/trans/ + /pl/ - What is Defending? Edition

/trans/ ends in 6 days. International break commences in 2 days.

The weekend's top flight fixtures in England (Saturday 3:00pm kick-offs unless stated):

>AFC Bournemouth v Manchester City (12:30pm)

>Crystal Palace v Swansea City
>Huddersfield Town v Southampton
>Newcastle United v West Ham United
>Watford v Brighton & Hove Albion

>Manchester United v Leicester City (5:30pm)

>Chelsea v Everton (Sun 1:30pm)
>West Bromwich Albion v Stoke City (Sun 1:30pm)

>Liverpool v Arsenal (Sun 4:00pm)
>Tottenham Hotspur v Burnley (Sun 4:00pm)

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Dalton
Connery
Brosnan
Craig
Moore
Lazenby

>making a new thread at night

You mad cunt.

Pretty good

I would fuck OP if I could for how based and alpha he is.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZkFJ4OTbCNg

>Scousers

It's this sort of risk-taking that's seen Eddie Meme get humped on both occasions by Poop.

Swansea gonna sign Bony, Arias and Renato Sanches addition

The only people who rate Eddie Meme are the delusional shitposting falseflaggers in the /arse/ thread who honestly think that the board will give £500m to Eddie Meme and trust him NOT to spent £498m on Joey Barton.

Hope ben memedy starts tomorrow

And those too dim/deluded to realise they were bankrolled to the top flight.

>Memesenal
>Bournememe
>Brighton and Meme Albion
>Burnmeme
>Memelsea
>Crystal Memelace
>Evermeme
>Memedersfield Town
>Memester City
>Livermeme
>Memechester City
>Memechester United
>Newmemetle United
>Southmemeton United
>Stoke Memey
>Swamemea City
>Tottenmeme Hotspur
>Watmeme
>West Memeich Albion
>West Meme United

great post lad

While I agree with that, the amount of money invested compared to the amount say Chelsea, United, City and Pool have spent since the PL began is nothing. Or did Blackburn 'bankroll their way to the top' with the £34m they spent? Either way that's muh histreh tier retardedness. Pretty sure Ted Drake wasn't that expensive.

Especially since inflation and all that jazz still wouldn't come close and it still doesn't mean the board is retarded enough to give £500m to Eddie Meme. They've given £668m to Wonga in 22 years. It'd take that amount to fix their shit team lmao.

I don't get it. Is this some sort of may-may?

think i broke my finger lads

Edermeme
Damemeo-Kompanmeme-Pebbles-Memedy
De Meme-Fernanmemeo-Memeva
Memeva-Memeguero-Memé

I was talking about Bournemouth being bankrolled by Demin to promotion (not to mention Callum Wilson's ability to dive on command). I didn't mention Arsenal at all.

Well ArseANAL were bank rolled to top division as well lmao faggot.

and this season Mooy will exact huddersfields revenge by relegating arsenal

>I didn't mention Arsenal at all.
Doesn't matter, some (((people))) are obsessed.

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if they were relegated.

I told you my asshole was tight.

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Why is this general so cringey? Might aswell be on #ladbible with these posts and all this 'haha banter'

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hahaha! YES! Top post, great #'banter lad, top work. Screencapping.

how do i know if i

Haha we're spending our friday nights posting on an anime site sports sub-board haha.

Because it's full of people who stay in on a Friday night.

>Southmemeton United
enjoyed this one 2bh

>96posting this kino
you should be ashamed

Stop playing 3 at the back

You got brain damage or do you think this is funny? Honestly can't tell
While going out to bars isn't the pinnacle of everything in life, you're probably partially right

0-4

2-2
1-1
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1-2

1-0
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4-3
2-0

what should i get at Nandos?

Switch Connery and Dalton, and Brosnan and Craig.

That the top 3 becomes cool bond, and the bottom 3 becomes cool bond gear.

half a chicken, piri fries and garlic bread la

Brazil doesn't have Nandos.

There's some autist(s) that's been using a Brazilian proxy for a while now. Unless Brazil suddenly discovered Sup Forums and started posting here

I thought as much. So many gimmickfags desu.

>I was talking about Bournemouth being bankrolled by Demin to promotion

What, by spending £3m?

>"LMAO DUDE JUST THROW MONEY AT IT ROFL! WHY DIDN'T WE THINK OF THIS BEFORE LOL!"

Retard.

>Unless Brazil suddenly discovered Sup Forums and started posting here

brazil owns Sup Forums fuck you leaf fucker

>replying to Sosa
>replying to the literal Jew Spurs fan

He's one of the two lad.

Hello, Eddie.

surely it can't be eddie, he's tucked up in bed by half nine every night without fail unless bournemouth are on motd first

No I'm not you braindead faggot

>There's some autist(s) that's been using a Brazilian proxy for a while now
he is german, I think

Howling. Sure you're not.

t. Payetfag.

Imagine being this unaware that you're the cancer killing Sup Forums

>no alliteration in the thread edition
kys my man

This shit again?

Don't be so hard on yourself.

