>an American moves in next door to you
How do you react?
An American moves in next door to you
Lincoln Rogers
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Robert Garcia
I greet them and offer some food. It's good to build neighbour relations.
Jayden Murphy
>implying
Jason Thomas
Take them out for a drink
Andrew James
I live in a commieblock where nobody knows eachother and there is no sense of community. I would do nothing.
Henry Torres
Nice.
I thought Europe was hospitable, wow.
Brody White
Who could that be
Mason Perry
>talking to your neighbors
Jason Price
I unironically (not lying on the internet) made homemade chips (American chips) with a great jalapeño French onion dip to go with it. Gave it to some Brits who moved in next door, Scottish wife too I think.
Chips n' dip is a ducking GOAT snack food.
Andrew Taylor
I live in an apartment complex with prostitutes and welfare recipients on the same floor and never leave my room so I would not even notice
Xavier Martin
buy match rapidly
Liam Jones
Jesus christ that must suck dick
Aiden Rivera
>female
Get her drunk, ask her if she'd like a taste of my genes
>male
Tell him to get drunk at orchard towers, listen to report of american getting mickeyd the next day
Connor Williams
well at least if you get depress and need a quick blowjob, you get a quick pick of the litter and the going rate.
Nolan Parker
Yeah that's their job
Jaxson Morgan
>mickeyd
?
Jaxson Rogers
I bring a package of chocolate to him/her as a welcome present. I always do this with all my new neighbors.
Jordan Morgan
Very surprised
Cooper Powell
bring a couple of beers around, say hi
never really talk to them again afterwards
Gabriel Taylor
what kind?
Colton Gutierrez
Kinder chocolate bars or ritter sport
Jeremiah Brooks
probably not notice
Sebastian Anderson
fuck you
Luke Peterson
Your offering amuses me but pleases me enough.
Benjamin Richardson
Steal his house things
Gavin Reed
Hooray
Josiah Martinez
Shoot him, as is our custom here.
Kevin Flores
Suck their dick
Tyler Hill
ahhhhhh
yeeeeee
Im cumming uhhhhhh!!
...I am not interested in it.
Joseph Bailey
this
Andrew Thomas
Go home,gi
Blake Taylor
I give him an actual beer and he dies of alcohol poisoning. Or i just assume their gender and they get so offended they go back to burgerland.
Angel Harris
A mickey is a form of date rape drug
Daniel Barnes
if said american is a neighbor, woo her and have sex with her, just as i would with any other white woman
Nathaniel Watson
is a woman**
Asher Russell
Take him/her out hunting and hiking.
If it is a city faggot I'll be sad and wonder why said person moved into the countryside.