Isn't holding a 12" laptop 3 inches from your face the same thing as going to a cinema?

Isn't holding a 12" laptop 3 inches from your face the same thing as going to a cinema?

Doesn't grabbing your own dick technically make you gay?

FUCK

how big is the one on the right

Is it gay if you watch yourself whilst jacking off?

Is it gay if I watch my dick being jacked off by my hand?

FUCK

Just post porn. We all know that's what this thread is for.

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depends, do you have crablegs at home?

that would make me straight

two negatives equal a positive

Pretty much yeah

super gay

yes it does.
all males are faggots.

is holding a picture of the Grand Canyon 3 inches from your face the same as viewing it for real?

ur analogy is flawed, brah

I record myself jacking off then jack off to these videos.

Why?

isnt having Assburgers the same as having Autism?

I'd do me.

wtf i hate myself now

me 2

nope. seeing a 50 foot tall monster on a movie screen will not look 50 foot tall on a tiny laptop screen no matter how close you put it to your face.

You would know, senpai.

I record me ejaculating on my anime figurines then post them on Sup Forums. They're quite popular.

>watching a monster movie at the cinema

Only if your 12" laptop has a 4K or higher display.

Do you listen to Goodbye Horses on repeat while jacking off?

>watching a movie of grand canyon in the cinema is the same as viewing it for real

>what is scale

are you blind in one eye? serious question.

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3rd from left is super smug/10

No I listen to Lustmord while jacking off.

wtf ima gay now???

>yfw MPAA starts hacking into your laptop webcam, notice you're alone, and shut your movie down because singles policy

5 >1 >4>3>2

Is the right order by the way.

quitting masturbating right now

1>5>2>4>3

i would fuck all this white women

2>1>4>5>3

>having 5 that high

Just look at that face and body

I would have her at the bottom

1 > 5 > 4 > 3 > 2

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