I am literally being cucked

I am literally being cucked

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Tyrone needs a new iPhone though.

400 bucks out of 1200 is pretty standard desu senpai. You just get a new job? 440 YTD in taxes. You a former NEET who joined the wageslave forces?

Every year my paycheck gets lower and lower too despite how great our economy is doing. And somehow everything keeps getting more expensive, rent doubled, healthcare tripled, and I'm getting nickel and dimed on my insurance.

It'd be worse with Bernie

Oh that reminds me I still need to respond to this IRS thing to confirm that I am who I am so maybe sometime this year I can get my check.

Try being a single white male who rents, has no wife or children, and made $90k last year.

I paid more than $36,000 in taxes. I haven't been able to sit down in comfort since April.

Vote Trump and you'll get a bigger paycheck.

You almost always lose 25% of your check to taxes. At least in NY going by the jobs I've had.

Up here in Canada on a weekly paycheck on a 1700$ check before tax you take home like a little over 900$

And I don't know you all's experience when you file your taxes but no checks arrived in the mail for me. I was informed by the Federal government that they need a check for another $900.

>I am literally being cucked
blame the protesters, someone has to pay for all that OT.

>Sup Forums doesn't understand how withholdings work.

Second pay check in my summer job as a lifeguard. I started Memorial Day.

When I inherited I paid 40% on everything over £250,000 sat in the UK. Lots of it was outside the UK, which I didn't pay tax on, but for all assets located in the United Kingdom or liable to UK tax I saw 40 percent of it go to the government.

I also pay 45% income tax.

>lifeguard
>taking home about 1100 dollars every 2 weeks after taxes

Fucking where? Somalia?

You're doing it right. Only goys lend their money to the feds for a year just to get a "refund"

>45% income tax
Your technically only getting paid half of what you should then because some fuck needs their handouts

>what is a tax return

yeah it's fucking steep here too
42 cents in the dollar after $80k

>(((some fuck)))

>be me
>medfag
>have my own little examination room
>pay in cash with no receipt and you get a discount
>they know whats up and don't give a fuck since they also do this to trick their own taxes
>no need to pay taxes when they don't know that you have that money
>literally at least 8k per month in cash with no taxation
>informal market is the biggest one in BR so it's completely fine and easy to get goods for that money
>mfw

Here in BR you usually pay around 60% in taxes, so it's all about not paying them.

really? was thinking about moving to the US after I get my degree to not get cucked by taxes? Are taxes bad in FL?

You would be surprised how much you can claim with creative accounting. Also investments.

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO PAY THAT MUCH???

Boston, I make 15 a week and only get 37 hours a week so I have a 12 hour week job and a 9 hour shift on Saturday.

15 an hour

WAGE
KEKS

I run my own business, so with a bit of clever accounting and finance I can avoid a lot of things. All legal, which is important.

Still, I pay a lot of tax. I've paid something like £21,000,000 in tax over the past decade.

That's because the government measures the economy with fictional GDP to make themselves look benevolent for making globalists rich and screwing everyone else.

If Shaim Goldberger makes $100,000,100 more this year and you make $100 less, the economy grew by $100,000,000.

The problem with the US tax system is that whilst income tax can be relatively low, you will still get stiffed in lots of other areas. If you have a large amount of cash or assets you want to move there, then it's not a bad place as long as you've done it all above board. In terms of salary earnings it's not as good as the UK, you really do get hassled over there.

Liechtenstein or Switzerland is your best bet.

>Land of the Free

Adjust withholding so it is as close to zero as possible.

My final paystub for 2015 said I grossed 50k and change. My net take home pay was between 34k-35k. I am also providing for a wife and two young kids. It definitely fucking sucks. Now, its my ultimate decision to get married and have kids, but it still sucks ass to see all that go. Get used to it.

And your liberal cucks want more government spending, meaning more taxation.

Florida, Texas, and many other states don't have an income tax which helps greatly. They usually have higher property taxes though so it does help renters. I happen to not live in one of those states. I do live in the Southeast so it could have been worse if I lived in Cali or NY/NJ.

I had to pay that much because I don't have any deductions for children and I don't have a spouse to bring down our joint earnings. I also don't have a mortgage deduction from owning a home. I also paid off my student loans in 2014 so I didn't have any deductions there.

Also with Obamacare employer health plans deemed "Cadillac" plans are counted as income even though I never went to the doctor. So state+federal taxes resulted in my final bill.

If I really wanted to get depressed I could include social security taxes that will never be paid to someone my age because the fund will be bankrupt. Also I paid sales tax on all purchases I made during the year. Add it all up and God only knows how much government got me for.

Would you pay your taxes if your government ceased to be run by the notoriously corrupt and incompetent?

Unless you are a lifeguard for a government, you can get all of your your federal income taxes back.

Thank you for your work, wageslave.

You either don't know what the word literally means or what the word cucked means.

