Get in here bros and let's celebrate with a Pulislick thread.
>the overrated pace-nog is out
>Dembelmeme wins nothing with Barcelolna this season because Madrid is too strong
>PulisGOD wins the Bundesu and cucks Madrid and Tottenshit in the CL
>EPLel clubs and Barcelolna get desperate for him and start entering bidding wars of 100M+ bids to get him
Feels fucking good to have the American Messi.
Get in here bros and let's celebrate with a Pulislick thread
Jace Evans
Owen Williams
*dabs*
Aaron Roberts
super pumped about him. is subotic still good?
Blake Cook
Nah
Cooper Stewart
Pulisic to Madrid when?
Jaxson Carter
>Playing for a corrupt shitskin club where he will never get the attention or credit because of a certain statpadding tsuing homosexual with a height complex
Um no sweetie.
Wyatt Butler
>Feels fucking good to have the American Messi
I knew he's a manlet, but I didn't realise he's autistic too
Juan James
Season ending injury tomorrow
cap this.
Owen Taylor
never. he'll stay to win the treble
Jace Hernandez
>>PulisGOD wins the Bundesu and cucks Madrid and Tottenshit in the CL
>Dortmund cucking anybody
>Americans overhyping Donovan 2.0
Go to fucking sleep, you dirty conformist hipster
Jacob Smith
who?
Colton Flores
who?
Leo Myers
>misspelling Danovon
Luis Lee
it's Don Ovan
Oliver Collins
>Pulisic wins da Championsl Eagle
I will buy Dortmund flags or whatever to put up and grill and drink with people on my front lawn the coming weekend
Carter Jackson
SEETHING
Jaxon Gonzalez
CHI
Ethan Richardson
Are Croatian-Americans white?
Alexander Howard
*dabs into mediocrery*
Isaiah Lopez
>American Messi can't even compare with Czech Messi Patrik Schick
fucking BASED
William Butler
>Patrik Schick
who?
Carson Powell
He's gonna be the second American to win the Champions Eagle with Dortmund.
For me, it's Pulisaviour.
Bentley Cox
Honestly hope he ends up being one of the best players in the world just for the banter value and bootyblasted third worlders.
Anthony Smith
Is this /bundes/???
Nolan Diaz
this is /pules/
Jeremiah Moore
o ok
Evan Harris
>Schick
Totally not German
Zachary Williams
I took a taxi in prague and the driver's name was richter. Czechia is just austria with an even weirder dialect.
John Morris
>5'10''
>6'0''
Grayson Morales
and more hookers
Anthony Jenkins
And better beer.
Jack Hall
Never heard of him.
Cooper Rivera
Bump for BASED Pulisic
Juan Wood
Pulisic BTFOing Mexico when?
Hunter Parker
i'm sorry but objectively speaking dembele is significantly better than pulisic. maybe in 2 years things will be different.
Justin Morris
Well this season is his chance to see if he can take over Dembele's role as Dortmund's chief creator. If he can't then I'm back to hyping up Bobby Wood
Michael Green
Bump for the PulisGOD about to be in action