Who should (you) play (you) in a biopic about (you)?

who should (you) play (you) in a biopic about (you)?

>pic related, a little taller than me but it doesn't matter

fuck i put an extra (you) but i think you guys get the question

Wow, you're ugly AND short?

ugly yes, i said taller because i'm 6ft and he is 6ft 2in

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Will your love interest be played by Ms. Dunham?

i dont have a love interest :(

I look absolutely nothing like him but I've sucked a lot of dick and want to see him suck dick too.

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good to see i'm not the only one attracted to him

literally the best name on the planet

Why would anyone want to see this film? What would it even be about?

I'm skinnyfat but otherwise we look exactly alike.

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this

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You must be new here. Sup Forums has Eddie gangbang threads every other day.

My friend thinks I look like him and shouted my name out loud when he appeared on screen at the cinema.

is your friend "special"?

>a little taller than me but it doesn't matter
confirmed for height that starts with 5

He's a stoner normie.

Probably Adam Driver, but actually i'm a bit more brown, can someone find an ugly mexican actor for me?

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Daniel Radcliffe I guess. Brit, dark hair, bit weird looking.

you forgot manlet

So you are a manlet?

I'm 5'10. How tall is he?

Here you go.

literally pic related for me too. i have cooler ears and overall am bit attractve than him

>there are 3 people ITT you look like Adam Driver
How does something like this happen?

you stole mine

kys

You stole my heart.

The only actors people have told me I look like are Mac and Russell Crowe

I'm thinking it might be just because I'm a big hairy guy with nice hair and a short beard

Builtfat bears, unite

1. people on Sup Forums are ugly
2. he is one of the few ugly famous actors right now

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for you

When will they learn?

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tbqh

that's why im asking only for the actors, not the plot

I've been told a look like Joaquin Phoenix by multiple people throughout my life. I have the brows and nose and I'm weird, so fair enough I guess

that's what the guy was talking aSHIT

You fuck

Are (you)s back?

who is the ugliest actor around 25?

Same for me. When I went to see Force Awakens someone outside the theater told me I look just like him.

I'd have a great number of actors play me.

showing my psychological states as well as how I appear to everyone else during notable moments of my life.