Is there a more cucked man in the history of Star Wars?
>puts his all into the first film.....ends up getting dubbed over in post
>puts his all in the ESB...ends up injuring his knee
>learns that Darth Vader will finally be unmasked in ROTJ...the producers let him think it'll be his face under the mask until the last moment where he's replaced again with Sebastian Shaw
>trains to so he can play Vader again in ROTS....Christensen ends up wearing lifts and playing the role
Dude should have known he was just hired because he was tall and not because he can act.
Brandon Long
You also forgot: >"He helped train Christopher Reeve for the role of Superman in the 1978 film and its sequels after lobbying for the part himself. In a television interview, he related how his response to being told "we've found our Superman" was "Thank you very much." Only then was he told that Reeve had been chosen for the role and he was to only be a trainer."
Brody Thompson
>isn't allowed at conventions to this day lankets btfo
Jordan Brown
Kek. Stupid faggot shouldn't have leaked the ending of ESB then. That's what happens when you fuck with Georgie.
Christian Richardson
He wasn't bad looking back then.
Dylan Reyes
>can't act >is a huge blabbermouth who gives away spoilers
No.
Charles Bell
Story of my life
Jaxson Green
>Darth is, in fact, his long-lost father >Darth is Man, they really should've stuck to Darth being his name rather than making it a generic Sith title.
Ryder Torres
Wait. How could he have known the twist? I thought George always said it was a closely guarded secret and only he and Kasdan knew.
Landon Perry
I think Jared Leto takes the cake as Joker
>Films over 30 minutes of footage; joker beating to death a security guard, joker beating to death someone with a bat, extended footage of joker and harley's first kiss scene where it is not cut down like a freakin music video clip, deleted scene where joker tells his henchmen jonny frost to not kill harley.
>His entire performance cut down to only 7 minutes
How can you not feel sorry for this guy who put so much dedication into his role and we will never get to see his full performance.
fuck him and his shitty cuckold/Ace Ventura version of the Joker
>PLEASE MR BLACK BULL FUCK MY GF RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW >HONKA HONKA!
Hudson Perez
Fucking manlet I swear
Gabriel Stewart
Probably fucked Marcia. That's the only thing that could explain his weird vendetta against him.
Hudson Allen
David Prowse was not well liked by the cast but especially by Lucas who thought he was an arrogant loud mouth prick. Nobody trusted him enough to keep the secret of Vader's identity during Empire as they knew he would leak it, so they gave him dummy lines instead. Also Prowse moaned like a bitch over him not being allowed on chat shows to promote the movies alongside Hamill, Ford and Fisher as well as not being allowed to profit from wearing the Vader costume himself at events. He would also play hardball during contract negotiations for ESB, and didn't sign right up until a few days before filming. The man is a total prick. But then so was Kenny Baker who also used to bitch about Lucas and the rest of the cast. Fuck em, fuck em both.
Christopher Adams
>lanklet mad he'll only be used as a breathing props if he were to join the production of a film ayy el lmao all male sex symbols are 5'9-5'11, literally the perfect male height
Lucas Mitchell
>>isn't allowed at conventions to this day this sounds like bullshit. you mean he's not invited to speak at conventions, because it's assumed no one would know who he is? or because he has no interesting stories, perhaps.
he's still immortalized on a video from probably the rest of human history, even if they don't show his face. history will remember his name, which is probably why he doesn't give a fuck.
Samuel Cooper
Fuck you Jared's Joker is exactly how the Joker should look and act.
He's literally a lustful selfish demon who lives in riches.
Leto described the Joker as "The Devil" and he is right.
Hudson Walker
Gotta speak louder I can't hear you from up here
Brandon Lopez
>Nobody trusted him enough to keep the secret of Vader's identity during Empire as they knew he would leak it, so they gave him dummy lines instead.
Doesn't seem like it worked.
Xavier Fisher
>reveals the truth about Darth Vader being Luke's father in a backpage interview a year before ESB comes out
missed a big reason why
Logan Gutierrez
Jared it's new years eve what are you doing here
William Clark
Star Wars would not be as successful if David Prowse was Darth Vaders voice, my man.
Thomas Anderson
get those ears checked buddy
Isaiah Jones
No it did work, nobody up until the very first screening knew anything about Darth being Luke's father. Prowse would have leaked that shit to the press months before if he could. The man is twisted and evil.
