Describe an album using an Eric Andre quote

Describe an album using an Eric Andre quote

>What is going on with you?

>Chiquita Banana Chiquita Banana Obama

BIRD UP

I got one more

>How high is the sky?

>wack.

>I'm fucking panicking

I love this thread

>WHERE'S MY ICONIC SLAVE ROLE?

ranch it up!!

"I can take a pinky, but not a whole dick"

>What's the furthest you've ever gone with a tranny?

>WHY ARE YA BOOING ME I'M RIGHT

>A lot of people don't know this, but L. Ron Hubbard was a black man!

Kek

> “Do you believe in God?”

>NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

>dont touch me, my skin is covered in posion
>or as they say in french, la pwa son

>C'est la vie

BRILLIANT

>What if it was purple?

>I was born a woman

> “Google, show me a picture of this man naked. Sir, you have some poop in your testicles”

*shakes head* What in the god damn hell are you talkin about?

EAT FROM ME

PEPPERCORN BING BONG
PEPPERCORN BING BONG

PEPPERCORN BING BONG
>PEPPERCORN BING BONG
PEPPERCORN BING BONG
>PEPPERCORN BING BONG
PEPPERCORN BING BONG
>PEPPERCORN BING BONG

>What is going on with you?

this dude sounds really creative

TIME TO DELIVER A PIZZA BALL

>520, BRO!

...

>hahaha this sucks man

>Why Would You Say Something So Controversial Yet So Brave?

>You're being totally narcoleptic right now dude

>You know what? You said some mean things about me, but... I believe in myself. My momma raised me to have confidence, and my brothers taught me how to fight, and I just feel good. And also, you a bitch ass nigga.

>IT'S TIME TO PLAY FORCED TO ORGASM!!!

>Excuse me, ma'am, have you seen my dog?

>DESCRIBE HIM TO ME

>This ain't your momma's monologue
>Oh I'm saying it!

Best thread i've seen in long time

>DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE LIES OF SOCIETY

>Alright there's 23 words in the sentence you just said, and were on the 23rd day of the month, and there's 23 pyramids in the Gaza Strip so it's like the Trilateral Commission is all connected to the ugh African Diaspora.

>They should call themselves The Four Losers

>What's going on with you,What are you talking about,you sound insane

>questloves in the house

>investigate 311

>*beep* *boop* *beep* I'm from google

I GO HARD IN THE ***BEEP*** ***BEEP*** NIGGA,
***BEEP* STANKIN' NIGGA WHAT THE ***BEEP*** YOU THANKIN' NIGGA
>clap clap clap clap clap

>what if it was PURPLE

>What in the goddamn hell are you talking about?

holy kek

Best ITT

chuckled

>WOKE UP IN THE MORNING AND I GOT DIPTHERIA

Based