EPISODE VIII

Rumored leaks.

>Rey becomes Luke's apprentice, but often questions his teachings. Luke journeyed to the ancient Jedi temple on Ahch-To to find a way to defeat Snoke.

>Finn joins the Resistance and befriends a mechanic (Kelly Marie Tran). Leia is injured in an attack by the First Order in which Finn and the mechanic are left on their own, hunted down by Captain Phasma.

>A politician (Laura Dern) takes over the Resistance and advocates for negotiating a peace treaty with the First Order, declining to help Finn and the mechanic. Poe ultimately gets fed up and reclaims command of the Resistance in Leia's absence.

>Kylo Ren and the Knights of Ren are sent to Ahch-To to kill Rey and Luke. Rey and Kylo fight while Luke disposes of the Knights of Ren. Kylo is ultimately captured, and develops a bond with Rey, revealing something that causes her to have a falling out with Luke.

>Finn and the mechanic end up on a casino planed run by a "Man in Black" (Benicio Del Toro) on a mission for the Resistance. He appears friendly at first, but then betrays them to the First Order. When Rey finds out Finn is in danger, she forces Kylo to lead her to the casino planet. Luke refuses to follow at first.

>Rey and Finn reunite and find out Snoke is on the casino planet alongside numerous Force worshippers. They attempt to stop him and learn a secret relating to Rey and the Force.

>Poe leads the Resistance on an assault on the casino planet to rescue Finn and Rey. Finn is betrayed by the mechanic. When Phasma injures Poe, Finn kills her.

>Snoke attempts to entice Rey to the Dark Side and rejects Kylo over her. Luke arrives and confronts Snoke, who retreats. Kylo gets butthurt and kidnaps Rey, going off on his own to find the "middle ground" between the Dark Side and the Light.

>Luke rejoins the Resistance as Finn and Poe vow to find and rescue Rey.

>He appears friendly at first, but then betrays them to the First Order.
'Member Lando?

The only good part of that sounds like Kylo going off to become a Grey Jedi.

If this is true I would die happy. I was trolling my buddies saying kylo is going to be the hero. Plz let it be real

>s. Luke journeyed to the ancient Jedi temple on Ahch-To to find a way to defeat Snoke.
Wasn't Luke the one who fucked Snoke up in the first place?

>Kylo is ultimately captured, and develops a bond with Rey
>she forces Kylo to lead her to the casino planet
>Kylo gets butthurt and kidnaps Rey, going off on his own to find the "middle ground" between the Dark Side and the Light.

Reylo

And thus the shilling begins. Or began a few weeks ago.

Finn
Rey
Poe
Kylo

these names suck

I doubt the romance, but believe in Kylo's redemption.

>>They attempt to stop him and learn a secret relating to Rey and the Force.
Well?

>snoke
>Finn
>Poe
>phasma
>ach-oo

Who comes up with these shitty names? George did it way better and all he had to do was listen to his toddler make stupid noises

Sounds a hell of a lot better than that horseshit of a movie TFA was. I like the idea of Kylo becoming a Grey Jedi, and possibly Rey as well, in an attempt to bring balance to the Force.

>a casino planed run by a "Man in Black" (Benicio Del Toro)
>mfw I imagine it

It might be subtle

>Luke rejoins the Resistance as Finn and Poe vow to find and rescue Rey.

Why? I mean I get Finn and his eternal boner for Rey but why Poe? They've never even talked...

So what the fuck is Kylo doing during the climactic fight on the casino?

Popular theory is that Rey descends from Palpatine himself.

Kylo getting butthurt and abandoning snoke is everything i wanted from this movie, so this is fine to me

His own thing

Well yeah, Palpatine is Luke's grandfather.

>Not helping your bro rescue his waifu

Anyway this whole plot is retarded. Sounds like some fanfic kek
Do they really have nothing better to offer? Hope it will be fake.

>Ach-to
>Female politician taking over the resistance
>Phasma not summarily executed in opening scene for betraying the First Order
>Benicio Del Toro as the same character he played in Guardians of the Galaxy
>Casino planet
>CASINO PLANET
>The ultimate evil of the new trilogy coincidentally happens to be hiding out on a CASINO PLANET
>Token minority betrayal, this time by Asian because it's not cool to suggest black people and white women can be flawed any more
>Going full Twilight with Kylo

This, if it's true, sounds far worse than even Attack of the Clones.

Luke's grandfather is the Force

>"I don't need your stupid Dark Side! I'll start my own side of the Force! With hookers and blackjack!"

Sounds like Kylo.

>why Poe? They've never even talked...

In the novel Rey was all over Poe while Finn was in the medical room unconscious.

A female asian mechanic? You test the limits of what I'll believe, Disney

>Ahch-To

I refuse to believe this

>casino level

Nice

>With hookers
I'd watch a movie that's just Kylo breaking Rey down, until she's willing to whore herself out for him.

