OFFICIAL COWBOYS vs RAIDERS PRE GAME / GAME THREAD

Get in here bros

Cowshits will go 8-8 if lucky.

No Zeke the abuser= no playoffs for dak the zeke babby

Bet you wish you had Wentz now...

While dak is a check down babby, Wentz actually hits deep patterns

First for based carr

>Philphy fan THIS obsessed with Dem Boys

>tfw can't watch the game because everyone else wants to watch the fight
Fucking hate my roommates. Can't even watch part of it because muh pre-fight.
TYBC for these digits

Where in Texas are you guys all from?

is this a pre-season game or what? i thought the season doesn't start yet

Mesquite.

Turkey

>obsessed

Stay delusion, cowfuck.

Hope you enjoy the basement.

Even the deadskins are scarier than your memeteam is.

Your defense couldn't stop the waco high lions.... Yet alone an nfl offense.

Watch it online, cowspic.

Not a hard concept to figure out.

Raiders suck

That's all

>cowspic
>even said TYBC in the post
I thought it was just memes that Philadelphia fans were retarded.

>Iiterally seething

I genuinely feel sorry for you, Igglesfag.

Lets hope for a good injury free game :^)

Eagles are hot garbage you mad faggot literally worst than the redskins

DEREK CARR
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I sure hope so, I have had enough with injuries for a lifetime. GLHF :^)

does carr wear eyeliner

>carr throwing that pass that far back

Lmao

>>>>>carr

dak about to prove his alpha-ness

Fuck Stream is kinda behind

#FreeZeke
#FeedZeke

Oh boy here we go

Dak baiting defenses into false starts like a pro.

Easy run for a 1st down. Commands the pockets and gets easy running space.

time for dak attack :^)

what stream? hate that i have sunday ticket with preseason black outs for out of market. fucking retarded. im stuck with rams chargers.

Sportsarefree.xyz

>This Raiders "defense"

Fucking kek

FEED
ZEKE

thanks man i appreciate that

ZERO OWLS

Dak got eyes in the back of his head now.

Damn, Shoulda been a sack

Okay I have always wondered this. Why do defenders kind of twist their body when they are tackling a runner by the leg (this twisting the runners leg)? Can't that cause an injury? Is that what they are trying to do?

it's the easiest way to get someone on the ground

Automatic

COWBOYS SCORE FIRST

DEM BOYZ >>>>>> POOP ON A STICK > RAIDSHITS

LMAAAOOOOOO

>just stopped the raiders offense
>eagles fans literally have to live through their division rivals

Wow... this post is sad...

Oh thank God, a stop

How? I would think it would be easier just to pull their feet out from under them. Why the twist?

>elite
>can't even score a touchdown on the Raiders bum defense

EXPOSED

These cowboy announcers are annoying.

Jason Witten is a first ballot HoFer

The Raiders have a pretty decent defense though. If anything the Raiders offense should be ashamed for not being able to get any points on the suspect as fuck Cowboys defense.

How old is that dude anyway

>giving away your strategies to a team you will play in the regular season

Better than those fucking Jews who wouldn't shut up about money

>Derek Carr isn't perfect throwing right now

Time to post my copy pasta

>Be Derek Carr
>have the best pass protecting offensive line in the league
>Be the least sacked starting QB in the league
>have a bunch of weapons around you and solid all around on offense

yet despite that

>one of the worst accuracy ratings among starting QBs
>Most intercept able passes thrown by any qualifying QB
>still hasn't posted a league average YPA
>below average QB Rating every year
>6th highest Failed Completion Percentage in the league

And this dude is the highest paid QB in the league? lmaoooo

LYNCH

>Decent
As a Raider fan you are wrong


>"interceptable passes"
>"QBR"
>"Failed Completion Percentage"

MUH SECRETLY CODED PROPRIETARY STATISTICS.

You see this is the Devil's work, don't you son? He creates secret formulae that twist reality and turn you away from Based Carr. And when asked to show his work and show how he created his formulae, he waves and wiggles and weaves to hide his deception. Because without deception, the Devil has nothing to steal the hearts of men, he's just a mean ole dog on a chain.

But there's good news, son. Based Carr was sent from heaven to guide you out of the darkness. That anger you feel, son? Based Carr can take that away from you. He came to earth and shattered His fibula for all our sins. He healed His shattered fibula to rise once again. And He will take you into His heart, if you will only take Him into yours.

>someone was so bootyblasted they typed this

Ahahahhahahahhaha

Better than the fucking cowboys defense

Damn Tiki came up in here with straight fax.

I don't think a Raidnigger can ever recover from this.

>DEREK CARR IS ONLY GOOD UNDER CIRCUMSTANCES I DEEM FAIR

FIRST DOWN BABY

GET WASHIGTONED

Where the fuck is Jaylon Smith at?

ANTHONY BROWN

You see. Dak wouldn't have let that ball sail like that

>Muh stats
All that matters is if he gets a W at the end of the day, doesn't matter how he gets to it.

Derek why you tryin to kill WR's

>that loud coop chant in Dallas
Lel

Goddamn that 73 is Huge

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

>raidniggers STILL can't refute these damaging facts about their QB

cowboys defense getting exposed by a shit qb

COOOOOOOOOOOP

he's gonna ball this season

Because he is not a good QB

>nothing matters but something I do not possess
Retard logic

cowgirls are fkn haunted by cook

oh (You)

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESHARD

Cook ate that hit like nothing

RICHARD, THE PINBALL

Lee wut iz u doin

God Richard is good

>This Cowboys "defense"

Fucking kek

REEEEEEEEEEESHARD

I may be a retard, but I trust my instinct instead of numbers that can be slanted to fit whatever narrative the person wants to push.

>statistical proof Carr is overrated
>ignore it into oblivion

Someone get these Raidniggers their meds.

Rodney "west coast pop blockin" Hudson

>Cowboys jumping into the neural zone

SHOOK

>my opinion is right despite evidence
Nice argument!

>implying Carr is inaccurate
He likes to throw it where only his guy has a chance at it.

>this mentally ill avatarfag is still posting after being banned multiple times for avatarfagging

>>my opinion is right despite evidence
Now you understand.

Boys defense as shoddy as I remember

Carr baiting defenses into false starts like a pro.

Easy run for a 1st down. Commands the pockets and gets easy running space.

LMAO AND COWBOYS FANS THINK THEY CAN MAKE IT TO THE SUPER BOWL WITH THIS "DEFENSE"

Cowboys let them have that

TOUCHDOOOOOOWWWWWWWWNNNNNN RAIDERS!

TOUCHDOWN RAIDERS!!!!

>missing a extra point
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

TOUCHDOWN RAIDERS

AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

TYBC

>Scoring FGs instead of based Touchdowns
>Dak "the memer" Prescot

Carr not only is the superior #4 but the Alpha QB on the field as well

OH GET THAT #2 JERSEY OUTTA HERE, #2 IS FUCKIN CURSED

MISSING an extra point. Sad!

>3 days
whoop de fucking doo, nothing important happens 3 days after a game anyways

damn it giorgi

>missing a PAT
>Raidniggers

LMAO

LMAO Zeke averaging 3 ypc. Fucking trash.. And these cucks spent a first round pick on that shit.