This is a reminder that, outside of the internet meme world of Sup Forums and reddit, nobody knows who she is, and nobody cares who she is. She will never be remembered like an Aretha Franklin, Joni Mitchell, Janis Joplin, or Barbra Streisand. Heck, she'll never even be mentioned in the same breath as pop stars like Celine Dion or Christina Aguilera or Mariah Carey or Whitney Houston. Even in the "artsy" side of things, she'll never be remembered like a Kate Bush or Laurie Anderson. She exists on the internet. Her popularity is wrapped up in social media likes and useless "best of the year" lists that have no real baring on culture at large. She'll be gone soon enough.
Grimes Depreciation Thread
Isaac Williams
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Juan Perez
how can one man look so ugly?
Jacob Hill
i agree
Levi Lewis
LEAVE HIM ALONE
Oliver Myers
>This is a reminder that, outside of the internet meme world of Sup Forums and reddit, nobody knows who she is, and nobody cares who she is.
geez I wonder if that's because her music is overhyped, mediocre garbage?
Chase Jackson
>you can't enjoy something if it doesn't have widespread acclaim or recognition
spoken like a true industry shill
Christian Flores
/thread
Oliver Nguyen
>implying popularity = quality
delete your terrible thread
Kayden Adams
I love how the soyboy fanboys on this board will fawn all over perfectly photoshopped, airbrushed pics of her from pro photographers, despite the fact that, in reality, she's basically an orc.
Wyatt Reyes
weak bait, faggot
Camden Butler
>in reality, she's basically an orc.
kek
Thomas Gomez
is that shopped? looks like an orc npc from some fantasy game
Ryan Hill
gofdammm fucking LOL
Isaac Martinez
this literally isnt true. pretty much everyone at my highschool knows about her
Juan Diaz
are you stupid? in realiti she looks great. see pic related, dipshit.
Landon Martin
the orc is in front of your mirror, idiot
Carter Rodriguez
we are reaching levels of butthurt that shouldn't be possible
Nicholas Roberts
>everyone at my highschool
so grimesfags are underage after all. let me guess everyone at your school knows her because you attempted to cover one of her songs at the talent show
William Ward
>no, u
there's no way you're old enough to post here
Logan Howard
does your shitposting make you feel better?
Oliver Moore
>boney arms and legs
>grotesque neck tendons
>enormous ears
she looks like she's falling apart
William Adams
she is not the prettiest but thicc girls are a disturbing meme son
Nicholas Hughes
I never ever heard anything from Grimes before coming to Sup Forums. Thanks to all the Grimesposting I will never ever listen to anything from her. Grimesfags do more harm than good.
Justin Martinez
says he, who felt forced to do a "no u" rebuttal because he felt his waifu was being attacked
the funny thing is my question about it being shopped or not was legit because people tend to shop the one about her greasy face
Lincoln Parker
DAMN!
Grimes looks like *THAT*?!!
Liam Perez
>Thanks to all the Grimesposting I will never ever listen to anything from her.
same.
>inb4 you're missing out
i HIGHLY doubt it.
Wyatt Ramirez
Why is this the only pic always posted
Brayden Jenkins
why are you suggesting that the other option to a boney structure is "thicc" girls? nothing in the post you replied to implied that
Isaiah James
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Nicholas Adams
I had a backstage rendezvous with Grimes at a music festival. We made out for a bit... I think she was drunk.
Anyway... the weird thing about the whole encounter was that she kept referring to her penis as her "clit". She was like "take it! Take it!" and she shoved her "clit" eighth up my pooper.
Blake Jenkins
the thing about women is that they never look fine in ALL pics. even the hottest of them have one or more (always more) in which they look ugly/average, due to poor light, lack of makeup, a shitty angle, etc. but you can tell a girl is really as hot as people claim if the ratio of good to bad pics is favorable. say, out of 4, 3 are good
grimes has that of an average, not particularly attractive girl. i'm not saying this because any particular dislike towards her (i have no horse in this race, her music doesn't appeal to me but i don't hate it), but because it's the truth.
at least a half of them make her look like in OP, which i think any unbiased individual can describe as rather ugly. there are exceptions, yes, but that's the thing: it's always the same few pics. there's another one of a show that always gets posted, it's sorta blurry so it does the trick. or a few that make her look quirky and sell her image of "average cute".
but compared them all -good and bad ones- and you get a girl that looks not special at all
Nathan Williams
Jose Robinson
used to look
Adrian Hernandez
i guess it's his favourite one but here are some
Kevin Myers
I don't have anything against her other than the fact that her music is shit.