This sounds exactly like TESB.
Two main plots where the Jedi is in training and falters.
Other non-Jedi group hunted down be the Empire, finding a safe place where a minority dude is a charming leader who sells them out.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Palpatine is Luke's gay grandfather with the Force. Actually it was probably a threeway with Darth Plagueface come to think of it.

>casino planet

Will Rey attempt to buy out Darth Moe?

Rey has average height but with Kylo I bet he can throw her around like a doll.

Prediction: Rey isn't a real person. Luke found out how to will people into existence like Anakin was. The memories of being left on Jakku were implanted by Luke. Rey is Luke's attempt at creating grey Jedi. Instead of having to let Sith and Jedi battle it out for balance, he wanted to personify the balanced Force. So he used dark ass Sith magic to create her even though it was with the best intentions.

Kylo will become a grey Jedi through pain and suffering. Rey will come to it through fulfilling the hero's journey. They'll both arrive at the same place and the new trilogy will end with them achieving true balance of the Force.

>They'll both arrive at the same place and the new trilogy will end with them achieving true balance of the Force.

>literally implying Disney isn't going to milk this for at least 10-15 more years and a few more movies

hmm

very interdasting

I think I would enjoy

It doesn't have to end with balance. That's how the OT and PT ended. PT- too many jedi, sith brought balance. OT - too much empire, luke/vader brought balance by killing sheev.

Not to mention we're talking another 4-6 years from now. There will be more spin offs like R1 to take up space between main story movies.

Kylo = Fredo

Yep, sounds about right for Disney.

>Luke needs help to defeat Snoke
Dropped.
Snoke was so terrified of the guy that he built a weapon to blow up Solar systems

I can believe that

He's just so charming.

>Phasma dying like the 3rd rate minion she is
I could enjoy that butthurt from feminists for days after the nonstop wanking they did over "big strong womyn from GoT"

>finn gets cucked by his best bro and kylo
feelsbadman.jpg

Finn and the mechanic end up on a casino planed run by a "Man in Black" (Benicio Del Toro) on a mission for the Resistance. He appears friendly at first, but then betrays them to the First Order.

So Guardians of the Galaxy?

>Ahch-To
Act II

pftttt

>Rey becomes Luke's apprentice
gonna stop you there, buddy. there's no way I'm believing that.

What kind of lightsaber will Snoke wield?

Hovering unmanned lightsabers?
Lightsaber that softens like a whip?
Throws lightsabers like darts from his collection?

That's some top notch poetry right there.

>man in black on casino planet
>not black man who games on cloud planet

bravo, nolan

>a mechanic (Kelly Marie Tran)
>another ugly chic

why the fuck is this allowed? if they need an asian for the diversity quota atleast get a qt

They're not going to be that hackneyed this time. He'll obviously just use force lightning and telekensis like the emperor. They'll still rip something off but it won't be like George "I'm a 14 year old boy and i want to see someone fight with 4 lightsabers at once" Lucas.

>So what the fuck is Kylo doing during the climactic fight on the casino?
nickel poker slots

Crying, lashing out at random people and then getting beaten up by them.

I wonder if it will be as disappointing as tfa.
I was really looking forward to some epic prequel-tier meme's, but we got 0 results.

Nothing happened, not even to take the piss out of, like the prequels. Does it even exist?

I hope there are lots of hookers doing death sticks

"casino planet" sounds funny as fuck to me. like the whole planet is one casino? how would that even work? or is it a planet where there's just billions of TVs everywhere that play Casino and the natives talk like the characters? It just sounds so dumb. Is there a group of 5-10 people in some tiny office where they come up with planet themes? "Oh shit what if we do a roller coaster planet?!"

>Leia

Wait, they filmed it already?

Principle photog ended like two months ago.

>casino planet

luke is gonna use kinetic force ability to get red 5 everytime at the roulette wheel.

Wasn't there a level in Sanic called Casino Planet. That shit was dank, I hope the entire movie is just them playing slots and trying not to roll three Robotniks.

Roller coaster planet sounds fun desu. You can have a planet-long roller coaster

If I remember right they went into shooting sometime after TFA was released and after R1 started filming.

As it stands it was probably in post production when Fisher went to that big cocaine mountain in the sky, Disney is probably either pulling out the stops to do some reshoots and attempting to Paul Walker her off into the sunset or have a gaggle of writers locked in a room coming up with a way to write her out off screen giving her a good ending.

As it stands someone is getting yelled at for killing Han off in TFA instead of Leia.

>As it stands someone is getting yelled at for killing Han off in TFA instead of Leia.
Han dying is the only way they were getting Harrison Ford back. Well, that, and a small fortune. He wanted it since RotJ.

that's a lot of kidnapping and betrayal

>my kidnaps have doubled since the last time we met
>I give up, how bout I help you...just kidding! Twice the kidnaps, double the betrayals!!!

still someone is getting yelled at.

Its Disney so they always presume that if they can throw enough money at a person/problem they can get said thing to do what they want.

