I'd just remake something like the Thing, except you never see the monster for real...

I'd just remake something like the Thing, except you never see the monster for real, so you never know if it's real or if they are paranoid whackos.

That's a movie idea, but whatever, I only have the one picture.

wow, that's awful.

Bump

A comedy about 2 dead guys called Bored Stiff. They are also lovers and there will be heavy petting in screen.

A tv show about space mining which is actually a critique of 21st century movie studios and hollywood in general.

With a man and a man sharing a bed on an asteroid. Alot of heavy petting included.

Sup Forums anthology series

A married depressing guy tries to get his friend to bang his wife. After he manages to convince, the husband becomes obsessed with finding other men to fuck his wife and all different types of races.

A dragon ball live action tv show

A show about a group of heroes in the future from around the world banding together with unique abilities to fight off a robot invasion and eventually becoming a specops group of the UN until its two leaders destroy the base and now they have to pick up the pieces and try to save the world again.

An unnamed character with no background awakens in a jail cell only to be freed by a mysterious knight. He travels the world bonfire to bonfire with the end goal of resetting the cycle so the world could have just a little more time.

A Game of Thrones section of the Westworld universe. Call it Game of Robots or something.

Seth Rogan and his gang are food who smoke weed.

Detective/crime show but the twist is that every episode takes place in a slightly different dimension/alternate reality. The only true constant in each episode is the protagonist himself. There's tiny little differences everywhere and it takes a while for the protagonist to pick up on them and figure out what's going on. Some differences are merely a subtle change in scenery, some have slightly different pasts (i.e. the protagonist ended up not capturing a culprit, or one of his friends died, or his alternate self died, etc).

Monkey tennis.

Makes no sense dead people can't love.

Literally porn

Dragonball z sucks

Could be good.

A show about faggots posting on a forum

Yeah and in one world red lights mean go and green ones mean stop. Haha get fucked detective

An historical drama based loosely on Magellan's circumnavigation of the globe. Main characters die as the journey progresses, new ones take their place now and then, and the audience is left to wonder who'll be left alive once the ship finally returns home. Interspersed with supernatural elements, but nothing over the top.

The man in the Iron Mask turns out to be the Doctor and King Louis XIV is the Master

Also, the burning couch turns out to be just grandpa

a group of teenage girls that hunt monsters in and around a small new england town

A fool on Sup Forums creates a thread where they expect people to offer up potential money-making story ideas but discovers all too soon that the concept itself is just as fucking stupid as the OP happens to be.

>bank it, motherfucker

William the Conqueror biopic
conflict between being a ruthless commander and butcher and a pious man. Like he sends an army of men to charge at Hastings and slaughters Harold himself, then goes right back to Matilda and builds a monastery, then does it again. The whole film is his conflict between being a religious and holy man and being a trained and well-oiled killing machine. Matilda (his wife) can be juxtaposed with the cousins he grew up with (William fitzOsbern, Roger de Beaumont, Roger of Montgomery). Matilda is depicted as an almost saintlike figure while his cousins depict a darker temptation on William. It could also explore the origins of both sides to him, how his father died on a pilgrimmage, his upbringing and protection by his great-uncle (an archbishop), while at the same time he was constantly on campaign for most of his adolescence, and was afraid for his life from people trying to overthrow him in his childhood, making him cold and self-dependent.

My ideas are already a million times better than anything you dweebs could come up with. Literally no point in stealing. You could try post an earnest idea, but if you try you'd have to face the fact your ideas are shit. So better just stick with ironic ideas to preserve your fragile psyche.

A Kramer-like supporting character invents an irony machine, which does everything except being ironic.

I-I thought my idea was pretty good

It was okay but doesn't seem like something I'd watch.

A CIA agent attempts to secure the loyalty and retrieval of a nuclear scientist, who is also sort after by a mysterious masked vigilante

Subtle.

Westeros World?

For you, perhaps.

2 Americans and one Russkie enter the Zone and shenanigans ensue.

Lots of Russian philosophy, operators operating operationally, depression, vodka drinking, geigers ticking and subtle comedy.

It's like Burn Notice but with Heists / Crimes instead of Spycraft.

Medieval Fantasy show following a woman who is a mage who has just reached adult age. She is a cheerful, determined and extremely virtuous/moral person.

The antagonists of the series, a group of ethnic minority bandits attempting to cause the kingdom to fall into civil war so that they may take the territory they believe is their own kill her family and destroy her hometown. Meanwhile her best friend is captured and sold into slavery by them as well.

She survives the attack relatively unscathed because of her powers but this and another series of terrible things that happen to her completely reshape her worldview until she is a ruthless and sadistic avenger who wreaks havoc on all she perceives as evil, but especially these bandits in particular.

Meanwhile in a secondary plot the leader of this fracture movement is deposed in an internal overthrow and the new leader, our secondary protagonist, seeks to alter their long term strategy to be less about random undignified violence and more about targeted violence.

Both of these happen across season one.

Season two would be the two attempting to outwit and outsmart each other whilst the kingdom itself tries to stop both of them. It would come to a final end with a duel to the death and the heroine will lose the fight but the leader will refuse to kill her, instead capturing her and attempting to persuade her of his cause.

Season 3 is this dynamic where the bandits continue their war against the kingdom whilst the heroine is dragged around from town to town, camp to camp, fight to fight. However all efforts to persuade her are undone when her missing enslaved best friend is killed during a raid and she happens to see it. She breaks out a few days later, at the climax of the show, killing the leader, several of his top lieutenants and other random grunts just before the royal army attacks them and wipes them out.

A life long dildo manufacturer gets kidnapped by Level 3 civilized Culture. He's tasked with bridging the gap between this ancient culture and barely industrialized planets. It's a comedy/drama with Nathan Fillion as the protagonist.

The Brendan Fraser show. Just film his day to day life. Like just imagine his jilted reaction to a waitress bringing him the wrong food and he doesn't want to complain but he realizes he can't afford the new dish so he has to bring it up but the waitress asks him what the big deal is if he likes the plate, and he has to admit he can't pay it and she doesn't believe that he could have paid for either meal and tells him to just get out.

A well known supporting actor in a famous sitcom destroys his stand up comedy career with a racial tirade.

It's called Ghost Town, and I'm trying to get some money together to make it.

In a world where ghosts are real and co-exist with the living, a small town in Oregon becomes a halfway home for paroled souls from hell.

The show focuses on a young writer who's forced to move back with his parents, who are both dead, and his interactions with various dead dictators, serial killers, and cult leaders who are trying to rehabilitate and assimilate back into purgatory. And at the same time, finding his own place in the world.

It's probably going to go nowhere, but I believe in it, and to get this done and shopped around to a few studios would be amazing.

Make all the ghosts of famous black people white and if anyone bitches just say:

>all ghosts are white everyone knows that

A hero is defeated by overwhelming odds, but as he lays dying , losing his sight, and losing his mind, an amulet imbued with the love of his mother and the love of another activates. It cuts his life into pieces. Now he can team up with different iterations of himself, such as old man hero, childhood hero, and teenage hero. Alone, they are all weaker l, but if they work together they can win. I call it Last Resort.

A show about NOTHING.

This already exists in movie form, it's called Clerks.

>mfw jerry and Larry both say it's BT a show about nothing.

Fuck off.

A live action version of a typical anime. Everyone is a pedophile. Sup Forums will love it

a show where a guy finds out he's stuck in the reality of a shitty cop show