Sea Water is perfectly drinkable and anyone who says otherwise is an NWO shill and Rothschild puppet
>yes goyim avoid the water that covers over 70% of earths surface
>it isn't the """""""right type""""""" of water
>drink ''"""""fresh""""" water instead ( full of steroids, hormones, antibiotics )
Fact: most living things live in the Ocean
if they can drink it, why can't we?
>most living things live in the Ocean
exactly why you shouldn't drink it
hope you like drinking fish shit, OP.
Nice post Australia as usual
Sea water has 35,000 ppm of total dissolved solids (TDS). This is really not a good idea to drink. Humans find bring unpalatable at only 1,500 ppm TDS.
Go for it if you like, I assume you live within driving distance of a coast.
>bring
*brine
Enjoy dying of salt intoxication
Fuck. The crabs have already tapped into our internet.
>panic
Sea water is pretty tasty tbqh, it leaves a salty taste in my mouth though
Water shouldn't do that.
>leaves a salty taste in my mouth
Like the eurozone?
>leaves a salty taste in my mouth
So does...
Naah, too easy
>leaves a salty taste in my mouth
like i do to your mom
also pay debt turk rape baby
It's true. You can drink sea water and you don't need to wear a condom and drinking soda actually gives you energy, sexual vigor, and mental clarity.
I completely agree OP. It's time somebody told the truth. You should drink as much sea water as possible OP, avoid the fresh jew at all costs.
Have you ever tried drinking sea water?
If you drink too much you will puke it all out, the salt will dehydrate you, and so will puking by the way.
Horrible idea unless you feel like dying of dehydration.
>drink seawater
>sneeze out excess salt
>drinking the desalinated jew
If only your counter intelligence took things as serious as this post
>1 post by this id
>tfw you have a friend who became this type of person
wot cunt, ur fucked ayy
if i wanted to drink an hypertonic solution, I'd swallow semen. I am not european.
when i go to the beach i take a cooler of raw hamburgers and brine them in the water for a couple hours
most tender burger you will ever eat
>go to america
>visit the beach
>see a guy arrive
>he strolls down to the water and throws a few steaks into the ocean
>okay.exe
>he walks back to his banana chair and goes to sleep in the sun
>watch his steaks float in the waves, washing in to shore and out again
>after a few hours he wakes up and goes to get them
>watch him battling the waves and trying to find his steaks for an hour or so
>finally finds them all
>barbeques the salty beach steaks
>tells me how good they are
Righto.
God damnit Damphair fuck off.
you are supposed to tie the steaks to a stake planted on land what a idiot
Not cool mate
I know right.
Sup Forums has never heard of the old song
Water water everywhere
In which we all can sink
Water water everywhere
So lets all have a drink!
Osmosis, retard. Also:
>flag
t. Kaffir
Have you ever tried drinking sea water you dipshit??
>Engine breaks in nothern atlantic, ain't gonna be picked up until a day later.
>24h without water, no problem..
>hot as hell.
>really need to drink.
>know you can't drink sea water, tries anyway.
>spending the last 4-5h even more thirsty.
OP is a faggot.
>1 post by this ID
ITT: shills shilling had to hide the truth
Fact: rain is caused by clouds which is caused by evaporated sea water
if we can drink it after it evaporates why can't we drink it before??
(pro tip: we can!)
>Human kidneys can only make urine that is less salty than salt water. Therefore, to get rid of all the excess salt taken in by drinking seawater, you have to urinate more water than you drank. Eventually, you die of dehydration even as you become thirstier.
If you balanced the salt with the right amount of potassium could you still die?
>check flag
>5/7
It would be extremely dehydrating.
Can you take seawater and put it in a container then put a bag over the top of it, leave it in the sun. As it evaporate the water will be caught by the bag and drip out. Couldn't you drink this? Or bad idea?
So you it, retard. Drink sea water exclusively. I wonder how fast you'll be dead.
Sea water may prevent dehydration but it makes you thirstier because of the amount of salt that's in it. In the long run, it dries you out.
Desalinate it with two nested buckets and a piece of clear plastic wrap first. Although you had better hope it is very sunny.
I know op is bait. But, what if instead of putting billions into desalination plants we upgrade our bodies to handle salt water instead? If it could be spread through a virus it could work.
Boom, water crisis solved.
You could also just distill it if you have cooking pots/glassware and fuel desu.
That sounds like the bit the hopeful scientists say before it jumps to the post apocalypse in a film.
If it aint broke, don't fix it.
Anyone that is worth anything already has access to good water.
your a big goy
You first.
Do you live around the sea?
>be maritimer
>lobsterfisherman
>very thirsty, haven't drank anything a cup of coffee in the last couple of days
>drink salt water, why the fuck not?
>fills me up
>start hallicinating
>even thirstier now...
>vivid hallucination that the rope is around my feet, even in the wheel house
> get home
> on dock, walking up to wharf,
>OH SHIT ITS THE ROPE
>It pulls be down into the water
>friend pulls me out "why did U jump user"
>told him the rope pulled me over
>he said "you're fucked, buoy"
>seizure
>taken to hospital
>mom is crying, and I'm force fed through tubes
>doctor talking to my mom
>"it's cancer.. the worst case I've ever seen."
>mom is freaking the fuck out.
>the doctor speaks again "it's too late to ban Sup Forums. He's a shitposter now."
>ribs in peach user
Salt water won't stop you from becoming dehydrated, but fresh water will. Also, Earth is hollow and contains more water on its INNER SURFACE than on its outer surface. Not only that, but ALL of the water on Earth's inner surface is FRESH WATER. Here's a diagram I made of the hollow configuration of Earth. As you can see in the diagram, Earth's inner surface has an upward-pointing curvature (which means that you would actually see land in the sky if you stood on the inner surface of Earth).
DELETE THIS
Have you ever swallowed sea water?
Here's a hint: you throw up afterwards. The taste is so disgusting, you practically can't function after a single mouthful.The easiest way to drown is to swallow seawater. It causes you to seize up and choke.
It's filled to the brim with salt, sand, micro-organisms, and all manner of material floating around the ocean. If you take a swab of seawater and put it under a microscope, you'll see more micro-sized crawlers than you imagined possible
Wait what, no reverse osmosis pump.
If you're going to be out in the middle of the north atlantic you're going to want something to make the water into potable water. I mean jesus fuck, you kept your boat so poorly maintained that you suffered an engine failure miles from anywhere. What happens if your radio fails too the next time?