What will be his first words in Ep VIII?

what will be his first words in Ep VIII?

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A witty quip

"Hello there" just like what Ben said in IV.

RIDDLE ME THIS, BATMAN

>Dr Rey, I'm Jedi.

>wha happene

"Why was there no trailer when filming finished long before Rogue One came out?"

>Oh, hey. Good thing you came here. I was just standing on top of this hill looking at the sea. Y'know, I have no idea how I got here. There's no method of transportation on this island. There's not much food either. Not really any shelter. In fact, I was standing on top of this hill waiting to throw myself off it into the sea until you came up just now. Alright, let's go. Get me outta here.

>And he was a good friend

Use the force, Rey.

Better question: how will they kill him off?

>Who talks first? You talk first? I talk first?

A: Whatever Rey's real name is
B: Telling Rey that she looks like Leia

Got milk?

I killed my sister.

I think my sister may have just died

>Hey. I just found out my sister died in a plane accident. Alright, so let's start your training.

>My forcey-sense is tingling. Leia, no!

⫸kept you wating, huh?

this is actually correct

>Who, are you?
>character creation menu opens

He will put on his worn out Joker voice and say "Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design".

"Kept you waiting, huh?"

Where is my hand?

>Whiny, impossible to please autists can suck it
Sup Forums would reach new levels of eternal btfo

was it all a part of his plan?

"You are cute. Wanna fuck?"

>Rey, I am your father
>... [comedic beat ] ...
>NAH IM JUST MESSING WITH YOU! What do you want?

there will be a time skip. i guarantee the episode wont start where it left off

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

>youtube.com/watch?v=nFicXlvJBdo

I'm having trouble seeing how Ep8 can pick up right where 7 left off.

So, say the title crawl finishes, what then? Will it just hard cut to Rey holding out her saber to Luke? You can't like do establishing shots with her just holding out the saber the same way you ended 7. It's gonna be awkward.

>lets out giant belch
>follows it up with nasty fart
>"whoops"
>laugh track

>plane accident
whut

>Jyn, we m- oh wait, I mean, Rey, we must begin your training. Sorry I was thinking about an old friend.

well it's gonna start in space after the text crawl like always

"Hello there"

it'll be like poetry

dey tookur

>We have the high ground, we're safe up here

>I don't seem to recall owning a droid
>Han was a good friend

"I am your father"

under appreciated

Probably some sort of meme, like all the Star Wars bullshit

*record scratch*
>yep that's me!

It will break new grounds,

...

who is the Venom Snake of star wars?

I hope they get that shit out of the way quick instead of trying to make it into a huge plot twist. That's one of the few things that TFA actually deserves a lot of credit for.

>Rey, you are my father

You missed one thing
>*ziiip*

what is Luke's opinion on sand?

...

Rey: You've grown old
Luke: Something far worse has happened to (You)

Well he wanted to get away from Tatooine, no matter what it took, so I'm going to guess he wasn't particularly fond of it.

My father's lightsaber.

Punished 3PO is the best thing to come out of TFA

>implying he'll make it to VIII
Trump has the death note. This liberal fuck attempted to defame him. Enjoy the incoming heart attack/cancer Hamill

KEK

>you're a big firl

You never should have come here.

also who the fuck are these guys?

why does ford look like a sad dog

>where's muh sis

I like to party with my peeps,
Cruise 'n creep
Playin' three card monte on these crazy streets
Straight hustler, I'm gonna scam in a minute
So low to the floor pick the pocket of a midget
Slick shyster, The pest meister
Livin' life in Miami's Vice
Ma see, nobody messin' with the frog, see
Where's your Messiah now?
na na na na na na na na na na na na
Nice lady I'm hurting I'm hurting
I'm sexy but I'm hurting
Alright already
I'm ridicu-licu-lous, like a booger I stick to this
Take a wiff of this
One stinky dinky, ha ha ha
Two stinky dinky, ha ha ha
Voodoo mambo, chili congo
Old school beat meets Latin freak and you don't stop
Voodoo mambo, chili congo
Old school beat meets Latin freak and you don't quit, and you don't stop
Voodoo mambo, chili congo
Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the slickest of them all?
It's the schemingest keenest scam artist
God it's so hard to be modest!
Jack might be nimble but I'm a sex symbol
So slick I stole the wick from his candlestick
I'm in the mood to scam
Simply because I can
I'm the Latin Houdini
Disappear in a flash with your cash
And I'm back like a genie
Hey Lucy, I'm home
Don't do that to me Lucy!
Freak to the east, freak to the west
Great booties and big chest
Then yes, ya'll it's like that
Why certainly, yuck yuck yuck
Get stupid get retarted
Cuz Pest will get the party started
Which way did he go, George
Which way did he go?
Funkadocious, groovalicious, atrocious
What a maroon! What a maroon!
What a freak! What a sucker-butt!
I'm a man of a million disguises
I'm as crazy as they make 'em, shake 'em, or bake 'em
So scientific, hate to be specific
E equals M C squared
You sit there
Multiply, divide it, slide up inside it
Bend it, mix it
Damn, I'm terrific!"

probably just reused the same mask

>Where is Padme? Is she alive? Is she safe?

