>Watching the accountant
>guy is autistic as fuck
>hot girl who is interested in accounting flirts with him for no fucking reason
>same shit happens in Mr.Robot
does Hollywood constantly think that autistic guys are constantly beating back girls? Do they realize how unrealistic this shit is?
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He's fucking gorgeous. It makes total sense.
Stay mad OP.
If an autistic guy looked like Ben Affleck or Rami Malek, then yes, he would have girls constantly flirting with him for no reason.
How does one improve his looks so that they resemble one of those two people?
Also is Rami Malek actually good looking?
>does Hollywood constantly think that autistic guys are constantly beating back girls?
It's more common than you might think. Some autistic people are attractive. Girls can't tell someone is a robot just looking at them.
go back in time and make your mother fuck a guy with better bone structure
>>>hot girl who is interested in accounting flirts with him for no fucking reason
he's really tall, good looking, and he's wearing a suit
dumb fuck
>>How does one improve his looks so that they resemble one of those two people?
lift weights for years, get lean, get a good hair cut, wear clothes that fit
the rest is up to genetics
how many years do i need to lift before I stop looking like a dyel
at least two years of solid commitment without steroids
Okay. Will do. I need to learn how to dress correctly.
>be autistic
>be attractive
The amount of vagina that has been thrown at me is unconscionable.
Women are quite literally twice as aggressive as the grill was in this movie.
It's really not unrealistic in the slightest.
If you are good looking, girl's talk to you.
Period.
Also note how the autist doesn't actually fuck the girl, which I can attest to, is also realistic.
It's annoying to be honest, girls immediately build you up to be this super normie dream guy who is super cool... sure I could get laid easily but watching the light go out of their eyes as they get to know you is really shitty
>Anna Kendrick
>hot girl
>thanks user, I needed a really good laugh tonight
>do they realize how unrealistic their fictional movie is?
gee, i dont know
He's weird-looking, but yeah, he's very attractive
>women flirt with handsome men
Colour me surprised.
what makes them hansom?
>man with glasses
>handsome
I'm fat and silly and have been in a relationship most my life.
you know autist is just another pc word for retard right? Get real with yourself dude.
My friends tell me I remind them of him. I am 6'2" and I guess good looking enough because girls still do throw themselves at me. It is actually spot on except that she kept throwing herself at him. Eventually girls usually give up.
this is the average autistic guy in hollywood
not nearly as unrealistic as the fucking end of the movie, shit
I am balding so I keep it clean shaven and while I think it looks fine I have shit luck with girls. I am also 6'2'' and black with a masters degree.
I also have aspergers though but girls never throw themselves at me
>hot girl
>rat like features
I feel bad that she is impressed by a Jackson Pollock. It is just a meme painting
cuz movies r written by screenwriterz
honestly i thought movie was a solid 8/10
anna kendrick does so much cocaine
The brother thing was stupid. The second part of the movie was stupid.
>tfw the subtitles spoiled the Brax thing to me
FUCK FUCK FUCK
women don't give a fuck if you lift if you're ugly, it's why /fit/ are all angry confused virgins. girls literally only care about face + not fat + confident and not awkward personality
I thought the ending was pretty nice with them finally making up over the death of their father, but I can definitely agree that it felt out of left field and a little forced.
ben is a damn good looking guy and she's average looking and it makes perfect sense .
also she was just trying to make a conversation with a dude she was gonna work with, thats basic workplace socializing not flirting .
well they can if he's ugly but other then that yea
formulaic hollywood garbage
according to hollywood autists or people with dissorders are superhumans when in reality are semi functional retards
shut up idiot, that part sucks. Also why the fuck the 2 brothers turned into maniac killers when their father was a respectable militar and a good role model (I presume)
>face + not fat + confident and not awkward personality
Actually just gotta be confident
>according to hollywood autists or people with dissorders are superhumans when in reality are semi functional retards
have you ever met an engineering student?
>shut up idiot, that part sucks. Also why the fuck the 2 brothers turned into maniac killers when their father was a respectable militar and a good role model (I presume)
the father was CIA.
This, if you're Chad, it doesn't matter. You can be autistic, spastic, non-functionally retarded.
This. My step-dad is a fuck fat and he's banging my mom who is literally a solid 8/10 because he's a confident motherfucker.
I've found that body trumphs face most of the time. Thats why you see so many ugly stupid fucks with hot gf's. They are shallow like us and want a hot bod to fuck.
Got a decent face, trying to get a decent body now.
Rami Malek is fucking ugly and the cock sucking whores on Sup Forums that worship him need to realize this.
Basically being born as a hot dude. There's no other way other than plastic surgery.
>I've found that body trumphs face most of the time
i disagree but i'm pretty good looking, getting fit didn't change much aside from the fact that i get compliments on my face and my body now
attitude is most of it imo
He had cheese in his pockets.
That's why she got near him in the first place.
Gouda or Brie, i suppose.
lol, when will neckbeards lern
Mr.robot is the most overrated piece of trash. The writing of that show is horrendous.
>black
theres your issue
kys and pray to god you get better rng for the next life.
