You're the star of the movie. The script is almost at the climax. The villain has you at gunpoint, and says

You're the star of the movie. The script is almost at the climax. The villain has you at gunpoint, and says

>Hand over the bag, or I'll kill you!

The only way to survive is to reply with a cool one-liner. What do you say?

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>You can't kill what's already dead!
Then my vampire fangs extend and I leap at him, dodging his bullets.

check'em

Nice. But how would you get dubs in a movie?

If i shit myself will you die?

If you kill me, I win

The climactic scene is a mugging? Sounds like a lame movie tbqh

I'd be posting on Sup Forums.

DO IT

Whatever the writer wrote in the script.

BAZINGA

>He realizes he is aiming at a mirror of himself but also realizes the mirror isn't real and as he continues to look, the mirror is no longer there and he isn't the same as he was before.
>Lowering the gun and realizing he is a different person and realizes they were never close.

kek

>Put hand inside bag
>"The only bag you're getting tonight is the one they take you to the morgue in"
>Proceed to shoot villain six times in the head and chest with the Colt Python I swapped the contents of the bag with earlier

i grab the gun and shoot myself

Release it in Russia or a Latin country.

Whatever you say
*swings bag at his head*
The bag was actually full of pure gold and knocks him out dead
*empties bag next to his head to reveal huge slab of gold with his face imprinted on it*
Stay golden kiddo
*walks away*

>That's a 5p charge m8

What are you going to do, shoot me?

I'd call it a mag instead of a clip and piss off /k/

>ICE to meet you!

...

Take her

"It's treason, then"

The bag is not for you

>bag is full of bird seed
>thousands of birds come flocking towards me
>disorientating the villain whilst lifting me up as they pull at the bag

>If you persecute the bag ill kill you

>Don't shoot! I promise to hand over your mom.

>cool one-liner!

The audience will burst into lughter with my rpic fourth wall break

He's going to kill Martha!

"You're a big guy, aren't you?"

Hand over your cock!

proceeds to blow him untill he cums

Dance off bro, you and me come on!

"Let me as' yo' sumthin"

y-you too

> the way I see it, you have two choices:
>check em
>Or die

I don't have your bag, and fuck you anyway!

>"i said, don't use this to scare people"
>*fat friend sneaks up behind and pulls the trigger*
>"heh... don't mess with pirates, kid"

Oh yeah? Well that's not happening, kid. Not tonight, because I oh... oh god... OH GOD... OH GW*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP* *PRFFRTHFTHLLLFFF* *splfbt* *BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP* *dies*

>"I bag you, please don't kill me"
haha

(that's not in the script, rasheed)

under rated

>hand over the bag, or ill kill you

Let me think about it.

or probably whine and moan like as if I was in porn and say things how the guy raping me loves to fuck 7 year olds

kek

>Ill totally suck your dick bro
>what
>what

"Vaya con huevos, fetus"

Suck ME off user

>Hey buddy, that's my mother you're talking about!

Watch those microaggressions, shitlord.

"Not if i kill you first"

Kill me? Hah! You fool.

You have no idea what you will unleash.

>he's actually robbing the lead actor
>everyone on the set thinks it's just improv

"Oh, no, no. Son will get bags. That is why I adopted him."

-murder by death

what kind of shoes is he wearing wtf

>you want the bag? Maybe we should swim for it!

And I throw the bag in the river. Little does he know I've switched this bag with the real one, and it only has lip gloss and tampons in it! I've already given the data discs to my sexy accomplice and she's taken them to MI6 to be decoded

Those are Air Sheev's

>*raises hands up*
>p-pls dont shoot me
>*Inner monologue*
>"Spies, like Soldier or law enforcement, are trained to keep their weight on their back foot and to keep distance when pointing a gun, untrained people however, will do the opposite"
>*about 8 quick cuts thats supposed to show you how to disarm a gun but barely comprehensible and ends with the guy being knocked out for hours*
>*brings out phone*
>"I got him Sam"

"I'm already dead inside."

You can't shoot what you can't catch spearchucker
>Alabama nigger begins to play really loud as I leap in to my pick up truck

>y-you too

>D-don't shoot... I'll do anything...

>anything?
>*unzips dick*

why do you have a zipper on your dick?

>hand over bag
>"yo, homie, that my bag?"
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so I can get my urethral tube out for OP to suck, obviously

*Teleport behind him*

"Nothing personal, kid."

>here's your bag
-pulls out detonator- PSYCHE WRONG BAG!
>BOOM