>tfw it's 6am, I should be sleeping but I'm still here
Carson Jackson
I am amazed Malta is on this map Malta is very irrelevant please you would not want to go there
Easton Diaz
If the Three Kingdoms produced some of the greatest people in Chinese history, why don't we just split it up again?
Joshua Thomas
>Chinese
Dylan Jackson
>tfw took the plunge and applied to a bunch of jobs in the 'Guo
Kevin Bailey
和这个 ...是...去...甚至...进一步超越! 啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊 What does this mean lads?
Sebastian Martin
Retarded broken Chinese translation of "AND THIS IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND" line by Goku.
Hunter Martinez
Did you get it from this?
Nolan Fisher
actually that translation isn't bad 种 literally is offspring
Blake Sanders
when i worked in shanghai, all of my coworkers looked like this
Aaron Butler
I am good at chinese
Ching ching ching zhang ching mao zedong muh sucker ching chong chang chong mao zedong muh ching chong
Luis Murphy
that's not good or chinese
Robert Fisher
How is he perceived in China?
Jace Roberts
badly
Michael Rogers
hello are u the chink
Sebastian Wilson
with this ...is...go...even...further more!aaaaaaaaaaaaa
Jayden Robinson
Fuck China
Zachary Gutierrez
你好。中文很难。
I started using Anki cards tonight and it's helping a lot with character recognition. I'm surprised at how much I already know. I was very impressed when I saw a character I already knew, 上 (shang), and succesfully guessed 上海 was Shanghai. Was very emboldening.
Rosetta Stone and HelloChinese somehow feel less useful than just regular flashcards right now, though I'll probably go back to those just to refresh and memorize stuff I know already better.
Jack Sullivan
Also, I am now of the opinion that "我们两个都爱你” is the most clusterfuck sentence ever.
We both of all love you?
Logan Diaz
Its more like: The two of us both love you. / We both love you.
Carson Watson
In SG today for brothers graduation
Jaxon Campbell
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Caleb Wilson
Someone in the last thread was talking about how 吗 questions can seem rude if they would cause someone to lose 面子.
Can someone go into detail on that?
I've asked chinese people if 你想喝啤酒吗 was equal to 你想不想喝啤酒 and they said year.
In what circumstance would a 吗 question be rude?
Cooper Cooper
同Justin Bieber
Luke Ramirez
It's better to use 没有, in place of
Liam Torres
It's more like a different choice of words.
嗎 can be used to indicate a question. Similar to how English have rising tones when asking a question.
Lincoln Russell
I just realize that Chinese people knows where Greece is, but Americans don't.
Cameron Rivera
greece is an irrelevant bankrupt country why would we care
Nicholas James
because it's the cradle of western civilization.
Ryan Morris
>why would we care about a country that had started our wester society. Even if you are a lunatic religious crazy guy, you would know that Greece influence your bible a lot, since they write it.
Do you have history class in America? Or you guys just sing rap songs in the classroom?
Bentley Hughes
Your fake news don't even remember the country that they just invaded.
Michael Carter
I'm not Greek
Jordan Flores
That is not a excuse.
Seriously, what you guys do in school? Review of last Hollywood movies?
Camden Lewis
shant be replying to the monkey
Jaxson White
This map is accurate, though.
Jeremiah Bailey
Only if you ask the local population.
Easton Allen
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Andrew Lopez
peru? are you ok peru? I saw your posts in the Korean girl thread peru. needless to say i am VERY WORRIED peru, VERY worried. peru I think you forgot to take your meds peru
Tyler Jackson
The best part is, both of them would get eaten after that.
Lucas Baker
I am a Greek
Hunter Smith
>tfw starting to recognize more chinese symbols and am getting excited
I run a website called the Kiwi Farms which happens to share the name of a New Zealand product company called Kiwi Farm. A Taiwanese man once sent me an angry letter saying the bottle cap of a Kiwi Farm kiwi juice bottle cut his hand.
Aaron Peterson
>A Taiwanese man once sent me an angry letter saying the bottle cap of a Kiwi Farm kiwi juice bottle cut his hand.
Yep. That sounds like a Taiwanese.
Ryan Howard
why the fuck do you run a website called kiwi farms you fat fuck
Jackson Bailey
because we bully autistic people and it's a cute name
Julian Robinson
>No one speak Chinese here.
