You wake up in 323BC

You wake up in 323BC

Wat do

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Destroy Carthage and develop better roads to field armies to guard my land.

Why didn't Alexander invade the West instead of the East?

he feared the western warrior

eat avocado, corn, potatoes, chocolate, turkey, vanilla, tomatoes, chili and invent tequila

Become prophet

Amaze future generations with my predictions based on things I know will happen, but also insert in some crazy doomsday stuff to troll them.

Kill myself because no Sup Forums.

Same shit another day

Try and probably fail to survive since my country is literally just forest at this point.

because east had the civilizations at the time. mostly cause of persia

>civilization
Never again will sandniggers challenge Evropa.

And so they infected us with the plague of kikestrianity to demoralize and destroy us.

>Never again will sandniggers challenge Evropa.
>And so they infected us with the plague of kikestrianity to demoralize and destroy us.

My beliefs has nothing to do with my opposition to foreign venom.

>yo Alexander, where do you want to march to my man
>the rich civilization's of Persia, India and China?
>or the mudhuts of Western Europe?

>shieeeeet

Kill weak r*manbois

>Wat do
Idk. Is China unified yet?

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You are still a fedora fag

Go to the immense forests of Germany and Scandinavia and beat my meat naked to a tree while yelling "MADONNA DIO DI DIO" crying a take a dump in a Celts' holy tree to get stabbed to death and eaten alive while still blaming God and his son Jesus

Oh fug. Well it's better than being born 40-90 years earlier and being holohoaxed by Bai Qi.

become king of the Powhatan

Leave inscriptions on details about the future so I can be praised.

Starve to death because i can't talk to people in German or English.

Dahae strong

You'll either be praised as some kind of prophet or be executed for witchcraft. I don't know which one is more likely

Who here /Syracuse/?

ooga booga where da chineez wimmen at

>Realize i missed the golden age
>Kill myself

what would actually happen to 95% of Sup Forums

>walk around confused until people speaking languages I don't understand confront me and either kill me or enslave me

Or you find yourself among really retarded people who think of you as a god by your appearance and clothing

my ancestors )

Off by a century but I think I could still pull the God King thing with some 21st century know how
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fuck a tree :)

make a bunch of Gunpowder and Cannons and become a KANG
Then conquer anatolia and balkans and call myself Mithridate

Trap and hunt animals, fish and build a cabin.
Pretty much my life today as well.
Besides hoping I don't get too sick etc since my herb knowledge is kinda bad.

Teach my ancestors :) to write, but in an alphabet i invent, so that Dardanians can write and also document

Remind R*me of Brennus.

>go raid Rome with my fellow Carthaginian allies
>destroy the r*man republic
>get qt carthaginian gf

Chieftain war, probably.

destroy roma
the whole history will change

go bang qt finnish gf

>occupy random island
>create a country of warriors
>breed only with strongest women
>name myself big chief
>all my descendents do the same
>continue until outer heaven and big boss becomes a reality