What instrument is the giant person size violin that sounds really sad...

What instrument is the giant person size violin that sounds really sad. Some dude at the subway almost made me cry for no reason.

chellow

Saxophone you dumbshit

the jumbo violin

child labor laws was a mistake

The Double Bassoon

Large viola

double fiddle

Hey! Don't talk about my gf like that. She's just big boned.

The Harpsiclavicle

Stradivarius whopper

le classy 1950s men are just like le me

>Some dude at the subway almost made me cry for no reason
Lmao.

cello?

The viola, it's a big flute

hello

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jello

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they should replace capcha with a test where you have to identify a cello and this board would get 90% better

this is a music board not a cello board

quick what is this

who gives a shit

Don't test him, he doesn't listen to music.

thicc fluut

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toot tooter

>Some dude at the subway almost made me cry for no reason
Probably because you are a soyboy

A bong

iPhone

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The thing that the only girl to ever touch my penis with her vagina played

ew, sorry to hear that