ITT: We judge each other by the sports invented in our country

ITT: We judge each other by the sports invented in our country.

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How about I judge you on the colour of your skin, Abdul?

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Is this how gayboys in Bern have sexual intercourse?

You invented gay rape?
neat.

Pretty sure that was the Turks with their oils mud wrestling.

r8

>Wok racing

>Wok racing

FIRST FOR GOAT SPORT WITH THE GOAT PLAYER

>underwater rugby
norway is good at that

>watersports

pls rate

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>TFW no Jew killing
Seems incomplete to me Gerry

So you're Scottish?

semen slurping

Steers and queers

Yes, Golf is the Gentlemanly sport

If your countries sport involves stealing of any kind, you are pleb tier

Baseball, Basketball, American Football, possibly Lacross, BMX, Skateboarding, surfing, modern bowling, 8 ball, 9 ball, frisbee, racketball, roller derby, softball, snowboarding, motocross... nor bad for a 200 year old country

>nor bad for a 200 year old country
Those are all shit novelty sports

Literally meme sports

>Baseball, Basketball, American Football
> lets take a british game and make it easier

dumb americans

baseball=cricket
afootball=rugby
basketball=??

Basketball is a dumbed down version of tiddlywinks lad

Accidently included it.

Baseball is actually based on Rounders which is an easy version of Cricket. So Americans had to dumb it down again before they could understand it.

ah of course tiddlywinks

we only invented sopa de macaco

American football is more complicated than rugby could ever hope to be.

Probably should have put Highland Games.

What other country has a sports event based around throwing trees, stone, hammers and bales of straw?

It also means you dont hurt your poor little shins in the process

>frequency of injury is what makes sports good
So this is why you're ok with terrorist attacks every other day

>He's never experienced a high low combo block

I broke a kids knee in highschool by burying my face mask into the side of his knee on purpose.

They took him off the field on a stretcher.

Tell me more about your bruised shins manly man.

>my face mask

no more need be said

Is sport.

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nice epic I like it

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>make some retard game that Persian modify which is itself modified heavily by westerners to make it playable
>claim chess as a poo invention

Are you retarded? War is for children because you have helmets! Nobody ever loses their life in war!

People die all the time in soccer but show me one fatality in battle. I'll wait.

> yank thinks his snail paced game is akin to a war

CAN'T ARGUE AGAINST LOGIC

>literally fight wars by standing in line and walking towards enemies until Americans show them how it's done

Pétanque

Literally the GOAT sport tbqhwyl

>he thinks his argument makes any sense
>touches shin
>player screams in agony and rolls around on the ground.

WE

George Carlin would like to have a word with you.

Jeu de Paume

I guess cavemen invented the car since they made the wheel first

George Carlin was an unfunny old fart who had as much wisdom as an alzheimers patient.

WUZ

SHITTING

IN

I'll stand for a lot of things but you take that back! Georgie would run circles around Eddie izzard's tranny ass.

DEHLI

No other sports which smells more like summer with the family

If i wanted to listen to an old man lecture me, id throw a ball in my neighbours yard.

>British humor everybody

I also rate mölkky 2bh
The only superiority of pétanque over it lies on the accompanying drinks

Introducing you to la Mourre:

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truly the gentlemans sport

mölkky is shit, unless you are very drunk

the guy who invented basketball was canadian, but he invented it in america

who gets the credit?

If you had to lick their feet while carrying, that may be a sport getting into.

Not Kyrie

Lacrosse and Hockey

Basketball is debatable since it was invented in the states by a canadian. Also to all you people who are going to say that hockey wasn't actually invented in Canada, sure people were probably hitting rocks with sticks on frozen lakes for forever, but Canada invented the organized version with actual rules

>basketball

Mexico

>basketball
>possibly lacrosse

:/

Favela baseball

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>wifecarryuing.jpg
>not waifucarrying.jpg

>Basketball
Made by a fucking Leaf

True.

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is dog spinning a sport?

lol this is kind of fucking true...I can hardly think of sports that don't

So we have leafs to thank for the spread of basketball american culture? Wonderful

Tennis, volleyball, hackeysack, idk man I'm all out

and Finland... wins again ?!?

Tennis confirmed other aristocratic non-pleb sport

Ok, so heres the list

Your sport has to require:
>land or space that must be maintained, at a non-trivial cost (tennis court, golf course; soccer doesnt count cause the field being shit barely affects a pickup game, whereas nobody enjoys tennis/golf on shit courses)
>FASHION and not JERSEYS, style unique to being a MEMBER of that sport, not just something you wear
>Must require tools that have a non-trivial cost (tennis racquets, golf clubs)

Heres what your sport must absolutely not feature:
>STEALING
>Intentionally allowed contact that is likely to cause CTE
>prominent featuring of anyone who doesnt dress or act "white" or "western", thug culture etc.

Well there you have it, Golf and Tennis are the best amongst us and all the TheftBall sports are for plebs

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wtf is that, extreme playground swingset?

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AKA I WAS IN THE AIR

is killing turks an sport?

like quiditch but on horseback

Footvolley
Arguably futsal
Capoeira

>invented IN our country

Basketball was first played in the US, you fucking idiots.

based golf but that's about it

my neej