ITT: Describe an album using Spongebob quotes

>Haven't you heard SpongeBob? Nice guys finish last. Only aggressive people conquer the world!

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>ARE YOU READY TO GET CRAZY?
>I'M ALREADY HEARING VOICES!

>Krabs is a _____

>KRUSTY KRAB IS UNFAIR MR.KRABS IS IN THERE STANDING AT THE CONFESSION PLOTTING HIS OPPRESSION

>CAN YOU FEEL IT MR KRABS?

>it's a giraffe!

>behold, the orb of confusion!

>Aw Squidward. You're back to your grown up self.
>Of course I'm grown up. Why wouldn't I be?

>I got plenty of friends, I can name 3 right off the bat!

THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER

...

>Mr Krabs, Did you know that... Squidward's father... NEVER HUGGED HIM?

>I MUST NOT BE SEPARATED FROM THIS SURFBOARD

>Listen, Junior. You caught me and my friend here in a good mood today, so I'm gonna let you off with a warning. Step aside, and you won't have to feel the awesome wrath of our mustaches.

>too bad It didn't kill me

WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY DRINK

>"i like money"

...

>Ooh... No more fooling around! I've gotta get back to work! Ok, Mr. Essay, I say... prepare to be written! I'm doing it! I'm doing it! Yeah...yeah...yeah! And some of these, and some of these...Almost there and...done. Now lets see how it looks so far. "The-"

I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning... without any milk.

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.
>milk spills

Mrs. Puff: We just want to know your name.

Patrick: Uh...uh...uh!...24!

> Okay, Patrick, it's all in the technique! [he starts doing his infamous routine] First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times: one, two, three. Then pelvic thrust! Whoooo! Whooooooo! Stop on your right foot, don't forget it! Now it's time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, and that, and-this-and-that-and-this-and-that, and then... [he blows bubbles shaped like ducks]

>We have technology! *smashes computer*

Hey everybody, It's Leif Erikson day! Hinga dinga durgen!

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>Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was ugly that everyone died. The end.

>Squidward's father... never hugged him...
>ISN'T THAT SAD?

>Now you must acquire a taste for free form jazz

>It's just a cruel reminder that I'm single and likely to remain that way forever

>I don't need it... I don't need it... I DEFINITELY don't need it... I don't need it... I NEEEEEEED IIIIIIIIITTTT

This is not your average, everyday darkness. This is... ADVANCED darkness. ...

>I defy you heart man

>If you can't do the time you don't do the crime
>Okay time's up

>You know what's funnier than 24?

>Dude, we're falling right out of the sky!

or this

Me hoy me noy!

>the best time to wear a striped sweater

>Hey, look everybody! Kevin's Back!

>There's an old saying, lad: what doesn't kill you usually succeeds in a second attempt

nice one

>I thought what we had was SPECIAL!!!

Kek

>Sandy: I'm a squirrel. See? [points to the acorn logo on her suit]
>SpongeBob: I thought that meant you were nuts.

>Art thou feeling it now, Mr. Krabs

50% sea

50% weed

>patrick you forgot how to eat again

>So if we play loud, people might think we're good!

>SOILED IT. SOILED IT. SOILED IT

>That's right baby, welcome to my locker!

SpongeBob: Ooh, Patrick, how do you feel?

Patrick: Like one of those hip young old folks from a soda commercial.

>So if we play loud, people might think we're good!

>we're like brothers, only closer

Best one

youtube ripped us off didn't they? we were just exchanging jokes and some smart people turned our fun into ad revenue

i was just trying to think of a quote for twin fantasy and you knocked it out of the park
give me your contact info and i'll lick your butthole

>okay new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

>post season 3 spongebob

>MY LEG

i refuse to have my butthole licked by someone less clever than me >;D

Any quote from a spongebob YouTube poop

But that's far from freeform jazz

10/10

i am going to find you and kill you.

> I order the food, you cook the food. We do that for 40 years, then we die.

FUCK

fuck nvm

this is literally from their movie

that woulda been obvious

>"Can I be excused for the rest of my life?"

>Psst, Squidward, I’m working in the kitchen… at night! Hey Squidward, guess what? I’m chopping lettuce… at night! Look at me, I’m swabbing the bathroom… at night! OW I burned my hand!… at night!

>We will dismantle oppression board by board. We'll the foundation of big buisness in half, even if it takes an eternity.

lel

wew

underrated

>“I have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right?”
>[Shouting] “CORRECT! “

>I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

Alone. Alone. Alooooooone. Alone.

ALONE. ALONE. ALONE.

ALONEALONEALONEALONEALONE

Eh, Squidward? Eh, Squidward? Eh, Squidward? Eh, Squidward? Eh, Squidward?

>That's not crazy talk! This is crazy talk! *gibberish*

>It all started when I was born.

lmao

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>Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets

>I'm ugly and I'm proud!

this is the best one holy shit

this is more accurate

>*jellyfish and Spongebob dancing*

>These are the stairs of learning