Finally

Finally

>Tfw stereotypical gay guy sits a sit a part from me at the movie.
>that scene in wich both chinks get rekt
>Hear gay dude say: "They were brothers, right?"

Weren't they just bros?

People aren't allowed to be bros. They have to be gay.

you probably thought han and chewie were just bros too

check the year senpai

>on screen relationships women will never understand

Why cant feminazis and nu males tell the difference between fags and people perfoming thier sacred duty? Reeeeeeee

Is kyle Buchanan Jewish

(((Buchanan)))

>China
>Gay
Someone inform the chairman

They weren't gay, people are reaching

I went to school with a Kyle Buchanan. I always knew that kid was a fucking faggot.

>Make a woman watch Master & Commander
>She thinks they're gay

Every time.

this is the agenda being pushed by cultural marxists

Yes liberals they're gay now go have a circle jerk about how cool that is.

feminists can't understand friendship between males or masculinity in general without associating it with homosexuality

>le platonic male friend meme

Human sexuality is our dominant force
further back you go in time, you see how sexual relations have continually diminshed and been restricted

everyone used to fuck everyone. how else do you think stds evolved?

Buchanan is a Scottish name, retard.

Behead those who insult Pat Buchanan (pbuh)

t. friendless degenerate

This is how libshits act.

>Characters like each other
They must be gay!

>Characters hate each other
They must be gay!

But we can't have mincing flamers or butch bulldykes outside of comedies for some reason.

The concept of platonic friendship is something tumblrites will NEVER understand

Is this a parody article? Pretty obvious they weren't gay and were just brothers in battle.

>good friends = GAY BUTTSEX SMOOSH SMOOSH KISSY

>we've been looking for
Yes I always the lover stories were the best parts of star wars...

Scots and Micks are good goys. Aside from Jews, it's mostly them shelling out this leftist garbage.

Aye, the Eternal Celt is a problem

Diversity is number one, entertainment value is somewhere like 15 on the list

Finally a gay Spider-Man

At long last the glass ceiling will be shattered.

>goes to see movie

Why wasn't there any transnigger relationships? We really need to smash this glass ceiling.

Smash it.

>so desperate for gay characters that they'll soon start labeling two dudes in close proximity to each other as flaming butt pirates

Hello schlomo.

>everyone is desperate to call characters gay

10 years ago people would be laughing. I mean, people are laughing now too, but there would be a lot more laughter 10 years ago.

yup they were just monk buddies at the temple before shit went down

Pretty much, if my best friend was dying I'd probably be lying down next to him too.

No. You can't just be friends with another man, you have to be fucking.

>two men are good friends
>"OMG THEY MUST BE GAY!" t: Tumblr

IT'S NOT REAL IT'S NOT REAL IT'S NOT REAL IT'S NOT REAL IT'S NOT REAL IT'S NOT REAL IT'S NOT REAL PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD IT CAN'T BE REAL

c3p0 was already a gay

women_will_never_understand-kino

I'M BRIND YOU SIRRY IRIOT

AT LEAST THEY DIDN'T CALL HIM A HOMO

The writer will see this article, and confirm it. Even though he probably never intended it. He's gonna Rowling it.

I'm fairly sure the Force God forbids homosexuality

I'm sure Donnie Yen will appreciate that and quickly verify it

faith in humanity: restored

>Heard you hate the fucking niggers now father
Jesus Christ why did they let Raimi write this episode?

No one said otherwise when the writers came out and said it was about white supremacy.

The Force God forbids all sexuality.

Finally.

They make a cute couple.

>two thinly written non-characters might be gay

Who gives a fuck.

They squabble like an old couple

Fucking lol'd
now i need to watch M&C
I wanted to see it but never got aroudn to it

I thought Oogoobler Poopooglerx™ was a Gay Star Wars character

>make gay couple in movie
>they complain
>don't make gay couple in movies
>they make one

More shitty clickbait from some retard hack writer trying to be edgy with his opinion.
Don't buy into this. Bros can be bros without wanting to sword fight with their dicks.

this, tumblrshits are always trying to make everyone gay and shit

what the fuck i hate women now

God forbid two males show affection for each other just as bros and not as hole slamming gays.

found your car

I did not pick up any homosexual undertones from those two, like at all. Not even once did that thought enter my mind. Frodo and Sam i can see, because Elijah gives off a bit of the vibe, but even with those two I wouldn't argue that they're gay. Fucking libs man.

jej

C-3PO and R2-D2 are gay and they're the first main characters we even see in star wars.

Never thought for once these guys were gay.

Now Poe and Finn...yeah i felt poe was a little too eager to hug him and give him his jacket her probably stroked his dick with a few times. It was weird.

5 cents has been deposited into your account

He also bit his lip while watching Finngol in his jacket.

And Finn said "cute boyfriend". Heterosexuals shouldn't say that.

>it's a Sup Forums pretends to care about blatant characters pandering to china because the movie before this didn't get the money they wanted from the chinese market episode

>capable of controlling the force
>incapable of controlling their own gay sexual urges
pick one

Stop. Everything is awful now. Everything is ruined. Everything has to be diverse, everyone has to be gay, everyone has to hate whites and resist the dominant culture. Glass Hollywood ASAP

Reminder that Hitler could have prevented this

This.

Straight people don't exist

officially gay? no.
China wont allow it.

Weren't they literally brothers? I thought they were literally brothers

they fear not being the central object of male attention

-no bully please- but a couple of years ago I was eagerly waiting for my neofag account to be approved because I was expecting serious vidya talk. Day one I see threads about Ellie being a turbo dyke gay icon, I'm like "bruhs just because she kissed a girl a girl don't make her gay, there are so many people alive anyway".
banned for a week. never went back.

It's good It's become a bit of a Sup Forums meme but it definitely deserved its sequels that we'll never get.

If you're into that kind of Napoleonic setting, check out either/both the novels by O'Brien and the Hornblower series. There's also a very good Hornblower movie from the 1950s if you dig that kind of thing. Even if you don't, it's aged remarkably well. It's a lot less introspective but full of action that holds up today.

incestuous gay brothers

Disney Star Wars taking a lot of risks. I like it!

This shit would NOT fly with Riami.

>give me hot dog
>wait this doesn't taste like hot dog...
>oh no now i'm gay
it sucks being blind

Seriously? They were pretty fucking gay acting throughout. Even Star Wars Action News thought they were gay.

You can't have just that. Like those pale whale 400lb+ up Cat eye glasses pitch red lipstick wearing whales who say LOL FRODO AND SAM R GAY XDD

Were we watching the same movie?
>that part where they hold eye contact as the camera zooms in
>can see the reflection of eachother in their eyes

I was waiting for the kiss but idk maybe in next one.