Brandon Rodriguez
>She'll be gone soon enough
Thank.Fucking.Christ.
Could she be any more of a no-talent, worthless cunt???
She is a slacker cosplay LARPer roleplaying an indie rockstar.
Her music is absolute fucking garbage.
Her fans are the biggest faggots known to mankind. Useless fucking twats who worship some ugly cunt who is an attention-whore and a quirky special snowflake.
These autists all live in basements and jerk their micro-dicks over pictures of boot faced Claire.
Comparing her to 99% of the female musicians and female performers, this wretched little pig doesn't even come close to measuring up. Her talent is a result of ProSounds and Ableton and she churns out useless garbage indie/pop for mindless sheep.
Her clothes look like they come from a secondhand, charity shop or she stole them from a bag lady.
Her haircuts look like a hobo styled her hair with a brick.
Her tattoos are fucking absolute shit. I can guarantee you she spent no more than $15 on each one of them because they are shit quality and nobody could charge more money for ink that bad.
She doesn't shave her armpits and I bet that her skanky clam looks like a woolly mammoth is hiding in her reeking twat.
Here is hoping that Grimy Claire drops out of music soon because nobody likes mindless idiots with zero talent.
Anthony Gomez
Get out, kid.
Julian Moore
Someone save my innocence and tell me that's abnormal growth
Brandon Peterson
Imagine the smell...
Daniel Ortiz
I'm sorry to tell but it's natural
Cooper Rogers
she looks pretty as she is. stop hating the artist of the decade.
Blake Jenkins
>i HIGHLY doubt it.
so, you really believe you don't miss anything. whatever. there are millions of artists out there.
Owen Stewart
>artist of the decade
>how to announce to the entire world that you're a charlatan with no artistic knowlege
Ryder Williams
her music is really artistic. did you listen to her wonderful discography? if yes how come you dislike anything she did? do you hate beautiful music?
Brody Price
Her only good song is Oblivion
Robert James
She looks like she must smell bad
Jonathan Rodriguez
is this b8?
Logan Kelly
Not the user you were answering to, but you have pathetic tastes, and her music is shit.
Ayden Watson
This is true.
Parker Smith
...
Elijah Cox
jesus christ that picture can't be real
Benjamin Morgan
Grimes is a terrible
Isaiah Reyes
Grimes is a beautiful soul and a tremendous artist. She makes amazing music and should be lauded with praise all the time!
Colton Wood
>outside of the internet meme world of Sup Forums and reddit, nobody knows who she is
[citation needed]
Tyler Robinson
>she must smell bad
>photo confirms
Bentley Watson
I'm literally barfing here
Matthew White
user, this is a SFW board...
Charles Williams
...
Robert Foster
there's no going back
Mason Cox
>I will never ever listen to anything from her.
What's it like only ever listening to music based on who else does/doesn't like it?
Adam Barnes
Why are you so butthurt?
Chase Thompson
>nobody cares who she is
>even you (hater) cared enough to create this thread
Connor Edwards
OH NO NO NO
Josiah Davis
Hr said nobody outside of Sup Forums and reddit, idot friend.
Henry Hall
Post this in every grimes thread from now on
Nathan White
LOL where is this from ? I remember a stupid interview where she mentioned she likes Skinny Puppy and also Maria Carey
I suspect her understanding of Skinny Puppy is superficial at best
Jackson Williams
no, u
Benjamin Perez
Grimes is about Kreayshawn tier now.
But much less attractive.
