ITT: Characters who did nothing wrong

He just wanted to spend time with his son

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Those Jedi were a bunch of self righteous fags anyway.

she was just trying to get her sister's assets back as she had died without a will

He killed children
Innocent children
Killed the children in cold blood
Fucking children

Children who were indoctrinated into a cult and taken from their parents by the Jedi.

He just wanted his Diet Dr. Kelp

He was just doing his job

mindless brainslaves to Jedi propoganda and ideology, he gave them a quick, clean death over a lifetime of delusion and degeneracy.

[insert third edgy (You) here]

She terrorized midgets and abused flying monkeys

>taking kids from their families and join your cult isn't edgy
Don't suck Yoda's saggy green balls too hard now.

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If a person wants to leave the order they can leave the order.
Besides, if the Sith found out the child is force compatible, they'll hunt them down and kill everyone to get the child.

the wizard of oz was a fraud spreading propaganda.
she was trying to liberate them.

guy was a maniac when it came to killing yeunglings

Then why were the midgets scared and celebrated her death?

because oz would kick their shit in if they didnt obviously.

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Never gets old.

>"Yeah, yeah, you can leave. Totally."

t. Jim Jones

But when Oz was revealed to be a fraud, the munchkins didn't try to kill him out of revenge for "holding them down"

*younglings

the all powerful oz was just testing their faith.

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He didn't order a Dr. Kelp

He genocided a village, including women, children, elderly and non combatants.
He slaughtered younglings.
He led the march on the Jedi Temple.
He was present for both times Tarkin destroyed/intended to destroy a planet and stood by in silent approval.
He strangled multiple officers under his command and one unarmed prisoner to death.
He tortured 2 people personally.
One of the people he tortured was his own daughter (although unknowingly).
The other was not asked any questions and was only tortured to bring the man he really wanted to him.
When he did make an attempt at reconnecting with his son it was only after badly wounding him, and only so he could use him in a murder attempt against the man who had trained him (who he had been plotting to murder for years.)
He attempted to murder the other man who trained him.
He eventually did murder the other man who trained him.
He throttled his own wife.
He led the attack on Hoth.
He killed multiple Rebel pilots in the dogfight above the Deathstar.
He slaughtered an entire Rebel division.
He hired the most ruthless bounty hunter in the galaxy and set him loose on his enemies with the only condition being "no disintegrations".
Silently approved of everything the Empire/Emperor did despite being one of 3 beings left in the galaxy who might have had a chance of killing him.
Left his mother a slave despite his years of jedi training.
Upon learning he did have a daughter immediately used her a psychological weapon against his son/her brother.

And this isn't even going into the Clone Wars/Rebels or EU/Legends, neither of which I'm familiar with, but in which he no doubt committed further atrocities.

Tell me again how he's a good guy.

>He genocided a village, including women, children, elderly and non combatants.
Sand "people" are not people
>He led the march on the Jedi Temple.
So? He became a Sith, destroying Jedi shit is part of the Sith way.
>He was present for both times Tarkin destroyed/intended to destroy a planet and stood by in silent approval.
Who the fuck cares about Alderaan?
>He tortured 2 people personally.
>He attempted to murder the other man who trained him.
>He eventually did murder the other man who trained him.
>He led the attack on Hoth.
>He killed multiple Rebel pilots in the dogfight above the Deathstar.
>He slaughtered an entire Rebel division.
>He hired the most ruthless bounty hunter in the galaxy and set him loose on his enemies with the only condition being "no disintegrations".
He was just doing his job for the war effort. He's a hero to the Empire.
>Left his mother a slave despite his years of jedi training.
His mother died and he was busy doing Jedi shit
>He strangled multiple officers under his command and one unarmed prisoner to death.
Discipline and they offended his beliefs.
>He slaughtered younglings.
Who were already trained to fight in the first place and would've grown up to oppose the Empire.