>franchise worth 4 billion dollars
>reused mask

>racial joke

>Look out out for those narrative voices in your head, Rey! Did I ever tell you about a former mentor of mine named Obi-Wan Kenobi? He was a Jedi master that became one with the force after being decapitated in a duel with my father, Darth Vader. Yes, you heard me correctly. Vader was my father, but he was actually a good friend without his mask on. Obi Wan had it coming after chopping his limbs off and leaving him to die in a lava planet many years ago. He then took my father's lightsaber and gave it to me almost two decades later under the assumption that he would've wanted me to have it. In fact, it's the very lightsaber you're holding in front of me right now. Obi Wan once told me that it was used to kill younglings, similar to the massacre Kylo Ren and his posse bestowed on all the younglings in my temple. Why are you crying? Anyways, it was one of the many ways Obi Wan would warp the basic language with his point of view in order to justify his agendas. He now has the ability to communicate with the living at his own convenience and without warning. He was a fucking asshole.

"Rey, you are my wife's daughter."

Hello there. Come here, my little friend. Don't be afraid.

Tell me who sold Leia the cocaine

then he spends the movie cleaning up the streets

Did I ever tell you about Dexstar Jettstar?

EY YO GURL U WANT SUM FUCK

>end of episode IX
>fade to black over Luke's face
>WHEEL IN THE SKY KEEPS ON TURNIN by Journey plays

Rey did I ever tell you about My dad?He used to wield that same lightsaber you have now. He killed younglings with it. He was a good father.

>I was expecting you.
>So the force finally awakened...
>The Force told me you'd come.
>What are you standing there for? Come closer

start off showing something else going on with other people that is relevant somehow.

Then cut back to Luke and Rey, walking into his cave house. Implying maybe 5-10 min passed and he invited her in to start talking.

"Tell me where is Han, for I much desire to speak with him"

Kek

"Dance off, you and me"

"Didn't see that comin'?"

>Joker laugh

...

That's why you don't write screenplays for a living user.

>a vigilante ex-Jedi, ex-cop Luke Skywalker trying to crack down on a drug ring responsible for selling Leia death sticks that ultimately led to her death
wouldwatch/10

"I must see Han and Leia as soon as possible"

Uh... uh.... line?

Is Asaj Ventress /our girl/?

haha then ray says a blarog killed him haha

Because they don't have to. A trailer will make little to no difference in how many people go see it.

Who are you and how did you find me?

The only way I can picture it working is having his first scene be with Rey, mid-training. Not necessarily the first scene of the movie but yes their first scene together.

Don't show Mark/Luke, but maybe have a shot of Rey concentrating and attempting a force exercise/meditation in the midst of the planet's scenery. Then while the camera is on her we can have Mark Hamill speaking in one of his baritone voices, instructing her. Something like

>Focus. Good, now feel the force stretching out from within you. It is the force that connects us, and from the force that the Jedi channels his strength

Etc etc

After the training session in which we learn something new about the jedi and maybe Rey isn't such a shit Mary Sue character, we can get subtly done expository dialogue which will give us insight into Luke and Rey. In the movie both their characters should benefit from the teacher/student dynamic and we should see their mutual vulnerabilities and strengths by means of their interaction. It's not that hard, episode VII set it up this way but I can't help but feeling they will end up making Rey an annoying Mary sue again.

>training

I hate this trope. Damn, this movie is gonna suck

Actually having it start off with Luke training Rey could be a good way to ease in.
And then a flashback taking it back to when she was holding the light saver and seeing their proper introduction.

Why would they put meme dialogue into a movie as loved as star wars? It's like they didn't even try. FUCK THIS IS SO CRINGEWORTHY
IMAGINE THIS DIALOGUE IN A REAL KINO LIKE THE GODFATHER. IT WOULD RUIN THE WHOLE THING
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

"Come with me"
That's it and then he just walks off, fast paced track in the background as Daisy or whoever chases after him.

underrated post

"i am dead. DON'T LOOK AT ME I AM DEAD"

>Mfw they do a training montage