What do you think when you see this flag

What do you think when you see this flag.

I want brutal honesty

Red is a commie color

Swedish and German tears.

But we suck at football.

christmas present

Autism, really

Best nordic country. A bit dissapointed how many of my danish friends hate trump but w/e not the end of the world.

"What country is that?"

Legos

Must be Opposite Day or something

Best Scandi country, but rooms for massive improvements.

Hasn't Denmark been used, over and over, by Democrats as a fairytale example of how your country could be?
Not that I agree, I think it's fucking retarded to compare a nation of 6 million to a nation of 300 million

The cristiansgarden bro, and the dank. Also beautiful womyns

pretty cool flag but needs some redesign

One of the most cucked countries on the planet

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This guy

Golly gee, a lot of things desu

The flag alone:
>Worst scandi flag
>Austria rip off

The country behind it:
>Best scandi country
>Very similar to the Netherlands, in a positive way
>Did some cool stuff but became irrelevant
>HOLY FUCK YOUR LANGUAGE IS SO CONFUSING IT LITERALLY SOUNDS LIKE DUTCH BUT YOU CANT MAKE OUT WHAT THEY SAY

Nordic.

Denmark is used as an example only by DUDEWEEDLOL, to the point I stop listening the moment Denmark is mentioned.

Imperialism.

It's the worlds oldest flag you cunt. Everybody else copied us.

>Austria rip off
But dutch bro, we were the first nation in Europe to get a national flag. Austra ripped us off.

Anyway, I took a boat trip around Holland once, and I could read your newspapers if I put in a little effort. It's like a fair mix of german, english and danish.

Scandinavia

The least cucked scandi nation?
At least you told rapefugees to gtfo

Yeah. Just remembered everyone here being pretty confused as to why Weedman was mentioning us at every fucking given opportunity.

The least cucked of all the Scandinavian nations.

Albeit, still pretty cucked. As that certainly isn't saying much.

My favorite country desu
>Legos
>Hot blondes
>Vikings
>Generally very redpilled
>Anti-EU
Heja Danmark

fit nordic birds being done up the arse by dirty fuck mudslimes repeatedly ..eww

Based Holland.
You guys have awesome canals, and pretty architecture.

No, you're thinking of the yellow and blue one.
Most of our chicks are very redpilled, and hate mudsharks.

Tuborg, hvergang.

Red hot dogs, flatness and windmills

???

my first thought was I think that's switzerland
then I remembered the cross is supposed to be more centered so I think that makes it denmark

i think of my danish friend who's dating one of my polish bro's.
She's cute but a little tumblr tire like tunnels in ears, tattoes, posting butt on instagram but she's ok.
But she told me that a couple of weeks ago she experienced sexual assault by two mudslimes in Copenhagen when she was returning from a concert. Lucklily some guys helped her and that ended only on groping not something worse.
I told her to move to Poland

Why are Swedes pure cancer?

What happened to them?

Why are Swedes so cucked?

What happened to them senpai?

Is it true by the way that migrants in Denmark got free train tickets to Sweden?

There's actually a very direct explanation;

During WW2 Sweden was neutral, as you probably know. This made a bunch of danish "freedom fighters" use them as a dumping ground for jews, by sailing our jews over to them, in small rowboats in the middle of the night.
Now, in return for their safety and freedom, the jews took over media and government in Sweden, and are currently dismantling the country from within.

Socialists happened, guilt over the killing of Olof Palme.

Öl

Cuck losers who lost to our Swedish masters.

Haha, how are things Faroe?

I heard that the queen visited recently.

A

FUCKING

CROSS

also lego

Boring design.
Nice place.

This pissed off redpilled swedes.
Out of over 200.000 rapefugees, Denmark took in roughly 10.000 and send the rest to Sweden.
And yeah, it was free of charge, we just needed them out.

they are red, they are white, they are danish dynamite.

You found the flag somewhere here.