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fap and talking about her getting screwed by bbc is what gives this away

>that comment
Some people have no sense, baka.

>blackedchester cucknited

Why would he want him to kick her though? I don't think she'd get far.

>Bayern Mundick

>Paris St-Germain have concluded an agreement with Monaco to sign forward Kylian Mbappe, 18, and defensive midfielder Fabinho, 23, from the Ligue 1 champions. (Daily Record)

That explains why Lemar ain't leaving. PSG has gutted them if this is true.

>'So he called all of you but not me?' Klopp the last to hear Wijnaldum baby news
>Klopp is so hated he doesn't even get told shit by his players

Or, Klopp, you autistic faggot, people follow him on Twatter and see it? How bout you do it too, knobhead.

>taking him on loan for a year before paying the 100gorllion oil bucks

FFP is honestly a joke

>Meanwhile, ex-England defender Danny Mills has claimed that "Liverpool fans have to realise that they are not quite the pull they used to be". (BBC Radio 5 live In Short)

LIVERPOOL BTFO

>Arsenal could make a bid for Real Madrid striker Karim Benzema, 29, if Alexis Sanchez leaves Emirates Stadium. (Diario Gol)

>Chelsea plan to hold talks with Everton over a £30m deal for 23-year-old England midfielder Ross Barkley after the two teams clash on Sunday. (Sun)

>The Gunners are also ready to start the bidding at £35m as Chelsea and Liverpool compete for winger Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, 24. (Daily Mirror)

>Newcastle manager Rafael Benitez is confident of more signings before transfer deadline day on 31 August. (Newcastle Chronicle)

>Paris St-Germain have rejected Barcelona's 35m euro (£32.4m) bid for their 29-year-old attacking midfielder Angel di Maria. (As - in Spanish)

>Barcelona will continue in their bid to try to bring Liverpool midfielder Philippe Coutinho, 25, to the Nou Camp. (Mundo Deportivo - in Spanish)

>Sanchez and Ox are leaving this window

Christ, I honestly think Arsenal will finish outside of the top 5 this season

>still no niggers at Real Madrid

FeelsGoodMan.tiff

>Ox is good meme

>still have Americans on Sup Forums

feelsbadman.bmp

Who is Benzema?

>being hateful on the internet

watch it m8, they're watching you.

Pretty sure Modric is from Croatia

Just as ligue 1 was getting interesting again

thinking of putting down BIG money on man city, bayern, and barca tomorrow. should i?

I think it's bollocks, but who knows.

benz is kabyle and therefore white

I think you should put down the BIG cock cos your breathe stink

Pretty sure they spunked £30+million on some unknown kid from Brazil

Very rare to have a white Muslim who isn't doing it for hipster points. But if you say so lad, I don't know about 'whiteness' definitions, though the USA does consider Algerians as 'white' so you're prob right.

Ur mom stinks

> Real Madrid planning to sell Karim Benzema to Liverpool: Reds have made an offer - report

Huh. Awesome.

>They claim Liverpool, Arsenal and Borussia Dortmund have all made offers for Benzema.

O-okay... but we're still in for a chance, right?

>Diario Gol add that Real reckon they can get the Reds to pay £92m for Benzema this summer.

WHO THE FUCK WRITES THIS SHIT?

>How are you going to win the Premier League with Nacho Monreal in a back three? Anyone can see that is not going to happen. It’s extraordinary. It’s actually mind-blowing at times. Arsenal need defenders because they just can’t defend.

t. Paul Mertson

First game they had 2 LB's and a U21 CB. 2nd game Stoke had, what, 3 shots on goal? Seems like their only problem is set pieces. Liverpool will win, obviously, but I don't think the defence is that bad with Kosc (who should be back from a ban, right?), Holding, Mert, Kolasniac, Mustafi and Bellerin possible to use.

Arsenal will beat Liverpool

Unless Sanchez, Lacazzete and Ozil are god-like, they won't. Arsenal's attack is dogshit, midfield is wank and defence is non-existent. They're gonna get creamed 4-0 or something.

if we lineup like we did against lester and stoke, we are going to get murdered

Wenger is an idiot

Everyone thought Chelsea would get creamed by Spurs, this season is gonna be unpredictable

>spurs at wembley
>winning

>spurs

>Le greentext Spurs meme

They'll be one of the few teams to beat United this year

>EPLel in trans
why did you have to ruin one of my favorite threads

>Moyes

EXTREMELY good post

no bully

Anyone else ready for BASED Mooy to dominate again today?

Lossl deserves a place there at GK

Dick'ead, we dem mooys boys

i know this isn't /arse/ but what happened to mustafi?

wasn't he meant to be their saviour?

>the mayweather/mcgregor shitposting already taking over the board
I'll be happy to see the back of that shit.

No

love a cheeky flutter me ;)

>when Stuart Pearce is on Betfred ads

>Togo striker Emmanuel Adebayor has extended his contract with Turkish club Istanbul Basaksehir for another three years.
So 2 years of being a burden and then 1 year of actually playing.