Try to watch movie with gf

>Try to watch movie with gf
>She gets horny instead and keeps wanting to fuck halfway in

Why do so many girls do this shit?
Can't we finish the damn movie first?

Anyone else suffer the same?

Boring movies are a great aphrodisiac.

Watch better movies, you utter pleb.

>suffer

That's why you get a bull that she can fuck.

It's part of a Western culture.

And a method for girls to avoid watching boring shit your bring, since women never openlny communicate what they want

>My buddy Jeff asks me for tips on how to have sex in the movies since I did it before.
>Tell him to pick up a late night showing of a movie that's already been out for a while, to reduce the chances of a crowded place.
>Time passes.
>Decide to catch a late-night screening of Iron Man 3. Movie's been out for a while.
>Enjoying myself.
>Hear rustling in the back. Definitely someone getting frisky.
>Remember Jeff.
>Shit, is that Jeff fucking his gf in the back?
>Can't focus on the movie, all my attention is on the likely possibility I'm hearing my bro Jeff drilling his qt.314 a few sets behind me. Shit's awkward.
>Hear a faint moan that sounds like "Oh, Jeff"
>Fuck this, I'm out.
>Nope'd the fuck outta there.

Jesus... I feel sorry for you OP. I'm glad I don't have a horny gf to have sex with.

>gf is actually loves to watch patrician tv with me
>currently watching the Sopranos together
>everytime we watch it past 9pm she begins to pass out
>forced to stop the show halfway through otherwise she'll force me to rewatch the parts she slept through
>have sex with her in retaliation for her ruining my cinema experience

It was at this moment that I realized that I will never be satisfied with a gf.

Pls go Ridley.

>Watching Holocaust documentary
>GF starts giving me head during it

I never felt so guilty and turned on at the same time

>feeling guilty over something that never happened

Stop taking your gf to shit movies. Stop taking the bitch to movies in general,they're meant to be appreciated alone.
You don't take your gf to Paris and go to the louvre so you can appreciate the Mona Lisa together.

kek

yeah bois im such a normie xd

>Want to watch movie with gf anf fuck after
>She chooses a shitty movie
>I feel asleep
>We don't fuck

Everytime
dae?

>when watching movies
And where the fuck is your problem?
>watching film with girls
Why would you do that?

Why do you keep wanting to finish the shitty movies?

>Try to watch movie with gf

Can we have a /pleb/ board for people like this?

chick im with always tries to jerk me off when we are watching a movie, its fucking annoying.

Eat more mango you scrubs

I'm horny 23 hours a day
Having a girl over I'm gonna be fucking her most of the time, not watching some shitty movie