>SYs1Em05
>system05
>there are neet A.I.'s posting amongst us

You don't know true pain until you've paid $3,000 tax in ONE WEEK.159

back in the day Britain's tax rate was 95 percent

that's what the song Taxman was about

He's just getting straight fucked by uncle sam

Gas yourself Burger, im paying about 50 percent tax

I solely work private sector

You mean you could only find half the number of pockets to pick?

>no kids so dependent tax credit
>no mortgage payment so no interest deduction
>no wife who makes less than you so no joint filing which pull you down into a lower tax bracket

A married, single income household with two kids and a mortgage can do a very good job of lowering their taxes.

>the tax code encourages and subsidizes family formation

Fire up the gas chambers
m.youtube.com/watch?v=kzIRG525l6s

working at walmart for nearly a decade will have your paycheck look something like this.

I will have to find better health insurance when enrollment comes around as I would need to be quite degenerate to meet a $7k deductible every year.

>Boston

There's your problem.

Blue states tax people out the ass, and the bureaucracy, autistic zoning laws, and high taxation also drives-up the cost of living.

Did you have health insurance the whole year? If not, that might be the Obama Care penalty. Had to pay 950 shekels for that myself. God damn socialist nigger programs...

I would be truly frightened if my state taxes were even enough to care about compared to federal.

Although they did jew me pretty good on capital gains one time.

>7k deductible
Its not even insurance that that point. Its a fucking racket. You're better off paying Hussein Obama the $500 penalty

You pay more taxes than I do and I make slightly more.
>Wat

Its funny to me when poorfags find out how much us salaried workers are paying in taxes. I literally pay the entire yearly income of 2 min wage employees in federal tax alone.

Oh god I had to this too.
Some fucked used my SSN at the job by dad works and the IRS said I haven't filed by shit for that job for the past 5 years. It was so time consuming.

I just work here in the summer cause of higher wages. I spend the rest of the year in school in TX

Gosh, it's almost like free resources actually aren't free.

Oh, don't tell me shit like that. I figured they were jewing me around because this is the first time in years I asked for a paper check rather than DD because I was too lazy to go look up a bank account number.

It's not even that much of a refund, and not worth having to sort out some SSN bullshit.

mate could you lend me a cheeky million so I can live off interest

But you still take home 5k a week... What the fuck do you do with 20k a month? I live quite comfortably on 1 income of 2k a month in a house of 5. I'd be fucking rich with 20k a month. I wouldn't know what to do with myself. How much tax I pay would have the least fucks given.

Right, because as someone who makes 4 times as much as you, I use 4 times as much road and 4 times as much welfare. Oh but wait, that's right! It isn't even a static percentage! Muh brackets! So in reality, I pay about 5 times as much of more in taxes as you do.

haha you cucks, i only get tax returns every week. being a soldier rocks. fuck off, faggots.

>one week

My ass that's your weekly play, shit cunt.

just earn more money like a white man should, faggot

Friendly Reminder for Americans

The Trump Tax Plan Achieves These Goals

If you are single and earn less than $25,000, or married and jointly earn less than $50,000, you will not owe any income tax. That removes nearly 75 million households – over 50% – from the income tax rolls. They get a new one page form to send the IRS saying, “I win,” those who would otherwise owe income taxes will save an average of nearly $1,000 each.

All other Americans will get a simpler tax code with four brackets – 0%, 10%, 20% and 25% – instead of the current seven. This new tax code eliminates the marriage penalty and the Alternative Minimum Tax (AMT) while providing the lowest tax rate since before World War II.

No business of any size, from a Fortune 500 to a mom and pop shop to a freelancer living job to job, will pay more than 15% of their business income in taxes. This lower rate makes corporate inversions unnecessary by making America’s tax rate one of the best in the world.

No family will have to pay the death tax. You earned and saved that money for your family, not the government. You paid taxes on it when you earned it.

donaldjtrump.com/positions/tax-reform

>pic
So, how soon does Texas become a swing state?

>made $90K pre taxes last year
>still whines like a little bitch

How can this hateful white man not give Tyrone enough money for his new Jordan's?

That was before the mining boom went tits up. In the region of 110 hours on site over 9 days. 10 days on, 5 days off.

Now I sit at home watching anime all day because there's no work and all the mines are closing.

My pleasure bud. I don't begrudge anyone not working or on welfare. We have voted our leadership in to office and have the government we deserve. I'm a salarycuck so I can't be creative and cheat taxes. I do encourage anyone who can cheat taxes to do so though. Starve the beast if you can.

In the meantime I'll keep my nose to the grind stone for no other reason other than I don't know what else to do. I'm currently saving to buy land and when I do I'll move in to a small shack on it, flood half of it and apply for federal wetland tax exemption then dig a bunker.

The only things I enjoy doing are volunteer work at the Catholic shelter in my city, reading books, reading Sup Forums shitposts and volunteering as a child advocate lawyer.

