Friday night

>Friday night

Why are you here?

Its cold out

Why are YOU here?

I'm CIA

Why am I even alive?

I think that's the real question.

I have ascended to the level of "don't give a rats ass about anybody"

I do what I want

I've given up

ANSWER HIM

cant wait for the
>new year's eve
edition of this thread

I JUST GOT OFF WORK, I'M SHITPOSTING FOR A LITTLE BIT BEFORE SHIT STARTS HAPPENING FOR THE NIGHT

GAWD

Im a lowlife faggot who ruins any chance of having any good shit happen in my life

I uh


don't have any friends to spend friday night with

because i stopped caring about being social after my teenage years

No ones going out because we're getting together on New Years Eve

You're a big guy.

this

Because my buddy isn't off work yet so we can chill. Great thread OP

Really? Then why are you people here?

I'm supposed to do shit tomorrow but I don't feel like it.

You don't get to bring friends.

its cold outside, i dont like the cold. it gets everywhere

The club doesnt start bumpin' until 11:30. Everyone knows that.

For you.

I was asking you...

to infest Sup Forums with normies

Waiting for my big guy to show up.

They're not my friends!

Been there done that. So now I have a beer in my pajamas and relax.
Maybe watch the evening news and see all the normies who were killed by other normies that same night while they were out trying to impress each other

Admirable... But mistaken.

Speak of the devil... and he shall appear

i have a cartilage in my knee

I dont have any friends

>tfw drunk and tried to talk to a 10/10 on OkCupid
>tfw she responded and actually likes videogames n weird shit

FUCK what do I say

Ask her what her stand is on MOBAs.
If she likes them, then she's not the one.

"THEN SHOW ME YOUR BODY"

...

...and so I cut off both of his arms, followed swiftly by his legs, and left him there as a burning stump next to a river of volcanic lava. He was a good friend.

Watching westworld

>"hurr durr why are you here" meme

I just got here fuck you

Was posting in that thread last year. This year I'm actually going to a party with
>friends
I'd say I've become a normie, but this is the exception, not the norm, and I'll probably spill my spaghetti in a spectacular way

shady

For you.

I got off work. Rode with a friend to pick up my monthly meds from the hospital. Had a sammich and soup from a pretty good sammich shope.

My old kicked in and I wanted to go home to check for this thread and tell you about my epic evening.

I am here... FOR YOU ALL ANONS!

Broken shoulder

I push away every person that seems interested in me.

Dont feel bad. You could be me. 34, single, and your only 2 childhood friends you do stuff with BOTH work the weekends while you dont.

my weekends are spent alone at home on the computer or reading.