"Hey user, wanna be my business partner?"

>"Hey user, wanna be my business partner?"

How do you respond?

Politely decline & then go on the lamb for a month or two.

if I'm Cousin Brian that means I'm about to get fucking rich.

and that reminds me of one of my favorite little throwaway lines on The Sopranos: In the season 4 episode with the HUD scam, Tony brings Cousin Brian into the basement to give him his cut. Carmella hears them and asks what's going on, so Tony gives Brian a drill to bring up in order to fool Carmella. Then in a season 5 episode ("All Happy Families" I think), Tony is bitching to Carmella about how Brian still hasn't brought back the drill. It fucking tickled me when I first noticed it.

OOOOOOOH WISEGUY YOU GETTIN FUCKIN FRESH. HUH?

"Course i would, Ton. It's an honor."

And then i'll try to stay loyal to him. Tony can be very grateful and protective, if you are honest to the family.

Can I fuck Carmella's ass first?

Til his psychosis makes him believe youz a fuckin rat.
OR
You're a bad earner
OR
You open your mouth instead of your fuckin EARS

>Til his psychosis makes him believe youz a fuckin rat

They were all rats, Tony didn't wrong anyone there.

>You're a bad earner

Then work harder, faggot.

>You open your mouth instead of your fuckin EARS

Shut your whore mouth and do what's told, faggot.

Say to him, only if he made the varsity athletic team, then walk off

I still believe if you listen to him carefully and don't try to fuck him he could be a great companion and would help you if you are in trouble.
But course, you'll be a follower for the rest of your life and not a leader

This.

S-sure T, anything for the family.

I'd tell him "we're already in the 21st century"

jesus fuck
I dont even remember what his bussiness was
like some dump trucks
and mafia stuff but still no idea about what mafia stuff

I remember they went to toss some guy when the ponytail italian musscle came
but still have no idea about where the income came from

was it shown, or 12 year old me missed it?

...

>then go on the lamb

The top guys (Tony, Paulie, Bobby, Big Pussy) had a "no show" job with Barrone Sanitation meaning they worked there on paper but never showed up and just collected the paycheck and the medical benefits. Sil the pimp had income with his whorehouse (the Bing). In between that they had stakes in a Jewish-owned motel, a porno theater, tons of little bits of credit card and pension fraud (Webistics). Then there was the petty shit like robbery and murder for hire.

But the majority of their income was likely from extortion and racketeering

waste management you fucking pleb, it's literally where the fucking trope came from

mob involvement in the carting business was around long before the sopranos

*breathes heavily through nose*

Alot a loyelty for an unpaid sperg.

>Ey user, wanna be my biness pardnuh?
That's how he would say it

MMMMMMMMMMMM BOY ARE YOU FAT

you are now aware most of Tony's income came from legit businesses and he used the his goons to strong arm the competition and send it running, all the really illegal shit was just supplemental

I dunnno, Chrissy is dead and you know AJ's faggot ass isn't running shit. The Soprano family is new anyway, didn't he basically inherit the Aprile crew?

Tell him I'm with The Vipers

You betacuck boys would get on your knees once he started breathing through his nose.

Pussy had the chop shop

Gabagool? Ova here.

just when i thought i was out

Ree-got

Pro-shoot

Sphee-A-Dell

>shvoyadell

OOOOHHHHHHHH

bra-jool

>I was this close
>then you got a problem, 'cuz ya brajool ain't even that big