He's watching the fight at home by himself

>he's watching the fight at home by himself

>he posted on Facebook where he's watching the fight with his friend

My friends from Sup Forums are here with me buddy, I'm not alone

>called hooters today because curious how much cover charge was
>cock sucker answers phone
>tells me its 50 fucking dollars per person
>audibly kek , say thanks
>hang up

Have fun getting jewd OP, and have fun being a sheep cuck that cant save money

> hes not watching it with the lads after a great bbq

>he's not

Way to go chad I hope Stacy fucks you on the way home, hah

;(

>he's watching the fight just as his kike overlords have told him

It's Sunday morning

It's 8am here in Japan and I just woke up and having some coffee in sweat pants. About to wake the wife up so we can watch the fight /comfy/ on the couch

>he watches "fights"

Awesome, you chaps can even watch the fight together.

That sounds like a comfy life user

>he watches two men in shorts dances around each other

Who /nogf/ here

I thought I met the perfect girl online but she was pretty different in person :-(

Yeah? Like having a dick kind of different?

that's exactly what I'm doing actually. cheers bro.

She asked me to rub her feet on the first date. They were nice, and perfectly painted, but I'm not that kind of guy.

Would you?

>he watches the fight
Fixd

Ew, footfags. You made the right call, user. Possibly even worse than her having a dick, Christ.

Yep im drinking alone too

Dakimakuras don't sleep mate

Those look too young user, I'm calling the FBI.

>sluts
>the girls are 13 at most

You have some major issues. I hope you kill yourself

I'm not watching at all unless I bum stream from someone on Sup Forums. I'm on vacation, if I wasn't I'd buy it.

I was planning on going to a bar with friends but I got a DUI last night and spent the night in jail. Feel like ass and hate myself so I'm watching it alone while eating shitty food.

hahaha

THIS
if you watch the fight you are encouraging the money grabbing shitshow that this is

same. shall be posting pics for the lads.

how do you like Italy i hope you didn't get robed by niggers

pls no bully

>not watching it through the bedroom window of your ex's new boyfriend's house

I'm in Rome, so its pretty safe
(I think). I like it here so far, seeing inside St. Peter's Basilica was astounding today. I guess it kinda smells here though, but I'm used to it since I'm in New York a lot.

>not watching it inside the house of her new boyfriend hidden in the corridor

how the fuck do you even get a dui in 2017? if you're too poor for lyft your dumb ass shouldn't be out drinking

> paying actual real dollars to watch two subhumans swing limbs at each other

combat "sports" are the lowest common denominator of garbage athletics

Yeah I know, not too poor, just too stupid

>you must be wearing THIS MUCH padding to play physical sports
Burgers.

>nigger
>house

why the fuck would anyone ever drive to a bar? what the shit?

> punching and kicking is a sport! hurr

subhumans

That flag, that sissy mentality

> this coming from france

l m a o

Post a pic of your wife

this

It definitely is and has been in every society. People like watching people beat each other up, its natural.

Nice Reddit spacing, kid

>not shitposting with your bros for the biggest fight of your life
friends will always be there

shitposting is not

Its not on until 5AM, watching it solo is all I've got

implying girls arent sluts by the time they hit double digits anyway

>not watching it with your bros on Sup Forumseddit

me bottom right

>Implying my frat didn't buy a ton of kegs and invite over a ton of sloots for the fight on a giant TV
;^)

>they've been tricked into anticipating an event that by all logic will be boring as fuck

>Paying $100, possibly more, to watch a (((fight))) that's gonna be over in 15 minutes
ISHYGDDT

>paying money to have friends
great

let the hype flow into you, my nigga. Don't resist it

We'll you won't be getting a good job for a while. Goodshit on ruining your life with a felony lmfao

It doesn't start until 12:30. What, am I going to be in an Applebee's past midnight?

In the UK you can only refuse to hire someone for unspent convictions (unless working with vulnerable people and even then only abuse convictions stop you). When you've done your time you've done your time innit?

>he watching it on Sup Forums alone but says he is posting from his phone with friends

DUI isn't a felony

sloots will be leaving left and right once they see the fight isn't exciting after the first 32seconds

>getting distracted by normies
"enjoy" the fight.

It literally is though.

>in the UK

1) the guy saying he got a dui was american
2) no one gives a fuck about the uk

>paying 100$ for a BLACKED boxe show

I'm not trying to argue with you, just adding to the conversation.

t. Never went to college

Or

t. GEED loser who parties in small ass apartments

Hahaha you deserve it you worthless piece of shit

Go back to /reddit/ muhamed

>Basically, a first offense DUI is a misdemeanor in all 50 states and the District of Columbia. FindLaw

story?

She had these huge tits man. Like you would never believe. Huge knockers.

classic newfag shitter, kill yourself

why don't you just go yell at people in the street you weak cunt?

Do you actually believe that anyone enjoys that kind of shitpost? Are you satisfied with yourself after posting something like that? I'll never understand it. You can't think its funny.

yea i'm not paying $20 cover to a watch it at the pub

>he thinks any good company would hire someone with a dui

Le el

I've got options, but they are as follows:

1. Pay $30 cover and stand in a crowd in downtown bar
2. Go to buddy's and watch on stream, probably get frustrated when it fails
3. Have a few beers and catch a stream while shitposting at home.

I feel they're all kind of shitty options, tbqh

How sheltered and underage do you have to be to think DUI is a felony?

Whats wrong with 3? Comfy.

>he skills and connections are so shit tier he can't get a job because of a traffic violation

t. Nigger

Bitch I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about whether DUI is a felony.

Damage control at its finest

A friend of mine was recently involved in an accident that involved a drunk driver. The drunk killed 3 people and my bro is in a coma fighting for his life. You should feel bad you inconsiderate faggot.

>Whats wrong with 3? Comfy.

Lack of bantz and betz and the excitement of watching it in a crowd (although you know it's gonna be a boring tiki-taka fight with no excitement at all -- that's my worry)

Maybe I'll rustle up 3 or 4 guys and we can all bite the bullet for PPV while we drink cheaply at someone's house.

>Maybe I'll rustle up 3 or 4 guys and we can all bite the bullet for PPV while we drink cheaply at someone's house.
Sounds like the best idea, its what I'd do if not for the fact its on at dawn.

In my case it's a misdemeanor because I wasn't too far above the limit and wasn't speeding or anything.
Still gonna fuck up my chances of getting a job.

no skills and a shit degree at its finest

Good. You deserve it.

is driving a part of your job? unless you need a security clearance nobody gives a fuck unless you are a shit candidate

I unironically hope you kill yourself

I graduated Northeastern and work at AIG lmao. Don't even bother applying here you won't get the job with a dui

Don't worry, he will eventually

No pubs open at 04:00am mate.

post any proof of that

>Watching the fight at all

My thoughts exactly anytime someone brags about being in a frat

>post personal information on Sup Forums

Kek

>so retarded his thinks proof would require personal info

quit larping bitch