Cubs @ Phillies - Questionable Nicknames Edition

Cubs
Jose Quintana (L)

1. Ben "Zorilla" Zobrist (S) 2B
2. Kyle "Schwarbs" Schwarber (L) LF
3. Kris "KB" Bryant (R) 3B
4. Anthony "Tony" Rizzo (L) 1B
5. Ian "Happer" Happ (S) CF
6. Alex "Parkman" Avila (L) C
7. Jason "J-Hey" Heyward (L) RF
8. Javier "El Mago" Baez (R) SS
9. Jose "Q" Quintana (R) P

Phillies
Jerad Eickhoff (R)

1. Cesar "Cesita" Hernandez (S) 2B
2. Freddy "Toco" Galvis (S) SS
3. Nick "Nicky Dubs" Williams (L) RF
4. Rhys Hoskins (R) LF
5. Tommy "Tojo" Joseph (R) 1B
6. Maikel "Compa F" Franco (R) 3B
7. Pedro Florimon (S) CF
8. Jorge Alfaro (R) C
9. Jerad "Eick" Eickhoff (R) P

Remember kids, knowing is half the battle.

hulk smash

>anime posting weebs are cancer

quintana fucking sucks

>77809089
Cubs were doing fine until you showed up

literally who can stop him

>blaming the cubs sucking on anime haters
whats it like being this autistic?

Fuck you theo, why is strop, and rondon still on the team

>77809164
>Getting biblically butthurt over Japanese animated pictures
What an enjoyable person you must be to be around. Ready to get blown out again like last time?

or wilson
or koji
or grimm

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whoa not so fast...we might need that SK for bait when NK takes over merica

America Fuc yeah is one of my ten song

final score
phil 10
cusb 2
i can see into the future

mayweather loses by decision
the dolphins with hire colin kaepernick by week 5
trump will win a 2nd term and declare martial law

why wont uncle joe let kyle play catcher

But the Russians have already taken over the White House. Truly the worst timeline.

i only speak to adults that don't post with cartoons...how many fukken time before you get it...GOOD DAY

why wont uncle joe let kyle pitch instead of q

Anyone figure out why Quintana is shit? At least with Wilson it's supposedly all just psychological.

Quintana had a few lock down starts early on but is now a dumpster fire.

why are you still watching i already told you the final score...you of little faith

How can that be the future when Trump doesn't last until 2018 between all that treason with Russians, defending Nazis and the coup de grace, when he tanks the economy either by not raising the debt ceiling or causes a government shutdown over the fact he lied about who is paying for the wall and Congress will refuse to fund it?

If anything he'll start a war in order to consolidate power and crack down on civil liberties and the free press before Muller's report is finished.

>phils BTFOing the defending champs this bad

>Q brought the curse of the whos to the northside

It's because Joe Maddon is a gay fag and likes brown skinned shit skins residing in Hazleton. Fuck him.

Well, he pitched an inning without giving up a run. So that's progress.

Quintana opening at pitching?

he's trash

Or, he just can't handle the man's league since he used to pitch for the baby's league.

It's funny to remember how hyped Cubs fans were after Q's first start with the Cubs and now this.

To the guy complaining why players slide.

That's why.

>filthies baserunning

Oh hey, a rundown at home to keep it a 5 run game.

One grand slammy and we got a ball game again.

Come on Happ.

its 2 outs

Its another cusb hitters make a garbage pitcher look like an ace episode. I watched this one last night.

Feh

The baserunning has been fucking terrible this year

Phils Win

Phillies win!

GG cubbies.

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