Be a David Bowie fan

>be a David Bowie fan
>throw a lollipop on stage as a gift
>hits him right in the eye

in his bad eye at that

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Bowie is the only thing i believe in

I want to throw lollipops at david bowie

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I want to throw agitated feral cats at his face because im such a die hard fan

me 2

>hit Bowie in the eye with a lollipop
>he writes a song about it

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based Bowie ugh that should be me

Where are we now

What song is that?

Space Oddity. He claimed the incident left him feeling so alienated from society it was almost like being in space

Fun fact, the lollipop incest is the reason why his eye is permanently dilated

I want to throw lolis at david bowie

I thought it was because he's dead?

I want to act like he doesn't exist

> Eye makes you look weird, like an alien
> Comments on it lead you to write about being a space man
> a couple years after that hit, make an album about being an alien
> make another about being an alien
> dress up all your friends as aliens
> become an icon

That lollipop was the best thing that ever happened to him.

He technically hasn't existed for over two years.

Actually, he got into a fight when he was 15 and got his eye fucked up.