules of Attraction
London (2005)

>Good
Easy Virtue
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
The A-Team


>Special Guilty Pleasure tier (not bad)
Powder Blue (She finally gets naked and it is beautiful)
Summer Catch (Literally the avatar of Aphrodite, unforgettable Biel)
Stealth (Awww yeaaah)
Next (Perfect Biel and crazy Nic Cage, can't go wrong)
Blade 3 (Amazon Goddess, literally Wonder Woman)

>Ok
A Kind of Murder
The Tall Man
Total Recall (2012)
The Truth about Emanuel (Waifu bonanza with Kaya Scodelario)

london.

where she takes captains americas load in her mouth.

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I liked her little work in hitchcock and elizabeth town
and if you notice somehow she manage to do a lot of genders

Nice sneaky side-boob

We have to go bieler

dumb finnish posters

also
>posting 10 year old pictures
L O L
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Larita

Is this footage from the new Wonder Woman?

Its because you don't have foot fetish

this is the SAME TYPE of conversation that Plato had with Aristotle
as he fucked him in the ass(because ancient greek so not gay in their time)

what is the shirt she has?

But Plato and Aristotle are renown philosophers.
Does that means that other user and I are philosophers as well? (minus the gay ass fucking)

holy shit she can be ghost in the shell

yes
but as civilization has decline and now we are all mcfat and watch american wrestling the respect that people had for philosophers is gone

So what if I had sex and then choose to never have sex again, despite having chances where I could have.
I'm a still a philosopher?

I know civilization doesn't care, but I do.

I thought Kate was much smaller and Biel much bigger.


Beckinsale face + Biel body might be the perfect woman.

finnish?
There you have, a recent one

Meanwhile Socrates thought they were both faggots and went out crushing sluts with his student/wingman Alcibiades. He was the Chad Thundercck of Athens.

Classical Greece didn't have much respect fr philosophers either, just their academic contemporaries writing the histories. Pretty much the only ones real leaders like Alexander gave a shit about were Aristotle, for being his teacher, and Diogenes for not giving a fuck.

meanwhile

>people are actually this retarded and devoid of perspective
>these same people think they are really intelligent

I'm going to post this here because I can't fine a better one who fits hr

The one where she sits on my face, smothering me until I pass out as she makes out with my girlfriend, turning her into her lesbian slave

*find

was Diogenes the hobo that BTFOs Plato and masturbates inside a wine barrel in public?

Not all biel fans are finnish

what does biel have to do with finland?

Nice thanks alot

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Dunno fämäläzoid

Just like Plato

the one with the santa's hat?

>Update

>was Diogenes the hobo that BTFOs Plato and masturbates inside a wine barrel in public?
Yes.

At one point Plato tried to define a human being, at one point settling on the definition of "A featherless biped". Upon hearing this, Diogenes leaped from his filthy barrel, grabbed a passing chicken, plucked it clean, and tossed i into the academy screaming "BEHOLD, A MAN!" before taking a dump on the floor and running off.

Didn't know Biel was part Native American, that explains why she looks so sexy and exotic when incomparision with other white women.

>those cheekbones and thick body

Yes she is multi ethnic

lmfao is this real

Why is it I always find Native Americans super fucking sexy?

Oh wait, I'm Native American myself.

>tfw I'll never find a Native American wife to continue our heritages

That's what happens when you're a Native who doesn't live on the Res.

It's Elizabeth Banks' feet

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there one where she ties me up and has her way with my wife in front of me