Met Czar Nicholas II and Rasputin

>Met Czar Nicholas II and Rasputin
>Witnessed the last execution by Impalement
>Served in WW1 as a highly decorated officer
>Got a Medal of Honor
>Patricipated in the Landing of Normandy and was personal friends with Churchill, Stalin and Rommel
>Got a Knight's Cross of the Iron Cross
>Later assigned to MI6
>Confirmed to have assassinated at least 6 communist spies
>Played in a viking metal band
>Spoke all the relevant languages in Europe

Is there any actor or even a person that is more based than Mr. Lee?

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He was a big guy

>starred in prequels

>>Met Czar Nicholas II and Rasputin
uh what?

any proof he did all that shit?

...oh

and he did most of that before being even born. can't top that.

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from 12:10

a shame he never did an audio book of the whole lotr trilogy. his version of the children of hurin is amazing.

I don't think you understand the concept of time , Christopher Lee.

>It turns out his experiences in warfare came in handy in the filming of The Lord of the Rings, when his character Saruman was stabbed in the back by Grima Wormtongue in a scene that was not included in the theatrical release. As director Peter Jackson explained in the movie's DVD commentary, he tried to get Lee to scream as he was stabbed, only to be corrected. "Have you any idea what kind of noise happens when somebody's stabbed in the back?" Lee said he asked Jackson. "Because I do." (For the record, it's more of a gasp because "the breath is driven out of your body," according to Lee.)

he was married for over 50 years. cucks and degenerates BTFO

You forgot

>Lead troops during the Battle of Berlin
>Was an helicopter pilot during the Vietnam war
>Helped Nelson Mandela escape prison
>Worked on the first Macintosh with Jobs and Wozniak

Fun fact: pic related, it's him

I remember reading all about how Christopher Lee fought Napolean Bonaparte at the battle of Waterloo in history class

trippy stuff man
hard to believe he went on to star in Attack of the Clones

Really hope 2016 doesn't claim him at the end

he'll be fine

TIL hot meal christopher lee thanks herbit dennys breakfast lol

>forgetting that he was the first man to step on the moon

Don't forget that he also invented the big mac.

>Played in a viking metal band
I actually read from an interview that he produced quite a few tracks for Burzum and was really close friends with Varg (who actually was a big fan of LoTR). There are some crazy theories that it was actually him who killed Euro and Varg just took the fall for him.

hurr durr

>forgetting that he flew the last helicopter out of Saigon

gentlemen, we are witnessing the birth of a new meme :^)

Those facts are literally all over the internet, how have you never heard about them before?

Pic related, even 9gag has made images about it

>forgetting that christopher lee himself invented this meme decades ago

>even 9gag has made images about it
go look at yourself in the mirror, wash your face

Christopher lee developed an infalible method to get dubs in every post

>>Spoke all the relevant languages in Europe
So just English then.

Checked

so did I

Check and checked

AHAHA

well done brother

You have to go back.

The meme magic of Christopher Lee is real

wtf I love christopher lee now!!

well you should

made me think

shieeeeeeeeeeet

If even half of that is true it's amazing.

He was also the first man to successfully navigate The Challenger Deep in snorkeling gear

>Played Count Duku in the Star Wars prequel

on 1 breath of air

Always love this fact

haven't seen him for a while, what's his latest kino?

>Contrary to popular belief, Lee did not have a vast library of occult books. When giving a speech at the University College Dublin on 8 November 2011, he said: "Somebody wrote I have 20,000 books. I'd have to live in a bath! I have maybe four or five [occult books]."
>He further admonished the students against baneful occult practices, warning them that he had met "people who claimed to be Satanists. Who claimed to be involved with black magic."; however, he himself had certainly never been involved: "I warn all of you: never, never, never. You will not only lose your mind, you'll lose your soul."

Wait... what?

Christopher Lee is the new Patron saint of Kek

>Came from Austria literally right after WW2
>Moved to another country
>Counldnt speak the language
>Became the GOAT bodybuilder
>Became a self made millionaire by 21
>Mastered his own English
>Became the greatest action star of all time
>Married into American Royalty
>Held office for the 6th lergest economy on planet earth

He's taking a sabbatical to research a new interpretation of Dracula. Any day now he will rise from the grave.

>Came from Austria literally right after WW2
>Moved to another country
>Counldnt speak the language
>Became the GOAT bodybuilder
>Became a self made millionaire by 21
>Mastered his own English
>Became the greatest action star of all time
>Married into American Royalty
>Held office for the 6th lergest economy on planet earth

Meant this

Can we turn Lee into the new Chuck Norris?

>Mastered his own English
That was kek

He wasn't old enough to have served in WWI. He wasn't even born when the war was going on.

go back to réddit

Half of all that first shit is complete bullshit. He was born in 1922. He would've had to be born in 1900 at least be alive to experience that.

idk but I'm loving this thread. needed a laugh today.

+1 I really liked this comment.

And he knocked out Iron Mike.

For you

This desu

Arnold is honestly the GOAT human who has ever lived

>That time Lee could have taken out John Wilkes Boothe, but didn't because he didn't like how Lincoln played fast and loose with the constitution during the Civil War.

Jesus Christ, Lee.

He really is going to rise from his grave isn't he?

>once bragged about beating a salmon to death
>assassinated Hitler's cat

>800 years and still going strong

here's to you, Sir Chris

TIL When Christopher Lee auditioned for the role of Saruman in "The Lord of the Rings" he only had $11 dollars to his name. When the cast got their paychecks, the first thing that Ian McKellen bought was a car. Christopher Lee bought a hot meal.

based time travelling Lee

>TIL When Christopher Lee auditioned for the role of Saruman in "The Lord of the Rings" he only had $11 dollars to his name. When the cast got their paychecks, the first thing that Ian McKellen bought was a car. Christopher Lee bought a hot meal


c'mon that's bullshit, Ian McKellen is too old to drive

>participated in normandy landings, assigned to MI6
>got a wehrmacht medal

wot

I hope he doesn't die soon

hello red'dit

that man's name? Albert Einstein

What a cuck

forgot

>had shit tier """comeback""" doing d-grade dadflicks and shilling for mobile games

>>Met Czar Nicholas II and Rasputin
I'm going to go ahead and allow that.

we don't need your permition, fuckard