Now Rey let me show you the way in the Jedi

>Now Rey let me show you the way in the Jedi

>Erm. Well. I already built my own lightsaber and it's stronger than yours and I already mastered my force powers on the trip over. I really need you as mu sidekick

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Also Leia died on her way back to her home planet.

kek'd

>Leia's home planet
good luck getting there

maybe thats why she died

Extremely underrated meme. Someone edit pls.

>built her own lightsaber


What? She's using Anakins

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>I already built my own lightsaber
wot

>lightsaber stronger than another lightsaber
wot

And people still pretend she was not a mary sue

Will they kill Leia off screen?

Will they write her out of the story?
>Leia returned to Naboo

Will they CGI her and act like nothing happened?

She built one with the compressor she ripped off the millennium falcon and its strong enough to cut through other lightsabers

No planet.
No husband.
Son is Kylo Ren.
Suffers heart attack.
JUST fuck my star wars up.

>implying the first thing Luke says won't be a quip

>aren't you a little short for a Jedi?

Pottery

I hope Luke force chokes the bitch.

All I just want is to see Rey get BLACKED desu

Luke will act like Yoda or the master from Kill Bill Vol. 2 but for kids.

Then Rey wins over the Guardians of the Island, the puffin Ewoks that they've announced after sitting in the rain for days and crap and Luke begrudgingly helps her.

Then she fights that sea monster and becomes a Jedi.

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Wasn't this implied in her back story on Jakku?

>Don't choke on your aspirations girl power.

Wtf I hate the future now

Missed the joke