/heem/ - MAYWEATHER vs McGREGOR

fuck the mayweadders!

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>guy on the left

damn

A reminder that all boxing mandrama discussion belongs on /box/

Now, who's your favorite female fighter?

Disappointing desu

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floyd is so small

conor is gonna have a 20lb weight advantage at the time of the fight

how can he lose?

I know. [spoiler];_;[/spoiler]

>deep fried "sushi"
>misshapen, discolored salmon
>nasty takeout lo mein

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Reposting as a reminder why jones is not the goat

>Since which fight do you think Jones has been on steroids?
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>since his whole career

>he has had 1 fight under usada testing which he passed against OSP and he looked like a turd. Rememer last time he was going to fight DC under usada he popped clomid so he was using again

>The simple conclusion is jones was using throughout his whole career and thought he needed steroids and whatever else he didnt pop for to fight the best

>Anyone who calles Jones the goat with all this knowledge now is a brainlet

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>No he isn't.

>Here's why.

>He can't take a fight on short notice, if he does, he performs terribly, because he needs at least 3 months to study all the tapes and find a weakness to exploit. That's why his record is spotless, because he just has the time to prepare for everyone.

>Even with all that preparation he still has to rely on dirty kicks, eye-pokes, and other various dubious tactics.

>AND STILL on top of all that, he needs to juice.

>Even if he didn't do all this and was truly a good fighter, he beat an ageing division. He's no Silva or Anderson.

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>how can he lose?
Terrible cut. Compared to his cut to 155 at UFC 205, he doesn't look so good. Probably cut 9-10 lbs in a day. Not to mention, he doesn't have the UFC advantage of early morning weigh ins, had to sit around dehydrated as fuck.

Plus all that extra weight is going to be problem when all he does is spam his left hand and becomes inefficient with his energy and lets the tide of the fight turn in Floyd's favor.

Are you implying that my wife has bad taste in takeout?

who is that african child in the middle

Because he'll probably put everything he has into the first 4 rounds and not connect. After that he'll be gassed and get hit constantly for the rest of the fight

i was planning to go to this fight since i haven't been on holiday this year

plane ticket was £1400
hotel for a week in vegas £800
tickets for event £1500
food drinks etc. £500

that's over £4000, a bit steep for a boxing match

yet somehow i know a handful of people who live in council estates on the dole who managed to go, in fact, half of my fb is going. how they all spending 4k on impulse holiday?

>Plus all that extra weight

Mcgregor isn't going to win but you're wrong about his weight. We've seen him fight comfortably at 155, it's his optimized zone for how he likes to fight. I highly doubt we see Conor gas in this fight unless he goes full retarded.

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The lads are in town, wahey!

she's a filthy monkey who should be eating that garbage out of a doggy bowl on the floor

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That's unironically some of the best striking that WMMA has to offer.

Well it's not worse than Ronda's striking

That's kinda hot!

Lads i wanna see some ladies get RNCd and slept in porn

does this exist

Hey britbong →
>He can't take a fight on short notice
the real reason jones cant take a fight on short notice is because he does not cycle steroids without him having a fight scheduled, this is why he never ever would take a fight on short notice. Remember when a card got cancelled because of him and he simply wouldnt fight chael sonnen on short notice? He would need to do steroids for a couple of months to get the full benefit. The rest you said is true aswell

Just saw some story about who i going to be singing for Conors entrance and she is going to be singing the national anthem

Which made me realise that I honestly I can't remember how the national anthem sounds

they'll do fuckin nuttin

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>That's unironically some of the best striking that WMMA has to offer.

Maybe that's part of it, but in one interview he says his coaches like to take their time reviewing all the fights, adding all the stats to a spreadsheet and doing rigorous analysis on the opponent. I'm not surprised at this because he does play a very smart game usually, you don't go undefeated by just brawling.

Who is it?

joanna broke her

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>a card got cancelled because of him
151 was cancelled because Hendo decided to hide his injury for like three weeks. Dana threw Jones under the bus like he always does when someone won't just agree to do whatever he wants.

Yes.

who you got to win boys?

>orgasm regularly
Trying to think of what she might have thought she was writing and nothing's coming to mind.

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are there any free livestreams?

can't decide who the worst heem poster is

"thickenzie" or ladd aspen?

Yeah, there was at least on other PPV I remember that was cancelled even though they called it a "rescheduling" after Aldo got hurt

the guy who hasnt lost a fight in his sport and is fighting someone who has never fought a boxing round in his life.

he had chael sonnen step in on 2 days notice who was a 185 pounder at that time. But no he had to refuse that fight. Get off of jones' nuts he sucks

Yes, check reddit.com/r/BoxingStreams just before the fight.

aye we got our first stream beggar

Was supposed to be Bono but last minute changed to Emelda May, the one that does the Jules Holland thing

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Truly the manliest fight in history.

Don't lie nigstar, you only picked Floyd because you're both black.

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drugs user, they sell drugs

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You can just search for choked out on shitty sites like motherless or efukt.

nah. I am a purist at heart.

>donkey bong

can you be cut for this?

Not even sure how to score this, honestly. Both lads are putting in good work.

McGregor has every advantage going into this fight. Mayweather has never had to deal with crazy, and he scared.

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Odds on Mayweather running the clock?

Odds on Mayweather having a stroke?

even the middle age couple, husband is a truck driver mother works at a cake factory and they're always complaining about how their council tax is so high? doubt it, i think all these people got a loan

>promotes hard work, discipline, dedication, family values
If Floyd wasn't black then Sup Forums would love him. The only reason this fight is happening is because of muh race war.

comfy

Whoops, my bad.

>family values
Like beating the mother of your children in front of the kids?

I mean, yes, Sup Forums would in fact love him if he was white, I don't disagree.

Honestly bud stop that shit it wasn't funny the first time you posted it

Why doesn't /box/ have generals for this?
Could be because ded sport?

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You know which fight that was for?

did banglabro survive the rabies? is he out of the coma and able to watch conor/floyd?

Out of the night that covers me,
Black as the pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul.

In the fell clutch of circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed.

Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds and shall find me unafraid.

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate,
I am the captain of my soul.

Have we heard from Kenyabro amid the election hostilities?

Absolute state of the leeches in the op pic

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Fight To Win Pro 12

>orgasm regularly

>Like beating the mother of your children in front of the kids?
Disciplining your wife is essential for a healthy relationship, virgin.

Pati Fontes is top qt

Javelin toss is literally the only discipline I watch during Olympics.

Fights this Saturday lads

conor mcnuggets looks like a walking corpse at that weight.

That's a pretty impressive level of self-control

>Floyd
>family values

How do you think you'd do in a BJJ match against Mackenzie Dern?

Very multiculti

>People root for people who look like them

More news at 11.

Who is the next STAR in MMA?

What a nice young lady.

I have a burning hot hatred for Brendan schaub. Why? Can anyone explain where this is coming from?

umpteenth for BisGOAT

looks like a dude

common sense

James Vick

the golden era of UFC has passed anons Conor will never return

Not good

Is it jealousy?