Jordan Morgan
The script that he read aloud had something different.
This had to have been published after that scene was recorded and during or after JEJ did the voice over.
Christian Bailey
look at the interview, it was 2 years before Empire Strikes Back and he revealed it.
Adam Howard
Sebastian Shaw is still Darth Vader to me, with eyebrows too. I always liked the idea of him being a kind old man hidden behind that evil mask.
Owen Williams
>How could he have known the twist? Because he acted in the fucking scene?
Leo Edwards
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Lucas Morales
That shit never happened btw. Prowse had no idea who Vader really was up until the movie opened. And then he went on to bitch about not being "in" on it.
Gabriel Wright
>The man is twisted and evil more machine than man
Christian Torres
>Go home and get your fucking voicebox
Robert Lee
Tiny image for a tiny poster
James Cruz
theres a rumor that the script he and everyone else in the cast was using was changed so he said "Obi wan killed your father", to keep it a secret from everyone except James earl jones
Isaiah Perry
>someone actually got mad enough at manlet jokes to make this Lel
Dylan Perez
>image advocating for manlets >image in tiny
Almonds activated
Camden Cox
no one awards the medal of honor to a soldier's jacket
The line he voiced was different than the actual line. David Prowse actually said all the lines Darth Vader has. And the original line is "No, Obi Wan killed your father".
Grayson Nguyen
Well played
Justin Lewis
Wow, never seen that shit before. No wonder Lucas didn't trust the prick. What a fucking tool. Lucas should have fired his ass for that. That explains why when the actually filmed the scene they fed him the line "No, Obi-Wan killed your father".
Caleb Cooper
>>puts his all into the first film.....ends up getting dubbed over in post This was always known to everyone working on the movie >>puts his all in the ESB...ends up injuring his knee ok? who cares >>learns that Darth Vader will finally be unmasked in ROTJ...the producers let him think it'll be his face under the mask until the last moment where he's replaced again with Sebastian Shaw again, like his voice, his face was never to be used. He is only a strongman meant to look tall. >>trains to so he can play Vader again in ROTS....Christensen ends up wearing lifts and playing the role he could barley stand up by this point, let alone act >>is apparently an all around nice guy >>isn't allowed at conventions to this day cause he is a cripple
fuck off
Hudson Brown
You heard the man.
If you're under 6'0 don't even reply to me
Isaiah Howard
Yep. Only Lucas, Irvin Kershner, Gary Kurtz, Lawrence Kasden and Mark Hamill knew the actual lines. Prowse was deliberately left out of it because he was such a massive wanker.
Anthony Sanchez
/fit/ was a mistake
James Richardson
>Prowse probably wasn’t aware of Vader’s paternity shenanigans. When it came time to film Vader and Luke’s battle on Bespin, the script called for Vader to tell Luke, ‘Obi-Wan killed your father’; James Earl Jones’ real reveal was dubbed in later.
Nicholas Mitchell
I met the guy when i was younger, nice bloke, in the UK he was known as the Green cross code man.
Is this a real article? The spacing is a little off and the newspaper/magazine it's from is never mentioned. Retroist.com is mentioned prominently though, I don't think there's a version of this image without that site plug.
Also how would he known that far in advance if they kept him out of the loop? How would he have known that the movie would be released in May of 1980 if shooting hadn't even started yet? How would the possibility of them being father and son even exist in 1978 when they were still working on the "Splinter of the Mind's eye" version?
Josiah Morris
He called me a cunt when I was only 7 years old for asking for his autograph. He was horrible in real life.
Gavin Jenkins
? He was mocking the guy for saying she was attractive.
Carter Richardson
In case anyone is wondering, the reason David Prowse was dubbed is the same reason Arnie was dubbed for German audiences....
"Foind a noice space between two parrrked carrrs."
It's from some fan magazine. The release date was probably known well in advance. As far as him knowing the twist goes either that pic is fake or George's stories about it being a closely guarded secret that only a handful of people knew were bullshit and everyone was in on it right from the start.
Christian Price
>some fan magazine what was the name of that magazine >the release date was probably known well in advance why would it be, they were still planning on doing the made-for-tv sequel at that point.
