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succy

someday we'll all have gfs

NASA is the biggest film industry in the world, not Hollywood

tfw no brit bff

already have one

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Doubt it

Hate the sound of the teabag rubbing off the inside of the cup when I'm drinking it
*shudders*

Listening to some of Bradley Walsh's music

sometimes feels like i'm only person peeping it up in brit but good to see u here, guy has potential to really go places

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Yes

lads going to get back in touch with my old friends from uni who i haven't talked to in 2 years.

any tips?

If there's 'no smoke without fire', could it also be said that there is 'no poo without wee'?

>NASA is the biggest film industry in the world, not Hollywood

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let's be real lad unless u ghosted them they probably weren't really interested in staying in touch with u

no because fire emits smoke.

Need a good kino to watch in a bit.
Suggestions?

this bitch is fiiiiine as helll

i ghosted them

i have no excuse really. i'm just a prick who cannot be fussed with friendship, unless its obligatory.

Ohrid more like PENGhrid

konno hikaru

not a complete sperg
not bad looking
not dum
don't even have issues chatting to girls about normie stuff

yet I'm an unwilling virgin haha

Walk up to Isenfluh where there's a great view down the valley to Interlaken

Yes but when you have a poo, wee more than often follows

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Lauren Southern was born in 1995 and grew up in British Columbia, Canada, but currently resides in Toronto. As a journalist, she has travelled across the United States and Europe.

Anyone want to guess how many men have spunked inside her?

big if true

Got absolutely no idea if I would be considered good looking

either underage or liar sorry mate.

'The petits bourgeois have no taste, it's a phrase we often use, though we're well aware it's racist.' (Michel and Isabelle constantly indicate in this way their 'distance' from the ways of the older generation of the gran bourgeoisi perhaps especially when speaking to a sociologist, albeit a friend's sister.) Isabelle's parents, provincial industrialists, are more severe or less tolerant: 'About the petit-bourgeois phenomenon-provincial clerks who fill their gardens with gnomes, windmills and similar rubbish, Mummy used to say, "It's outrageous; making things like that ought to be banned." It was terribly authoritarian, really fascist, whereas we spoke up for everyone's right to have their own tastes.

Come to the USA and I can change that

less than 20

goddamn. i thought he was made up by norm macdonald

guessing he's not as bad as described in this

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Very little chance I'll ever have sex or get my life on track

She just has that brainless binty look

I know that I'm not.

I actually know someone that shagged her.

post pic and i'll tell you, the odds are against you though considering:

1. you would know through constant positive reinfrocement about your looks
2.you wouldn't be posting on fucking 4 chan

by far best pic i've seen of her and i hate pink hair

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23 and dead serious

not a bender sorry yank
But I would like to move to the USA, we pay engineers fuck all and I'd easily be earning double what I do here for the same job

Honestly my life is pretty good in all ways apart from intimate relationships.

If I could stop my brain from wanting them I'd be right where I want to be.

probably 25

look at this building

whats your gut feeling...
deep down we all know our mate values, even if we don't publicly admit it

just made a cup of tea

fewer

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what now?

i mean unless u never left the house vast majority of

>not a complete sperg
>not bad looking
>not dum

people would have had offers of sex and "not being able to talk to girls" doesnt cut it unless you are are super sperg which u've said you've not. So think either you're lying and u're acutally ugly/autistic etc or you are very rare breed who has never left the house

you need to be more assertive with women 2bh.

here's a tip: look directly into their eyes, and think 'what a fit bird, i wonder what she'll look like on the tip of my cock'.

don't bore her with normie talk too much, flirt a little.
you: do you like football
her: yeah
you: do you play?
her: yeah i used to
you: ah so you've got nice legs then?

^ this sort of playful banter stuff

and don't be afriad to touch a girl - i don't mean like feel her up, i mean just like basic physical contact, first subtley and then gage from there whether its welcome.

other thing is - if she's not into it, you're infinitely better off for finding out straight up instead of wondering whether she likes you or not. literally no shame in rejection provided you don't do anything that breaks the law or causes your peers to treat you with scorn.