>muh oppression:
>Elliot has a good job
>E-corp = Evil corp (bravo Esmail)
>shit he hacked me, got to sanitize
>literally cashed up to buy a new motherboard every week
>muh morphine addiction
>i forgot to hack today
>wheres my mind cover
>dude, ddos attack
>tongue my sis
>bud, I'm my own father
>literally kicks women out of apartment
>girlfriend supplier
>childhood cuckold friend
>boss takes you in private jet
>pet dog
>good apartment in city
>not starving
>not a cuck, yet
>fuck society
I just pretend s2 doesn't exist
speaking of whihc, someone please tell me S3 won't exist?
>im pretty good looking
>attitude is most of it imo
what did he mean by this?
If your below average looking there is no hope.
No amount of confidence will matter at all ( i mean actually ugly, not the average looking idiots who have shit haircuts and dress like retards and complain).
being good looking just gets my foot in the door, my attitude is what keeps them wanting to stay.
i can't help anyone with that though, it isn't an act or practiced or anything like that, women just like me when i'm me.
i think my attitude part is fine, just the first step your talking about is impossible when your extremely ugly.
well i certainly can't disagree there, but i would say that even if you're ugly, putting effort into your appearance will still be noticed and appreciated, sort of like when you see a fat girl with really good hair, teeth, and makeup.
Like this?
Autism is fucking brutal.
Hats off to the mother and family.
>does Hollywood constantly think that autistic guys are constantly beating back girls? Do they realize how unrealistic this shit is?
not really the right type of autistic + good looks generates interest
when people say autism here they generally mean asperger's not full blown rain man shit
i was very satisfied.
attractive robot here, in middle and high school people thought I was either playing some 4d chess or low key gay because I "flirted" with all the girls but dated with none of them.
I did not flirt at all, they just threw themselves at me and I never figured out how to move from them hanging on me to making them my girlfriend.
One day at the end of sophomore year, one girl decided that I was her boyfriend and she took over my life, told me everything I was supposed to do: "ask me out to prom" "buy me a corsage for the dance" "take me out on a date here" "this is when we kiss" "you should write me love letters"
etc etc
Long story short (too late) I have married her (she told me to propose and how to do it), she decided that I needed to go to college, which I hadn't planned on doing and that I was going into IT, I now have a BS in information systems and work as a systems analyst.
She hasn't stopped telling me what to do, which is good as I am pretty lost most of the time. My original plan was to go into the military since nothing is ambiguous there, having her run my life is a superior solution I think.
That's similar to my experience minus the happy part at the end.
Lol what? Rami is ugly and looks like a frog.
Well I feel like an alien surrounded by people I don't understand.
I understand computer systems and to do what my wife says.
Although I feel like her 15 year old self snatching me up is akin to just randomly grabbing me up out of a raging river right before I went over a waterfall.
I found out way after the fact that she had stalked me for about 6 months before she made me her boyfriend. She said it was incredibly easy since I did literally the same thing every day.
Her intention was to impress me with how well she was able to meet my needs via intuition or something, but she learned that I was on the spectrum. At which point she knew that she just had to swoop in and take over.
Although she does anticipate all of my needs before I even know what they are. The leash she keeps on me is very comforting.
Not sure where your story diverges
he's a qt p2t
He has a very masculine jaw.
He's buff and handsome.
You can be an asshole or a complete weirdo and girls will still pursue you if you have these attributes.
It's funny because Affleck is way out of Anna's league
Seriously though she's 5 feet tall, has no tits or ass and her face is a 7 at most.
>had my roomie's ex-gf come to my place
>we were alone in the place and I didn't even know she was there
>she knocks on my door, I'm in my boxers, a shirt, playing Skyrim and setting up to get drunk alone
>we hang out in the kitchen where I make fun of her and leak my autism multiple times
>an hour after meeting her, we're in my bed and she's on top of me telling me to take her bra off
If you're attractive or unknowingly confident (seeming), you can say and do pretty stupid shit and still have sex with pretty good looking women.
Become a frog
>her face is a 7 at most
you are going to live and die without ever having made a meaningful decision on your own
fuck that is depressing
you are like a unit in an rts game, she clicks on you then clicks the chapel and hits enter and so on
Because he is an outside consultant who is basically like a rockstar to accountants, they work and are passionate about the same thing and it doesn't hurt that Asslick looks great.
She tried talking to him once and it ended awkward and they wouldn't have started talking again but when savant discovered missing dosh and got all agitated she also got excited and got closer.
For mister robot I guess it were drugs which made him outgoing enough for her to get interested at a time and then they just got stuck fucking or the girl had an I.T. fetish.
user, she made me take a philosophy class in college.
there I learned that none of us truly make meaningful decisions.
It is. If she was just some regular girl on the street you wouldn't look twice.
I kinda hope this is bait. If it is, well done dude.
But if it isn't, know that other user is correct, you're living a depressing lifestyle (or what any normal human being should consider depressing at the least). It's weird to live a life entirely comfortable knowing others will make decisions for you. Being comfortable with "being on a leash" is subhuman by design. Yes you can argue about "true freedom of choice" all you want from your one philosophy class (ding ding bait bait), but you seem very comfortable living a life where you show up, plug in, do as you're instructed, unplug and go to sleep.