Jace Stewart
mate, the paramount leader has declared it bed time for all Chinamen. Ask them in the morning.
Liam Gray
What's the best defence when some Chinaman calls you a sexpat?
Andrew Collins
Here is 0:24 but I wake now. What time is it in America?
Adam Gutierrez
11:25
Matthew Scott
你胡说八道
Charles Miller
America had 7 timezones, but the two most popular are the east coast and west coast timezones. 11:27 EDT 8:27 PDT. We're also in daylight savings time which fucks things up and has no equivalent in Japan.
Kayden Reyes
how does that phrase work?
"胡说" on its own means to talk nonsense, which is funny because 说 means to explain/persuade/tell-off and 胡 appears to mean either "outrageous" or "non ethnic Han people from central Asia". So you can interpret 胡说, a phrase meaning "to talk nonsense" as either outrageous speak or some sort of derogatory term for foreign people speak.
"八道" complicates things. It turns "talking nonsense" to "talking rubbish" (as in shit talking?). 八 just means 8, but 道 means either a road/pathway or again a verb to talk.
So apparently 胡说八道 means "outrageous scolding 8 talking" or "foreign people explaining 8 roads". I will choose the latter.
Parker Roberts
I see.It feel strange that you are in daylight although I am in late at night.Now is dark because I do internet turning off the light
Jace Bennett
I got to get back from lunch so a more detailed explanation after I get home. But basically 八道 refers to the different paths of truth emphasis on the 8 cardinal directions
Jason Cox
fug that's deep
Jaxon Smith
How do SEA residing Chinese grills compare to East Asian residing Chinese grills? Is there a big difference in how they act?
Dominic White
I meant Northeast, but same difference.
Jayden Lewis
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John Robinson
起来!不愿做奴隶的人们!
把我们的血肉,筑成我们新的长城!
中华民族到了最危险的时候,
每个人被迫着发出最后的吼声。
起来!起来!起来!
我们万众一心,
冒着敌人的炮火,前进!
冒着敌人的炮火,前进!
前进!前进!进!
David Garcia
i am back actually it has to do with the eightfold path and apparently it is evolved from 胡人来说八道经
Gavin Green
>Rosetta Stone and HelloChinese somehow feel less useful than just regular flashcards right now
I'm pretty sure they are less useful at literally any level
I've heard this before peru, I don't think it's possible peru, I've warned you time and time again about asian females peru, but you always go back to them peru.
I think before you cna forget cindy, you need to confront her peru, you need to have a showdown with her gook bf for her hand in marriage peru. 2 will enter, only 1 will leave peru.
Peru?
Asher James
not garbage related but i kekked my ass off when china just decided to forbid brining in duty free liquids even through transit and all the whiteys lost their shit when they had to bin their 150$ bottles of whiskey trying to argue with the duty guys and they were just like "nah sorry"
Aaron Smith
>All the r/asianmasculinity guys on here made as fuck at white people
Angel Scott
I gave up on asian women, instead of wasting 2000 usd on a ticket to korea, I will use that money for peru hookers, the phrase = why to like something that doesnt like me back?
Leo Anderson
frogs dont have teeth
Nathan Clark
peru? what about the fujimori family peru? you could impregnate one of their daughters peru, you could harm japan and the elites you hate so much peru. I recommend you try this peru, it's the best of both worlds peru
>Founded as the CWCki Forums, and originally dedicated to Christian Weston Chandler, the Kiwi Farms is about eccentrics on the Internet. These people are commonly referred to as Lolcows and are fascinating for reasons distinct to each spectator. We document the phenomenon, with every member bringing different perspectives and opinions to discussion. It is this diversity which has caused our peculiar community to thrive.
Juan Price
we have a german kid that likes to fuck mylar balloons if that's your thing
peru? what about traveling SEA peru? I thought it was your dream peru. I thought you wanted to visit hookers in pattaya peru
Thomas Carter
t. yamada
Jordan Ross
我是希腊人
Jason Edwards
>Alibaba >competitive
Jason Turner
A common nickname is 金三胖 which can be translated as "Fat Kim III"
Samuel Hughes
reCaptcha is a Google service and is thus blocked in China. The only way 1.3 billion Chinamen could post here is if they shelled out money for a VPN subscription or a Sup Forums pass.