*walks toward you*

*walks toward you*

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*teleports behind you*

>runs away really fast yet somehow the slow moving retard still ends up in front of me

*it's a hologram*

I just want to take a moment to say Kane Hodder is a retard who should have just played the fucking part and not brought any of his "HURR JASON WOULDN'T KILL CHILDREN OR HURT ANIMALS" bullshit.

Jason killed Tommy's dog in IV, there is precedent, you're just a fucking stunt man, not an actor.

The Friday the 13th game looks pretty cool.

ChCHCH
AH AH AH

neganposting really died down, didn't it

>best girl dies first

REEEE

>normies in my woods again.
>mummy tells me I get many GBP for removing them.
>I can hear them starting to do the nono hug.
>Gonna get so many tendies after this one

2 > 3 > 1

why would jason's mom pay him in pounds they are american

These movies confused me so much. Couldn't you just walk at a slightly faster pace than Jason and never get killed? He never runs. So it's so fucking stupid to hide in a shack or a house because he will find you, why not just walk in grandpa fast steps and he will never truly catch up until you're in a safe area? Couldn't you just walk to a police station and say a crazed serial killer is after you and wait it out? Especially in the later films where Jason is a known presence? Weird.

*unsheaths machete*
grahwahnabrrr ... hahhh

NORMIES
OUUUUUUUUUUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Woah you need to like chill

Jason can teleport instantly from anywhere in the Crystal Lake area.

*teleprots behind you*
mask u sumn

*uses psychic powers*

So can't you just keep running then? Like a jog to condense stamina. Surely it's better than hiding like a dumb shit.

You'll have to stop and sleep eventually.

How big is the lake area? What if you sprint fast as fuck to your working, non piece of shit car that actually starts up instantly as soon as you put the keys in without dropping them 15 times, and then you drove away asap? Would he teleport inside the *moving* car? Is thst allowed

He would probably teleport on the road in fron tof the moving car to make you run over him, lose control and hit a tree. Then the chase restarts.

i'd just get a suit of armor and kick his ass since all he uses is that machete

Does he have absolute situational awareness regardless of where he is? So what happens when he's killing somebody else 3 miles away while you're driving the car away? Does he somehow know where you are and where to teleport despite not physically being aware of your current presence?

is jason king of the NEETs?

What are you talking about? Jason ran literally all the time.

Only when you're being chased. If he's busy killing someone else you can probably flee without triggering a teleport chase. That's how the new game works.

>be a teetotaler incel
>he doesnt kill me

feels good

He kills incels in the movies tho

*has sex with you and then follows you*

Okay, so if he's not chasing you you get away easy. If not, you run him over and crash the car, but also injure him long enough to start running again. By then you've easily made some good distance from the lake. Why not just sprint away the rest of the path through? Then like I said you're out of the lakr and get to a police station as soon as possible and tell them everything

Hmm, I havent seen them all but I thought he just killed "bad" people akin to the drug using premarital sex having camp counselors that let him drown.

Is Jason X kino?

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>injure him

If you try to run and break his line of sight he will just teleport again.

So, how close can he teleport to you? From what angle. This is confusing , I would just keep running then jog to maintain stamina and not look back until I'm out of the area.

He only seems to spare children, adults get macheted regardless of their sexual habits

when did he not kill children or animals

Jason waits until you slow down to teleport behind a tree or something to close the distance. If you triggered a chase you will never be far enough that he can't teleport to get to you.

>I thought he just killed "bad" people akin to the drug using premarital sex having camp counselors that let him drown.

Fuck Scream for starting that maymay. Almost every "final girl" has sex or does some sort of drug at some point during the various movies.

Wow
I remember watching this when it came out and not liking the mask and costume as much as the original. But holy shit is that mask bad.

The video made me laugh though, gonna have to rewatch it

Then never stop moving. Surely the lake is not that fucking big. The paths are not that narrow to where you couldn't avoid him enough to keep up the pace.

You all are gay

Ive never seen any of the scream movies, are they worth watching? I assume I know the gist of the first one from watching Scary Movie

The best way to get him off of you is to cross your path with someone else and let him chase them. Then he will lose awareness of you.

Shut the hell up

Are you new?

I like boobies

trips=honest answer
scream 1 was a great slasher asl ong as you dont take it very seriously. By that I mean its super cheesy but its intentionally cheesy, its kind of mocking the horror genre but still being a decent horror movie ?????

I've never watched a Jason movie. Should I? Which one is the best?

The first one is a pretty good self-aware parody of slasher movies, which is why I always found Scary Movie to be kind of redundant. The second one has Home Alone 2/Die Hard 2/Hangover 2 syndrome, where it's basically the first movie again beat-for-beat, just in a different setting. I haven't seen 3 or 4, but I've heard 3 is terrible, and 4 is pretty ok.

For my money, 1-4 are the best, and they start getting kind of silly after that. 6 and 7 are pretty good too, if you want zombie Jason.

Dick move but fuck that I would do do it

Part 6

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Manhattan, the dog

Jason is a chump

niggas, who would win between Jason and Michael Myers?

Freddy Krueger

Freddy was always the worst

But he would win

Jackie Chan

If you're going to watch only one, then go with part 4. It's objectively the best one and there's a recap of all the previous films in the beginning.

Jason is superior in every way, it wouldn't even be fair.

ok, and is it on par with all those horror classics like nighmare on elm street, halloween, evil dead this kind of stuff?

*trips over*

That makes me thinking..

Is there a porno-version of Friday 13th?? Like Jason could go around and penetrate the babes and his mom could do the same.
Is there a pornoversion of halloween/nightmare/hellraiser?

*tips fedora*

>fedora wearing pedophile lashing out at the people who hurt him

Is he /ourguy/?

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>He never runs.
He fucking runs in Part 2, 3 and 4