They should just make Episode 9 about Kylo Ren, Rey, Finn, and Poe saying "Fuck it" and getting revenge on everyone, because why the fuck not.

Revenge for what

Space Las Vegas

it's bullshit but I believe it because of all the estrogen, betrayals and kidnapping.

Sounds exactly like what they would do.

its ok, they can just cgi her ala rouge1
apparently...

Gold saucer, but a planet.

I think there was a Casino Planet in Space Hawks. It's fantasy sci fi stuff.

That's kind of one of the problems in sci fi. When you make interplanetary societies then you wonder why each planet doesn't have as much variety as our own planet does. It's always PLANET THE ONE CITY or PLANET THE ONE FEATURE.

Making it focused on one thing is a compensating solution.

Tell that to kanjiklub

Snoke on the planet sounds dubious.

Just be glad it ain't Snoke on the water

>Kylo keeps kidnapping Rey

LEL

underrated

>Kylo is ultimately captured, and develops a bond with Rey, revealing something that causes her to have a falling out with Luke.


What is it?

>Leia is made leader of the Republic after her predecessor's death
>Han is a retired veteran of the Republic fleet
>Luke hasn't been seen in nearly 30 years
>the lead character is Han and Leia's daughter
>the other lead is the child of Lando, and either a male or female depending on who is cast
>the other lead is a Stormtrooper, also either a male or female depending on who is cast
>dialogue for these two characters is very rough in the second draft
>Luke has no known offspring
>The Empire still exists in the form of a number of loyal galaxies and are in a state of cold war with the Republic
>The Empire is simply referred to as the "Empire," and the Republic is referred to formally only once, as the "Galactic Republic;" no "New" anywhere
>There are no Jedi whatsoever, and people still speak as if they are extinct, with Luke being "the last of his kind"
>The main antagonists are an older student of the Emperor, and his apprentice
>The apprentice takes control of the power dynamic between the two pretty quickly...
>The Republic are excavating ruins on a neutral world for a weapon; the world factors into tense negotiations the Empire have had with the Republic, and is referred to as the "Sith Homeworld"
>Loredump: In the script, the Sith are a couple thousand years old, founded by an ancestor of Palpatine called Ruin; the apprentice in this film also goes by that name
>the ruins within the Sith Homeworld are a control station; the planet itself is the weapon
>Luke saves the day at the end, but in a bad way; he has changed

Didn't Finn get his spine cut open? How the fuck is he going to have a proper side story?

Also this sounds fragmented as fuck, there are three stories going on here. This is either bullshit or they needed to replace finn with poe, flesh out the character. Then have finn recover midway through, put him with a side character that was fleshed out alongside poe. Merge both resistance + phasma storylines with the phasma part being once finn gets to cloud city 2.0.

This sounds like bullshit because weren't the three people who had read the script, telling everyone is was actually really well done?

Honestly, the info going around lately means that these "leaks" have a huge part of the intro missing. Primarily the one which says that they're going to do a flashback instead of an opening crawl, then do direct following of the last movie from there.

Also I swear to christ is they draw out the shit about leia, the movie will be cancer as fuck. This is why you don't get dusty fucks to be part of your franchise. Look at what happened in harry potter.

But this time rey kidnaps kylo too
they'll keep kidnapping each other through the trilogy

mfw this sounds so bad it's probably true

Spoilers dude? Next you're gonna tell me that there's a webm of Han Solo getting killed by his son.

There's no such thing as a gray jedi, there's only the jedi while siths are 'perversions' to the force

>casino
>Snoke is in the casino
lmao something about that is just so ludicrous. I can just imagine Snoke playing on one of the slot machiens and using the daaaark side of the force to win money to help finance the First Order. "every little bit helps, Kylo." chaching

>>>>Rey and Finn reunite and find out Snoke is on the casino planet alongside numerous Force worshippers. They attempt to stop him and learn a secret relating to Rey and the Force.

>casino planet

Hahaha so fucking fake

Can someone tell me how this literal baby came to rule anything

He's a minion.

He's only in charge of his own /fa/ crew.

>a casino planet run by an attorney (Benicio Del Toro) and his friend (Johnny Depp)

it's not unbelievable that a casino planet would exist. but it just seems like a very odd place for Snoke to be chilling. kinda reminds me of Rush Hour 2.

he's just a space Knight. he has military authority, but nothing else. his Knight of Ren brothers probably make fun of him and snicker as he walks past since he lost to a literal noob and a non-Force user.

He'll use a regular lightsaber, but then when things go south he'll activate his Bankai

Why does he wear the mask?

I hope Luke's first line is "Hello there!"

he'll use yodas saber

>Le Member meme
I want Sup Forums and Sup Forums crossboarders to leave

>Empire retread
when will they ever learn

>Captain Phasma dies

didnt she die in the last movie?

Grey jedi are the biggest fedoras in the galaxy. They only work in video games because whats the point of locking you out of fun force powers.

>be manlet
>but also be handsome

He got lucky.

>white men end up saving the day in the end

All is well in the cosmos.