YANKEES V MARINERS GAMETHREAD

Sabathia V Miranda

first for the tigers got off light

I'm a fucking idiot.. should be mariners yankees. why am I making threads so much lately?

yankees:
LF Brett Gardner
CF Aaron Hicks
C Gary Sanchez
RF Aaron Judge
SS Didi Gregorius
2B Starlin Castro
DH Tyler Austin
1B Chase Headley
3B Todd Frazier

Mariners:
Segura SS
Valencia 1B
Cruz DH
Seager 3B
Haniger RF
Zunino C
Heredia CF
Gamel LF
Motter 2B

yanks desu

T H I C K
H
I
C
K

>2B Starlin Castro
>second baseman starlin castro
>al all star at second base, starlin castro

this was fun sawx, enjoy your wild card berth

T H I C K

Why didn't they call up Bird too?

>the city of coreys brothers

not sure

also these uniforms are fucking attrocious

...

go m's

i prefer calling him the fatman

what the actual fuck is grit wearing

I'm going to need some time to get used to this design

If any Puerto Rican in this thread is offended by Christopher Columbus, I got one thing to tell you. GO BACK TO PUERTO RICO.

thats a thing?

>bird, sanchez, and gregorious have not been in the same lineup all year

I'm Puerto Rican and I don't know why I should be offended by Christopher Columbus

Yeah, some do nothing councilwoman from the bronx or brooklyn started it yesterday.

drive it deep, zunino

>groud-rule cuck

keep it up, m's

You Seattle fans ever been to Twin Peaks? I hear they have a great little place that servers great cherry pie.

I've thought about applying at the hotel

Damn, that looked gone for a second

the m's pitcher is playing a very dangerous game

grit looks fly as fuck and you know it

>Castro comes back
>immediately pops out on a pitch out of the zone
I remember why I wasn't a big fan of Castro

I don't see him chasing yankees batters with a rifle

Base hit!

Torreyes isn't playing?

That was a very catchable ball for Castro

castro's back

Lets go Ms

Why is seaters batting stance so retarded

>corey brother

could have used kyle

Robinson Cano has very kissable lips lmao no homo

...

What the fuck, since when does Scott Brosius work with the Mariners?

...

hold onto the ball...

Can you please throw the ball straight Miranda

BASES LOADED

L
O
A
D
E
D

>Unironically loading the bases with walks

i dont give a shit how many bases the yankees get gifted, they gotta actually hit in the risp

Why is Gardner the nofun police?

cmon gar bear

phew

mmm just got a quater pound of colorado raised sour diesel shipped in, just rolled an ocb and am going to spark it in like the 5th inning. truly a good life desu

is this english

...

Z BOMB

>Anonymous 08/25/17(Fri)20:06:16 No.77809860 ▶
you just dont know marijuana culture my dude, its all good tho

ZUNINO

Wtf are they wearing

Did they bring color rush to MLB? Yikes...

YES

its nickname night so they made some special unis

if these gamethreads were in charge of the nicknames what would the yankees lineup look like? some of the ones theyve got are lame af

1. Grit
2. Aaron Hicks??
3. Sanchize?
4. Aaron Fudge
5. ELITE
6. Starlin Castro??
7. Tyler Austin??
8. Chase Headley?
9. Todd Frazier??

So the mariners just always look like crossing gaurds?

at least aaron dfudge didn't strikeo uthtere but still -02 lol get it together fudge

>its nickname night so they made some special unis

1. grit
2. h i c k s
3. sanchize, gary is scary, pizzaman
4. aron fuge, all rise
5. king didi, E L I T E
6. all-starlin is p lit desu
7. irrelivent
8. his number is going to be retired
9. toddfather

brawl incoming

i like to call castro casbro

no they use different teal unis hence the post

Gotcha, everyone looks ugly asf tonight, but the nicknames are funny.

What would your nickname be if you weren't cut by the Yankees, Chris?

someone buy this weed off of me its pretty good desu very earthy


ALL-STARLIN

if only you lived upstate.

How long can Romine and Sanchez appeal? I figure they can hold off on serving their suspension until the rosters expand

throw some strikes

i could probably ship to you, i dont really sell but i could send you some if your lacking, i have like 4 pounds in my warehouse, id send you like a half ounce free of charge i know the struggle

chris farter hahahahaha

inb4 >risp

dodger fan here
join the club

Another day, another RISP

wish me luck desu lets see if i can smoke this without pissing my girlfriend off

jesus this fucking team

Oh boy. Another Yankees game were we are 0/10 with risp

>having a girlfriend
fucking faggot

post a photo of some shit

>smoking
fucking degenerate

>tfw Hurricane this weekend
H-haha n-no big deal. R-right?

that you TY ? hope you survive

a small joint for taste

are you in texas rn?

thanks m8
yeah, I'm TY

I know I'll be fine

shit fammmm got dat loud assss lookin muh

Yall finna smoke that jawn?

RIP user

bitch that's for tasting

I say this while I'm coughing my ads off , my girl hates drugs so yeah I'm facing it

adios, miranda

TY lives in Dallas I believe

I do, but I go to school at A&M which is in College Station. We're going to be hit pretty hard apparently.

FUCK. THIS. SHIT.

>this streaky fucking offense

This is why I hate the news when it comes to weather related events.

They always hype up every snowstorm we have so when there's a real storm in the country I don't know if it's really bad or just hype

>the macarena

im super high and like micheal kay is like super smart rn. maybe hes super high like every game