Christ I hate Milo.

not with that attitude. get out there and make yourself great

*this post paid for by the make america great again campaign*

look at this one

i couldn't care fewer

tell a lad with no friends in the town he moved to how to shag a girl, bear in mind I have never even kissed one

why? he's not even relevant now

Lads.
London Lads. Not you northern APES.

Did you know many pakis in school?
And I don't mean just brown people, I mean literal "British"-Pakistanis.

I'm just thinking back to my friends and none were pakis.
It's a London comprehensive school and I had friends from Turkey, Cyprus, Kosovo, Portugal, France, Algeria, Bangladesh, China, Russia, Germany, Italy, Nigeria, Cameroon, Senegal, Jamaica.

But no Pakis.

But Pakis are one of the most common groups of people that we have.

Why did I not have a single paki friend?

Do they go to their own private schools?
I know pakis are far more conservative than their muslim peers.
The Bangladeshi, Turk and Kosovans I knew drunk more alcohol than I did and I'm fucking Irish.

Where were the pakis?

and then?

make friends.
do some extra-curricular activity like a class - find friends or women there.

if you're in a big city like london, literally just walk up to random girls and chirpse them.

do the hokey cokey

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i have a strong conviction that i will eventually date and then marry lauren southern

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Think I might be black lads.

*puts my left leg in*

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pooing and bumming and willying and wanking

Ah yes, the runt guide

I'd rather be alone that have to do those things

actually less was correct

Send me a picture of your cock.

that is literally what getting a girl is about unfortunately. its about being a shameless deano.

i hate it as much as you, but women go for men who make fools of themselves.

>Go to loads of social things
>Know loads of girls
>Know that they all find me unattractive and undesirable

So what's the point of it overall? Just bein near them only makes things worse.

15x too few retweets and 20x too few likes than it should have

not convinced you ever interacted with a girl desu

I'm legitimately terrified by intimacy and I know that it would probably make me feel worse than being single.

If someone shows that post to your 70 your old, still virgin self when you're on your deathbed you'll cry yourself into the grave lad.
Don't be so proud, it'll leave you miserable

*draws the prophet muhammad*

can post op trannies even urinate properly

Pride is all I've got though.

the virgin post

have same problem lad just gota accept we were born to suffer.

t. 28 dateless virgin

I think this is fake.

you can make yourself a lot more attractive to women even if you're ugly by crushing it in other areas of your life. hence why you can see some 300 pound balding fat guys with hot girls because they have a lot of money and can give their gfs a steady supply of free cocaine


you're thinking inside of the box, break free

had loads of sex
you're all losers

cringe

2016 was such a brilliant year- not just in political happenings, which were entertaining and brilliant, but also things in my personal life worked out really nice as well

2017 feels a bit...eugh. it's not that bad, just feels a bit of a let-down after such a good year

They piss all over themselves. So just like women really.

Try hanging around new groups of people that don't instantly refer to your as the runt of the social litter. It'll do wonders for you la'

Wouldn't want a girl who is into those anyway.

When a woman becomes a man what do they make the penis out of?

Then you've truly got fuck all. Scrap that and start again

That just happens naturally though.

How the FUCK is it august already
I am not joking
What is happening oh my god

they just stick a dildo up there n glue it in

only thing I do outside the house other than work is the gym and I don't talk to anyone there, problem is I've been going there for months so can't suddenly start being sociable

tried to be all alpha, cheeky and spontaneous with girls and whilst it didn't really go anywhere.

was all beta and emotional tampon to this girl who was just using me for attention and who kept saying she saw me as a brother, and managed to shag her a lot of times.

mental that.

boogie's alright lads! he just got out the surgery

Neither worked for me. I guess I'm just legitimately too ugly.