A PAIR OF RUSTY OLD BICYCLE BRAKES? THAT'S A 30 DOLLAR BILL IF I EVER SEEN ONE!

A PAIR OF RUSTY OLD BICYCLE BRAKES? THAT'S A 30 DOLLAR BILL IF I EVER SEEN ONE!

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>it's a Jarrod dresses as a Mexican gangbanger episode

FAKE SHOW

guys, it's FAKE

FAKE!

>it's a Barry pays a shitload of money for a shitty locker and spends the rest of the episode looking for shit to give to people episode

best episodes

YUUUUUUUUUUP

>it's a Dave purposely bids on shit lockers just to get other people to overbid on them episode

>it's a Barry quips episode

It's a Dave incites a riot episode youtube.com/watch?v=IkWqhNIl0d4

>it's a Laura looks insanely fuckable episode

>buying second-hand brakes
>for a bicycle
>for 30 bucks
>in USA, where nobody walks or rides a bike
yeah, sure, whatevs.

whatch yo profamity

>it's a Barry finds an old Egyptian sarcophagus behind a bed episode

>it's a one of Mary's upcycling projects turns out surprisingly good episode

>it's a rare collectable found in the back of a locker clearly borrowed from a museum or collection episode

NES ZERO ZERO ONE?

NES ZERO ZERO ONE.

I want to glaze Brandi's face

>so embarrassed by that he killed himself

>it's a protagonist has a betting match with a sassy black woman episode

>Broken plastic lawn chair? That's another $250 right there!

I DROVE 4 HOURS AND LOST 200 BUCKS. BUT THAT'S OKAY SINCE I FOUND THIS NIFTY CHINESE WOODEN DRAGON FROM THE 1990s I ALWAYS WANTED.

Someone post the screencap of one of these idiots thinking an NES is worth $900ish

>it's you stare at Brandi's tits and don't know what's actually going on episode

My favorite episodes

he dresses like a wigger not Mexican gangbanger

how 'bout no

he dresses like a cholo

>crumpled half of a 1 dollar bill

That's a 20 dollar bill right there!

There's a dark haired girl who talks too fast and seems hyper on this show/a version of it who is really hot, anybody know her?

You're thinking of Jarrod

Hearty kek

Found her

>USA 0 0 1
>this must be the first ever dollar bill!

>100
>USA 0 0 1
Wew

>half a box of stale Froot Loops?
>That's $80 right there

What happened to her? I hear she went to prison

>crusty cum rag
>50 bux

>it's a Dave waits until the last second to yell YUUUUUUP episode

She used to be a stripper I remember reading that much

I fucking love when he throws the woman to the ground. She acts all pissed questioning his manhood when she was the one smacking him first

He dresses like a pill addict who knows people who do heroin, but hasn't dabbled in it himself.

>Some kids math homework from 10 years ago?
>That's $35

> storage wars on history channel
> Berenstain bears alternate reality strikes again

Yep. Jarrod was the bouncer at the club. Word is that he also pimped her out to start up his thrift shop.

>Meet Mary on the street
>Can i please get a photo with you
>OK
>Hold phone up and its on selfie
>She does the exact same chuckle laugh she does on the show
>"I do that all the time" same laugh/chuckle

What does she smell like. Cigs and faint garlic us my guess.

The only thing other than the laugh was i noticed her hair kept blowing into her mouth and she kept talking and would finish the sentence before brushing it away.

>We only spoke for like 5 min tops and it was all questions about the show being real and Barry

>it's an I jerk off to brandi again episode

youtu.be/95eUhuR8_ps
gotchu fampai sugoi desu

You know that big bigger dude had her 10 times to Tuesday right?

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Has Dave ever gotten his ass kicked in camera?

Look at all those fat fucks.

>PISS STAINED COUCH?
>200 BUCKS ALL DAY, BABY!

>it's a Barry rides around in a motorcycle and I pray to God he doesn't have an accident because the slightest of fender benders would probably kill him instantly episode

Its not like i was trying to fuck her, i was even with my girlfriend dude

>So I ended up paying 800 dollars for this locker with what looked like nothing but broken shelving in it but I think I'm okay because I found this rare cross that jesus was crucified on hidden in the back, that's a $1000 bill right there, and I can probably get another $200 for the shelves so I think we're good baby! Suck it dave!

>AND DON'T FORGET TO PAY THE LADY!

never seen this show but who is brandi can someone post more of her

> insulted
> convenient imaginary gf shows up

>Okay so let's start the bidding at 700
>DOIHEARSEVENFIFTYBADIDIDDIDBABABABABAAEIGHTHUNDREDGIBABABABAEIGHTFIFTYBABADIDAGAGALASTCHANCEALLINFAIRWARNEBADADADASOOOOOOOLD AT EIGHT FIFTY

Name some NOT STAGED shows please.
They even exist?

I only watch it for Barry desu. But I can't stand the show he did by himself.

can some autist dump their brandi folder already or sage

This Old House

Game of Thrones

Make way for the real hero of the show.

Not really cos she took the photo and it was on selfie hence the selfie line

>But ok, whatever i dont need you to believe me

Could be worse. There's British versions of these shows, it's even more cringey and staged than this. Full of cockney wide boy gangster wannabes or blonde bimbos.

If the show didn't afford Brandi some money and faux self worth. I think she'd have left Jarrod for Brandy in an instant.

Ice Road Truckers. If they could fake the trucks breaking through, they would have did it by now.

the only reasons to watch this shit

Cops.

I mean, the only serious editing the producers made to the show is that they intentionally tried to make it seem like blacks weren't as frequently arrested as they were by the cops on the show.

I don't. Pics or proof. The ball is in your court and in your mouth too.

>It's a Dave is being an asshole and driving up the price on shit he doesn't want then ends up with the highest bid episode

I just watched storage wars canada on DC last night, and watched the other storage wars on HC recently so no.

>Americans actually watch this "reality" TV shit

I'm good, i dont need my face on Sup Forums

>You win
>Gold star

>Ice Road Truckers. If they could fake the trucks breaking through, they would have did it by now.

Yes. And it's actually a British export. Same with the I love the 90s panel commentary stuff.

Him and his wife seem to be doing well, is there money in being an auctioneer or is it just money he's made from the show?

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Twin Peaks

It's okay to watch it if you don't think it's reality

>it's a jarrod desperately tries to buy a locker to fill his thrift shop but he ends up overpaying for a bunch of garbage because dave is an asshole episode

It's a black man with a vacant look in his eyes tries to sell a pair of broken speakers that don't match for "gas money" episode.

"MY OFFSPRING MIGHT HAVE EXPIRED"!

youtube.com/watch?v=qCtEet4qNLw

Well done, you identified the joke.

>in USA, where nobody walks or rides a bike
So you've never been to the US have you?

>in USA, where nobody walks or rides a bike
you've obviously never been to the west coast or any college town

Like that one time he got a locker filled with books and he was like "OMG IM A MILLIONAIRE!" Then bradged about how he was going to sell all the books at two dollars each.

Shit taste m8

youtube.com/watch?v=9ZfAMj8Mnb8

BOOM

Last time I watched it he couldn't shut up about a Kimber his new gf or whatever. He would probably brag about the bloodiest turd.

He's the biggest cunt of the lot.

are these two supposed to be the good guys?

Mary's gonna find me in a storage locker one day with a month's worth of semen saved up.
It'll be an ejaculation celebration.

>this piggy bank with 33 cents in? $200 easy

> go on Sup Forums
> popular thread is 4am loser television

EYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP

Expired condoms?
One dollar each at the store easy!