Henry Hill
Her what's in my bag episode
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Ian Roberts
hey morons, stop saying lies. so many lies. here's why grimes is relevant:
Followers on Facebook:
Grimes: 959K
fb/actuallygrimes
Bjork: 3.2M
fb/bjork
Kate Bush: 675K
fb/katebush
Tori Amos: 865K
fb/toriamos
Joni Mitchell: 353K
fb/jonimitchellcom
PJ Harvey: 936K
fb/PJHarvey
Her biggest hit is Genesis and it has almost 50 (fifty!) million views on Youtube. Compare that to:
Joni Mitchell: Both Sides Now (Live, 1970) - about 5 million views
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Kate Bush: Wuthering Heights - about 27 million views
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PJ Harvey: Henry Lee (feat. Nick Cave) - 8.5 million views
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Tori Amos: Smells Like Teen Spirit - 6 million views
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Bjork: All Is Full of Love - 18 million views
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Grimes is hardly a literal who. One song of her has more views than the biggest hits of Joni Mitchell, Bjork, Tori Amos, PJ Harvey COMBINED.
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Thomas Kelly
(2/3)
fans of grimes:
Elton John
Purity Ring
Phantogram
Julian Casablancas (The Strokes)
Halsey
FKA Twigs
St. Vincent
Charli XCX
Tegan and Sara
Shirley Manson (Garbage)
M83
Sleigh Bells
Sky Ferreira
Ellie Goulding
Chelsea Wolfe
Chairlift
Lorde
Haim
Taylor Swift
Katy Perry
Janelle Monae
Flying Lotus
Nigel Godrich (Radiohead producer)
Christine and the Queens
Four Tet
Carrie Brownstein
Ladytron
M.I.A.
Adele
Madonna
Lady Gaga (she even hired Grimes' collaborator Bloodpop)
Kathleen Hanna
Rihanna
Warpaint
Lauren Mayberry (Chvrches)
Xavier Cook
Ryan Clark
LMAO tryhard try harder next time
Blake Green
LOL! you're trying SO hard.
Kevin Phillips
Grimes a q-
Grayson Perez
...
Camden Barnes
t
Andrew Powell
does mu/ have such a shit taste to hate a superb artist like grimes? wtf is wrong with you?
Bentley Bennett
go home, Claire
you're drunk (but will still suck when sober)
Nolan Baker
leave claire alone, h8r
Dylan Allen
Daily reminder Claire gets closer and closer to death every single day.
Nathan Morris
Got em
Brayden Walker
>gets closer and closer to death every single day.
everyone alive is doing that. even you. one day you will die. a few years from then you will be completely forgotten like you never existed.
Adam Morgan
it's just one underage samefag hater that's just back from school and ready for shitposting weekend
Jaxon Hill
Daily reminder anorexia kills people much faster than obesity.
Adrian Long
Grimes is pleb of the decade for sure
Jose Sullivan
How so?
Oliver Taylor
no. the pleb of the decade is you. grimes is patrician.
Liam Morris
PWND XD
Ryder Cruz
The nemesis of this thread:
Logan Hernandez
I drove to a nearby city with friends to see AJJ and Jeffrey Lewis/Los Bolts and this girl caught a ride because Grimes was playing in the same neighborhood that night and she's the most basic normie non-internet culture person on the world. I don't mean this to say anything about the music of Grimes, but it's by no means an internet thing like some other artists sorta are these days. I know lots of basic as fuck women in their late 20s-early 30s who are p big Grimes fans and play her music on the jukebox when we play pool or whatever.
pic unrelated
Sebastian Cook
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Nathan Johnson
lel so randumb ;P
Chase Richardson
she's given a promotional spot i think she behave how she wants
Henry Williams
hello there
Nathan Hughes
add paul thomas anderson to this list
Juan Robinson
it's not random if you see the whole video: youtube.com
god, she's so interesting...
Samuel Reed
i once bought a NIN shirt to go to one of her shows so she might notice me, but didn't because my sister let me down. now, can i talk about my own experiences with an artist on here or is life strictly and only about claire herself?
Xavier Taylor
she would def. notice you. claire is a nin/trent fan.
Juan Hughes
you made it about claire again