Hey, honestly? If you're actually comfortable with that, good for you. You're happy being as simple as one can be.
I would, but I am a horny fuck
Yeah the troll was that I actually took 3 philosophy classes for my humanities requirement to graduate, stuck to mostly ancient philosophy.
In reality what would I want to do? Shitpost on forums all day about my one or 2 autistic interests that I have that day, I can hold a lecture on language acquisition, american history (revolutionary to civil war), WW1 & 2 battles, tactics & strategy, history of rock music, the history of the English language, the different varieties of English, etc (30-40 more topics at least).
My wife preventing me from perseverating on useless knowledge has lead me to learn a 2nd & 3rd language, travel to a few other countries, eating at upscale restaurants (several Michelin star), attending the theater (about to go watch some chinese ballet thing) and major sporting events.
Just cuz you aren't flying the plane, doesn't mean the trip is pointless.
>what would I want to do?
Well, that's not for me to decide it's, ideally, for YOU to decide what YOU want to do.
>I can hold
Do you really do all of that? If so how is it decided? By you? (seems not, based on what you've said) By a dean of some sort? Are you Indiana Jones now?
>useless knowledge
Interesting, what do you perceive that to be? Seems you consider language a useful knowledge (or perhaps your wife does and says that is good for you?). Are you the type to say all fiction is worthless? Even it was something like The Forever War?
Just gotta say thanks for making me think a bit and god bless your innocent troll heart, I had fun
>bragging about being a degenerate
I hope you got herpes
>i sucked tits while you wished your sis would put out like porn says
I didn't man, but thanks! Might even see her again in a couple weeks, wish me the best!
>There's no other way other than plastic surgery.
that almost never works. there's like a 99% chance you'll turn into mickey rourke and only a 1% chance you turn into billy bob.
I hope you knock her up and get JUSTed for 18 years.
Now get the fuck off my board you fucking normalshit.
>normie because a girl finds me attractive
Hey man /r/incels isn't real life, you know that, right?
>hope you knock her up
Ey whoops not gonna happen fammalammadingdong. I'll be here reading just like you, only I had a chick obsessed with me, and you watched BvS.
>get the fuck off my board
This isn't /r9k/ bro, take your pathetic shit elsewhere.
>reddit links
>bro
>girls attracted to him
>having sex on a regular basis
OUT OUT OUT
>all of this
NO NO NO
Don't you get it? I'm here to stay. I'm not an outside force; I'm you but not a fucking loser.
normies are here to stay nerd
enjoy your no gf
>having sex makes you not a loser
This fucking guy
>Well, that's not for me to decide it's, ideally, for YOU to decide what YOU want to do.
I literally told you what I want to do immediately after asking THE RHETORICAL QUESTION.
>Do you really do all of that? If so how is it decided? By you? (seems not, based on what you've said) By a dean of some sort? Are you Indiana Jones now?
I know I can hold a lecture because I have given guest presentations for upper division courses and lectures for freshman level courses.
>Interesting, what do you perceive that to be? Seems you consider language a useful knowledge (or perhaps your wife does and says that is good for you?). Are you the type to say all fiction is worthless? Even it was something like The Forever War?
I mean useless in that it only is for my own enjoyment and no other reason, I would be equally happy memorizing pi beyond 300 spaces (I'm currently at 238).
user, are you sure it isn't you that has the autism?
I make plenty of mundane day to day decisions, for instance I decided to stay up late and post on Sup Forums tonight. But those are trivial.
While my wife does cook me 3 meals a day every day, so I do not really pick what I eat, that doesn't mean I can't tell my wife that I am choosing something else.
And actually thinking about it, here is an instance in which my own self gives me less choice than she does, as I would eat the same meal, every meal all year long if it were left up to me, and my wife varies the food options on a monthly basis.
Affleck is handsome though, women will approach you if you look anything like him.
Now this is autism
the question you should be asking is where can
YOU find an attractive autistic girl to take advantage of?
Yes, I never hid that fact.
>THE RHETORICAL QUESTION
Jesus man I wonder what real fights in the house are like. Provided any of this is real (still so far convinced) you never told me what you wanted to do, you said you wife was making all of the decisions. Understand how that is different from what YOU want to do? We still don't know yet (but best of all, neither do you.)
>I know I can hold
user, you never answered it though! What are you saying here? That you have the potential??? Great! But you've never done it, or you've never said so anyways. And from what you've said you're on a leash and STILL haven't said anything about what your wife says about this vast array of knowledge you have. We're all dying, family!
>that entire response to >Interesting
I asked you what you (and I guess your wife) considered useless knowledge, a topic you brought up, and sure enough, you mention nothing. Then say I might have autism (lol).
Seriously don't know your end game here, just make it clear. We're wasting each other's times so let's go.
What's your primary language? It's clearly not English.
8 minutes and that's your horrid response? Christ I hope you're another nobody.
there's this thing called "unconventionally attractive"
>Hot girl
He answered your questions, you're either retarded or you're the one trolling.