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fuarkking juicayyyyy edition

ENG 258
WI 19/1 (12.0 Ovs) CRR: 1.58

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fuarrrrrrr

come at me bro

fuarrrrRRR

Do you think former British Prime Minister John Major 'smashed the cunt' out of former women's England cricket captain Charlotte Edwards?

got fucked by a shemale last night

Based goosey

are you the guy who always fucks on a friday?

why do people admire him so much again, was never much of a fitfag

yes

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No that's me ama

he's a meme
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Post fat cunts that disgraced the sport by their presence.

I miss this sick cunt

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useless cunts should have never played

Cricket is shit lol

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post kino

did you do the business again this friday based fridayfuck lad? of course you did you sickcunt

is essex meant to be a posh region of england?

no its the deano capital of england but it has nice parts and the nice parts are peak england

what are the posh regions then

outskirts of chelmsford

west indies are going to win and i'm pleased about this because im not a brainlet

test cricket first
country second

>test cricket first
>country second

I hope you get deported.

>I hope you get deported.

reckon all test playing nations should form an EU type body immediately

You mean the commonwealth?

afghanistan aren't part of the commonwealth and no I mean freedom of movement a common currency and free trade

Greatest swing bowler in the history of the game

Drink it in

braithwaite is gonna score a massive one lads

>freedom of movement
>with shitskins

It's bad enough with Romanians.

it NEEDS to happen

>Greatest swing bowler in the history of the game

Fuck off Lee Ching.

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can't see him ever getting out in the next six months

#immovable

Can't remember the last time I saw an original fancy dress outfit at the cricket

>Econ: 3.42

sad!

Broad looking like shit

Bishoo will make a quickfire 50

egg on my face

>2-5
>Econ: 0.57

would never in a million years catch me dressing up at the cricket lads

absolutely adore a dogged right handed opening bat

how the fuck is Kyle Hope good enough to play

They're embarrassing.

Business Idea:
Dress up as a toilet & go to Test Matches in India to create awareness.

Having watched all four T20 Blast quarter finals, it is obvious to me that Hampshire are the favourites going into finals day.

Of course Notts have Hales, Patel, Jake Ball and other big names in limited-overs cricket but Hampshire's experience at finals day, with a good ratio of success, will play a big hand. Furthermore, having two excellent spinners in Dawson and Crane will offer a bigger challenge to the likes of Ingram at Glamorgan, Elliott at Birmingham and Christian at Notts than they've faced consistently all season.

If I had to choose an order of favourites it would be Hampshire > Notts > Glamorgan > Birmingham.

Will you sing the song?

based expatlad

Concept: Dwayne Bravo at 3

concept: shimron GOATmyer at 4

Why are County batsmen coming into Test cricket with such poor technique and getting found out so easily these days?>we went to Australia with KP, Cook, Root, Trott, Bell and Prior last time out and still got raped, I don't see how >we can expect to do any better relying on Cook and Root to carry the top order every innings.

am firmly supporting the west indies because im cultured

Reminder that England once got bounced out by Ishant Sharma.

hazlewood is going to fuck englands shit up

not starc though, he's shit

>windies batting
Anderson doing his job of letting me watch the 5:30 ko

GOAT

alri deano

unironically a 200 hundred run partnership incoming

>Shai Hope
>Playing as a batsman
>11 matches
>Average 18.61
>One 50

he's a gun


(not srs)


(semi-srs)

hahaha get fucked

busines idea: put all of the west indies meme biffers into the test side and see how they adapt

Stufart Bread BTFO

would be hardly any better
theyre not first class cricketers

Too many muzzie loving pommy poofs itt

what is this buisness idea meme?

comes from /brit/

as a man of culture i am looking forward to braithwaite not getting out today and BTFOing all the deanos in this thread

he's got a decent fc record

only an act of god could get brathwaite out at this point he's too entrenched

absolutely adore a dour number 5

absolutely smashing my dad in the final of fantasy footy lads ama

unironically this

hit a dashing 63 in smashtastic as an opening batsman in the big smash semis, only for my team to collapse around me and lose

seething right now 2bh

there's literally nothing better than making a score in a losing cause if I'm honest
get to blame everyone else and take the high ground

THAT WAS WELL OUTSIDE THE LLIEN FUCK OFF

hahahaah

would absolutely love to lay my life down in service of king and country during the napoleonic wars

>Momeme Ali

>get given out incorrectly
>wallop the next one for six despite being autism the batsman
love west indians

i would have dominated that era

tipping braithwate to become the modern day desmond haynes

reckon I'd be absolutely elite at picking off frenchies from a distance with a rifle

braithwaite exudes intelligence for some reason

it's the sub-45 career strike rate

Warwickshire to win finals day, heard it here first

mirin the barbadian synergy at the crease rn

proposal: banning all non-guyanas and barbadians from the test side

+ shanny g

Brathwaite could break Lara's record this game

Literally unstoppable.

>batsman plays an on-side pitched ball through mid-wicket

>leg side shots

I'm embarrassed.Why must England always do this?Always get a thumping win and then think they can phone it in with their next test.

Pleb