The flag is aesthetically pleasing and it has a very cold look, which is fitting. Looking at it really gives me a feeling of sitting in a Danish harbor on an icy day.

Danes themselves are for the most part extremely cucked, however, and everything in that country is hilariously expensive. I have lots of respect for the history of the Danes and their Jute forefathers were instrumental in the genesis of my people so hopefully you lot will manage to unfuck your shit and make Scandinavia great again.

My last game of Vicky 2

Didn't even your king put on a yellow badge in solidarity to the evacuated jews? kek

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Almost switzerland

legos

I love Denmark, and I love the Danish.

To me you are my brothers and sisters, that goes for all nords.

Skyrim belongs to the nords hurrhudurrr

first thoguht

I would like there to be a country of a combines Denmark and Netherlands called nedermarken.

Then rule the world together.

Enjoy the flag

No need to thank us

could other Germanics join

Nah that whole thing turned out to be a legend.

But we did send some of them to Sweden.

King Cunt

A lot of alcohol infused parties in summer

It's a cheap price to pay. And goddam I am glad I work for a company that sells to denmark and not sweden.

Yes maybe, but later though. We have to start small, then maybe try to uncuck sweden and germany.

Thanks bro, if we had not needed to convert your asses god would have never given it to us.

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If you can prove that you are no longer the jews of the north then i am all for it.

We should get Norway in on it too and create the best country/union in the world.

We could just take Norway back, like we used to whenever we got bored.
We have to let them keep their flag though, they are really fucking fond of it.

Bikes, because socialism has made it difficult to own a real vehicle

Brothers, great culture, beautiful grills

>jews of the north

where did this meme come from?

Most articulate and beautiful language in scandinavia!

>If you can prove that you are no longer the jews of the north then i am all for it.
I think we have proven that enough during WWII

Iceland must join to. Is there a lot of oil on greenland territory btw?

Hansa?

Der er et yndigt land

>Is there a lot of oil on greenland territory btw?
Massive deposites under the ice, but Murica got their eyes on it, which is why they keep insisting on having several military bases on the west coast of Greenland

Best Nordic/Scandinavian country. Bring back the Kalmar Union!

We already know that Canada is one of the most cucked countries on the planet, stop reminding us. Next!

Needs more immigrants

The only reason Austria's flag isn't older is because of Austro-Hungary. The dannebrog was first officially used in 1307, Austria's flag in 1230

My first thought when I see that flag is "Denmark".

Two big bits of bacon and two smaller bits of bacon

Well you have played both sides in just about all wars Denmark and Sweden has had.

And you are/were great (((merchants)))

Great history

Best Scandi country

I want to visit

Ice cream and bicycles .

>Implying this is a bad thing
If there's anyone capable of destroying their enemies it's jews.

>It's the worlds oldest flag you cunt.

No it's not, it's the world's oldest CONTINUOUSLY USED flag you retard.

>Everybody else copied us.

No they didn't, retard. I still love you though, Denmark. :P

that's because we didn't want one of you becoming too powerful because the baltic trade was our moedernegotie (mother of all trade). Germanics can trade too :^)

i confused it with norway and austria. denmark in general just comes up as white and with good cookies

tiny and whiny, like your mother on my cock

> tfw banter between our countries nowadays seems to be shit

Legos

Former overlords, please take us back. Independence was a mistake

Forst thing that comes to my mind is "Switzerland"

Really? I thought you guys were doing great?

Thats what i mean.

I love denmark

I don;t really know why

Strong patriotism, royalism, distrust of our current government and hate for the EU and other undemocratic regimes

you guys to redesign that flag

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Best country on earth. Kalmar union when?

I WILL DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL!

Its a shame how little danes learn and know about our colonies, former and present. Most people dont even know that we had Iceland not too long ago and most people never think of the Faroes or Greenland.

We should promote more unity in the danish reich pham, it would be easy as fuck

Hot lika tomma som stadskassan.