My work load prevents me from having the time it takes to begin and develop a relationship so getting married is going to be tough. There are some young female legal aids that rotate through our practice and many burn out or hit 28 unwed and quit. I'll prob find a spergy one that doesn't mind being left alone a lot and has had their bio clock go off to marry eventually.

Anyways there's my blog post. Oh and I've already maxed my contribution this year to Trump's campaign. A lot of it was in the form of hats the site that I sent to lawyers I know in the EU. If you see any Dutch lawyers sporting a red Trump hat they prob got it from me.

no no
stop this we are growing too fast. stop stop
its hotter than fuck here stay where you are

I paid nothing on my inheritance.

One of the few real perks of the Canadian tax system.

Welcome to the nightmare, neighbor

I was under the impression the penalty was in the $3k range.

The only thing I would double up on is possibly dental insurance as I haven't been to a dentist since around 1993 and was quoted $8k before insurance for major work I need done.

I'm not too far away in somewhat north of Boston. Bought an Air Conditioner for the first time since I sleep during the day and given the mild winter, it's going to be hotter than a motherfucker.

Ah. That makes sense. I almost got into mining. Was told I would make 18k in 3 months, then be off for 3 months. Girlfriend wasn't okay with me being gone for 3 months at a time.

You should have done it. You could have bought a new, better girlfriend.

Ahahaha. I doubt it. You know how hard it is to find a girlfriend that isn't bat shit crazy, a gamer, and can mom mode when needed? I got fucking lucky.

>They usually have higher property taxes though so it does help renters.
No, your landlord is paying income tax and passing it along to you in the form of higher rent.

>I also pay 45% income tax.
lol

what industry?

pseudo-science economics?

Because he's a dumb faggot who doesn't understand taxes.

I made 112k and paid only $2300 (approx.) in taxes because I READ THE TAX LAWS.

He is infinitely more valuable than you, you worthless peasant

Fuck taxes I can build my own roads, be my own law and I didn't learn anything valuable in school. REEEEEEEEEEEEE

At least you don't live in Germany.

For 52,5k € income I pay 22k € taxes, public healthcare and public pensions.

On top of that, my employer pays 10k € additional taxes into the public social system for paying me said wage.

When I buy something from the remaining 30,5k €, there is 19% sales tax.

Other notable taxes:
>0,70 € energy on each liter gas (thats something like 3€ per gallon)
>0,24 € / kWh Energy, to support the renewable energy madness implemented by the social democrats and green party.
>220 € / year for the public broadcasting jew

You don't even have the option to properly NEET. I'm a studied software dev and in the second I'm unemployed I would get job offers which I had to accept, otherwise they'd cut the NEET bucks as punishment.

>No, your landlord is paying income tax and passing it along to you in the form of higher rent.
Ain't that some trufax.

I've had chit chat with many landlords in my area, and the story is always the same. Property taxes are going up and they're having a tough time figuring out how to ride that out without losing customers who already have trouble paying the rent on time. And even late rent is better than some lowlife who's going to result in property damage.

Those family expenses probably cost more than you would save in taxes, its just with taxes you pay it all at once.

The price of freedom i guess

Keep voting D, friendo. Keep getting D'd.

Just be glad you get to finance Abdul and his four underage wives.

Oh and in Burgeristan's case, be my own military since that's where most of your tax money goes.

Everything is relative man. I work 55 hours/week often more with 2 weeks vacation. If you consider my age and that I won't get social security it gets worse.

You can figure out the math yourself or trust that I am able to do it correctly.

In the end my take home pay is the same as a college student eligible for all their taxes back and has scored a summer job making $18/hr.

If you consider the amount of education and expertise my work requires realizing you have the same amount of disposable income as a student that scored a job paying $18/hr it's not so glamorous.

But Like I said man. I'm not climbing up on a cross or anything just sharing my mutual disgust for our tax system with OP. And even though you suggested I kill myself I would never want you to do the same.

Enjoy your weekend.

Fucking neck yourself, you waste of space and life.

Not even close. Over half of tax payer money goes to Social Security and Medicare. Fucking HALF. Like 18% goes to defense.

How come Trump never talks about this. Jesus christ, this tax plan would help us out so much

my boss set me up nicely. pays me 35/hr as a part time worker instead of 17.5/hr as a full time. don't have to pay into communist security and only pay 10% paycheck.

get fucked full time fags

>75% of your taxes will be going to Social Security, Medicare, and paying back the national debt
>You, your kids, and your grandkids will be paying back the national debt.

t-t-t-thanks liberals, spending money like gangbusters was such a good idea.

yeah... you poor little guy

In 1981, the Grace Commission looked into this. They determined that the income tax doesn't actually pay for a damn thing. It was all just Jew tricks and lies all along.

Good point. You're 100% right. I dunno where I put my brain for a moment there. Should have caught that.

Thanks bud, that made me feel better.

Damn you're getting it worse than commiefornia.