Mfw Sup Forums has turned into a weird frog cult

>mfw Sup Forums has turned into a weird frog cult

Keep pissing me off, faggots. See what happens.

rain frogs on these heathens

Praise KEK

kek = allahu akbar

Cool thread, ahmed. Wanna bring it to the white house?

well god is not real. so...

Kek

It's pretty funny desu. The posts you see that make it seems like a cult are made by robots

god = jew god

kek = ancient egyptian god

jews = ancient egyptian slaves

need I say anymore? christkikecucks btfo

You brought upon modern Cuckservatism and turned the western world to shit with all that came from it.

Kek's time to reveal himself will come first with Brexit, then with Trump.

>zeus cant handle bantz

KEK'd

PRAISE KEK

Atleast KEK listens and makes his presence known.

Return to your roots, uncuck yourself (seriously, Catholics, what the fuck) and actually stand for something other than being a doormat or a technophobe.

Praise Kek. Fuck your sandnigger religions.

Praising Kek = Jewish plot

You know he hired a publicist from the golden age of Fox News, right? This stuff is calculated to impress retard AR15-PTSD-guy clones in the media.

They actually report on Catholic teaching now, like when the journalists discovered (shock of shocks!) that the RCC doesn't have a problem with evolution. Pope Francis is so progressive! I mean, he's promoted evolution! (Sure, it's been Catholic teaching since Darwin, but you can't expect journalists to know literally anything about anything.)

>Catholics selling out

Anybody surprised?

A Frog Cult, you say?

>God's American

Nice digits

They're sliding and saging this thread to the archives using KEK threads
GET IN HERE

Sup Forums has always dabbled in the occult. Remember Ebola-chan? Winter-chan?

qek btf god again. prais qek

bring it fatty

I sure as fuck ain't Canadian.

You mean they unironically believe that kek stuff?

We are the plague of frogs

I want to ebola-chan to poz up my neg hole
Couldn't handle it here. Your mud shit probably wrong god stupid proxy turk

Divine bump.

Your jewish god canĀ“t even compete with the Lord of Kek.

Kek. Known to the wise people of Ancient Egypt. Hallowed by humans long before the birth of Yahwee. Long before the fabricated lies of the bible.

Kek is power. Kek is might. And we are his humble tenders.

>Thou shalt have no other gods before me

What did he mean by that?

If YHWH is so all powerful why does he feel so threatened by the idea of weakling mortals focusing their thoughts away from him and unto a golden frog statue. Really makes you think...

Sorry YHVH, but you're dead

Kek:
Gives results
Blesses us with happenings
Lets the memes flow
Sows chaos
Makes his presence known just enough
No laws to follow but our own
Prophecies came true

Yahweh:
Uptight
Forces laws
Demands faith
No results
No prophecies
Sandnigger religion
Jews chosen people

Get fucked heathen summon that pillar of fire to melt the stone before you come back.

I believe that Kek is the Holy Spirit presenting itself in the modern age. We have turned away form God so he is trying to make himself more accessible. I do not worship Kek as another god but as a part of the God I already believe in.

Key word before. In the time the commandments were written Jews still believed in many gods. They just believed that this specific God was theirs and that they were his people. It wasn't until much later they became monotheistic. Now we praise Kek but we do not hold him above God

Kek is the only real God!
All other Gods besides blessed Kek are false!
You and your fake God need to GTFO OP.

Need we remind you what God did with Moses to the Egyptians?

he rained fogs on them at some point

Absolutely nothing, because the Jews were never enslaved en masse by Egypt and the Old Testament narrative is political propaganda?

...

What makes your god real and my god fake?

Praise Kek

Because my god smites fags , they steal his rainbow he gives them aids

Meme magic is fucking cancer and only newfags use it.