Welcome to the Pawn Shop

Welcome to the Pawn Shop.

What have you got for us,user?

Warrant for your arrest sonny

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Hey, I found these old "wrestling" toys in my wifes boyfriends attic while I was installing a camera in his bedroom ceiling.

Checked on the internet, they're going for 10 to 15 dollars a piece on the internets.

your Old Man

most I can do is twenty bucks man

I got a couple of quality necks here, any interest?

Alright. And just how much do you want for each one of them?

I will part with them for....how about $45 for the set?

The pieces were well taken care of but 15$ is as high as I'm going for these. What do you say?

Pawn Stars is the pleb version of Antique Roadshow
prove me wrong, you can't

Doubles

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best i can do is this 6.

I have a big guy.

Of course I can. The pleb version of Antiques Roadshow is Bargain Hunters. Pawn Stars is the retarded version.

HELLO
Today I have brought to you guys my asshole in bucket
I've found it in a old chest in my room, dunno how old it is
How much can you give me for it?

Can you do 15.89? It's my favorite year.

I have the NES-001

didn't Chumlee get arrested for being a high ranking cartel drug and gun runner?

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that guy looks like he's wearing a halloween mask every few minutes

He was arrested for child abuse

Sorry man, $15.50 and this is totally as high as we are going.

What do you want to do it?

Security, take this clown out of here.

How much for this piece of paper I found behind an old framed painting, it had "independence hall" writen on the back or something.

>it's a someone sells a precious family heir loom for a few hundred bucks episode

Unjust?

something ultra rare: a sticky post for someone who actually matters

Let me call my friend, he's an expert on pieces of paper.

Uhhh, yeah sorry, I've grown attached to them, can't let em go for that price.

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I can't watch this show. It triggers the fuck out of me and I don't trigger easily.

Uhhh listen buddy you see I'm a business I've gotta make a profit.

There's some condition issues as you can see some tears and creases. I've also gotta pay to get it framed.

Best I can do is 100 bucks.

your fat nigger can't catch the monkey king you fuck

OUAOAAOAOAOA

That's okay. Good luck, thank you for coming.

>*What do you want to do with it?

>it's an "Expert appraises an item for a reasonable price and Rick offers the seller 40% of that" episode

I made this reaction image once but never get to use it.

It's the face he used when he was being "honest" in one episode.

>"honest"
Are you implying Rick Harrison isn't the most honest individual you've ever known?

Better than Les "my kid coulda got killed" Gold

Hardcore Pawn is more entertaining.

Hear you got a pristine, unopened copy of Battletoads.

My virginity I've been hanging onto for 28 years.

He's also the better pawn broker

Only a Jew could buy a 1990's camcorder from one nigger for $2 and sell it to another for $50

My child almost died!!!!!

This. Guaranteed chimpout >> some bald faggot reading some factoids he just googled.

the beard hides the residual JUST

Bring in some meth, they all love it.
Itll sell better than some old garbage you have laying aroun

I've got some porn I can post because I am on my brothers internet and not mine. What can i get for this?

MMMMMMHHHMMMM LOOKING FOR THAT JEW NAMED LES GOLD I NEED TO GET MY EARINGS OUT

A (You).
Oh wait we don't do those anymore.

I'd like to sell this old war relic my dad brought home from overseas.

I'm really not willing to go any lower than at least one (you). Are you sure?

Nice body but its market value drops due to the tattoos. Best I can do is 2 bucks.

I'll be honest its just gonna sit there in the bargin bin.

I don't understand why people pawn things when they already know the value. Instead of knowingly getting ripped off at a pawn store, why don't they just sell it online themself for a more decent price?

Most of the time they say they need fast money.

Well I brought along some others. How about this one?

That depends, where's her dick?

Selling online means you have to wait at least a week to make sure the entire transaction goes through smoothly. And on rare occasions problems may come up. For someone who needs money on that same day or even less than a week, it's not worth the hassle.

I got this fine negro youngling not even 2. He will grow up to be a fine specimen for someone to use in the fields. I'm asking for 1500 but would take store credit if the price is right.

I suspect thats silicone around the breasts. Tell you what let me go speak with a friend, he's an expert on breasts.

Take your time my friend take your time.

Well the stocking on her right leg is broken, plus we didn't see if she had a cute feminine penis.
Best I can do is 5 bucks.

You don't understand. I have a buyer online who will give me fifty yous for this and all I am asking for is one.

Raw opal hewn from the blood-red bones of the Australian outback. What's yer offer?

I'm sorry. I run a business here and your webms don't even have any sound. I am a nice guy though and I can give you 6 bucks. But I just can't do more for you

Well, I can go as high as 12$.

Do you have any more?