He took righteous revenge on a barely sentient group of monsters who murdered his mother
He was regretably unable to stop some renegade stormtroopers from killing younglings in the jedi temple attack
But attacking the jedi temple was necessary to save the republic from a coup and civil war
He had no say over the use of the death star and appeared to even suggest against the need to use it.
He maintained a strict regime of discipline to maintain the military's effectiveness
He used enhanced interrogation techniques for the greater good
He put that greater good above even his own daughters welfare
Or the welfare of others
The only way to bring his rebellious son to heel was through discipline and direct physical force. He needed him to help overthrow the corrupt evil emperor and bring peace back to the galaxy
see above
see above
He had to maintain the sanctity of the family unit by putting his wife in her place when she became insubordinate
He led the attack on Hoth against the terrorist rebel alliance
He killed multiple terrorist attempting to destroy government property abovet he death star
He slaughtered and entire terrorist division
He hired the most effective and professionar bounty hunter in the galaxy and gave him minimal restrictions in order to keep down costs and red tape
He knew his place in the chain of command and was loyal even when he disaproved of what his superiors did
He was unable to rescue his mother because the jedi forbade it
His rebellious son needed some reverse psychology to get him to come around.

Is this fake?

Culling the future recruitment pool for rebel/jedi terrorists

>he doesn't know about episode III super deluxe edition

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Does he even care about C3-PO?

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That hurts.

Sheev did literally nothing wrong. The Republic was a bloated and ineffective piece of shit, and Sheev was right to restructure it as an empire. Hell, Sheev even downsized the central government and gave direct control of systems to the regional governors. He was a major advocate for states' rights and was far more toward the libertarian side of the spectrum than those corrupt globalist Galactic Republic shitters.

>b-but the Galactic Empire was evil!

They only ever attacked those who rebelled against the government. Blowing up Alderaan was literally no different than nuking Japan.

The Imperials always did things by the book, as they respected the rule of law. It's subtle, but you'll note that Vader never just went around killing and oppressing people for no reason. For example, let's take a look at Lando and Bespin in ESB. Note that Vader points out how Lando's operation is illegal, and that he's actually being fairly merciful.

Look instead at the precedent set by the Galactic Republic. The republic was so poorly structured that they didn't even have a goddamn standing army, and when they needed one, they had to use brainwashed slave clones. That's right, senpai. The "benevolent democratic republic" used SLAVE LABOR to fight its wars for it.

On the other hand, people actually voluntarily enlisted with the Empire's military. Hell, even Luke wanted to enroll in the Imperial Academy, along with all his friends. So apparently the Empire really isn't that bad when you're just a regular galactic citizen. It's only "bad" according to the propaganda give to people by the Jedi and by the Rebels. And there are clear conflicts of interest. The Jedi are just butthurt that the Sith won in their little religious power struggle. The rebellion is headed by a bunch of butthurt globalist senators who are mad that their power was diminished when power was given to regional governors instead. They're just mad that the PEOPLE of the Galactic Empire chose Sheev over them.

Revenge of the Sith just aged more poorly than you remember.

people died fighting in a made up war fabricated by sheev to he could take power. for that alone he should be killed and considered evil.

Sheev was necessary evil. Sometimes you need to break a few eggs to make an omelette. The same could be said of any revolution throughout history.

I mean is this actual gameplay footage from something, you cumsluts

What's with all the Star Wars threads? Anyway... milk that legendary film series for all it's worth, boys

He was just breakin' his balls a little bit, what's the matter

No, no, no. You insulted him a little bit. You got a little bit out of order yourself. I'm sorry. You insulted him a little bit. And he was a good friend.

probably a jedi academy mod

Are you suggesting the good fish lied?

He was a whiny little bitch that betrayed the emperor and committed the empire to fall singlehandedly because his kid was getting boo boos from his boss.

He did do one thing wrong. he lost like a bitch.

Took two of you to kill me.

Sheev get off Sup Forums!

>telling the Emperor what to do
It is treason then