Please sir let me in, I haven't eaten anything in days, I'm all alone and so hungry…

>please sir let me in, I haven't eaten anything in days, I'm all alone and so hungry…
>wat do?

how dirty is your underwear?

don't forget the socks.

Screw the underwear I want to sniff her as directly from her asshole.

I tell her I will feed and shelter her like a queen provided she agrees to sit on my face and give me a hand job while I smell her no doubt ripe unwashed fragrant anus as often as I please.

don't be gross dude

Take off my pants

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ass or grass no one eats for free

but of course my lady, allow me to cook you up some eggs

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>You don't have to say anything but you do need to eat these eggs

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Let her in while putting my arm around her shoulders. Give her some food, ask if she wants to talk. Excuse myself, set up a hidden camera in the bathroom, then tell her she can take a shower/bath. Give her some clean clothes and take her dirty ones. Smell them heavily and cum on them before sticking them in the laundry.

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Does she show pit hair in this?

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Jesus lad, so lewd straight of the bat...

i got a nice white protein shake for you

and its non dairy!

This.

I ashamed at the disgusting comments. Sad

Do you think thats funny? Its not!

>MOOOOOOOMMMMMMMYYYY!!!!!!!!!! MAKE A NEW BATCH OF TENDIES RIGHT NOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

In the forest, things escalate quickly.

Ywn rough house sersha

Chain her up and put her in my improvised rape dungeon, where she will remain my sex slave until a younger wench makes the mistake of knocking on my door

Too late user

What is this and why are two rednecks trying to rape a little girl in the woods?

Get some help dude...

her tits are too small to pull off that dress

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fat

Wait wrong one

Her tits are perfect for her frame. Titcows are disgusting anyway

Thinking about it I should subtitle this one. I'll put it on my never ending list of things to do that I'm never going to get around to.

Watch it user

Sersha will never bully you relentlessly... someone fetch the rope

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i want to lick her feet and pits, drink her piss and eat her hot steamy logs.

anyone else?

Where the fuck did you come from? I'm in the middle of a city. Why would you come to my door? There were thousands of choices before you would have reached mine.

dunno mang, sounds a bit risque to me

What's so risky about it? She has no choice otherwise she will starve to death. I'm the only house for miles.

Harm reduction medical alert: You could drink her urine unless she has a bad yeast infection, but by God human fecal dejection is almost 50% bacteria!

>society breaks down
>white men immediately start raping their own women
things that would never happen. good (((try))) though.

>lewdposting in a Sersh thread

Is nothing sacred to you people?

>the kid in the blue shirt just stands there

That kid represents us in the same scenario, isn't it?

*unzips eggs*

worst waifu

Anyone that would do anything else against a squad of heavily armed people is retarded.

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

nah, saorise's are a size too small

i bet they're real saggy too

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So perfect

Start boiling eggs, obviously

Y-you have to e-eat all these eggs...

I love her so much.

She's the daughter I wish I could have.

>daughter
???

Why is she so pretty

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God wanted to give proof of his existence so he created Sersh

What movie?

Are you being serious right now.
Like i know its new years and we're all slowly getting rather drunk but still user. Please.

mediocre movie. Had to stop halfway through

Alright guess i wo t torrent it and watch it ttonight

It's clearly for the best.

Eggs

You have to eat all the eggs

Damn, that's the second movie in which she vomits?

slowmo pls

>implying you wouldn't rape all the hot girls you see around if you could

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>Suffer now thy punty bunting upon my ladbrokes

man i once decided to see how i would feel if i tried to steal a 3 dollar screwdriver. the anxiety and guilt got so unbearable that i couldn't go through with it.

the only time i can do something bad is if i think it is morally right or vindictive

you just know

Why the fuck is this thread still up? I thought actress threads get you banned.

>sex without the emotional connection

What's the point? I'd certainly leverage the apocalypse into building a meaningful relationship but I wouldn't go around raping people.

??? this is related to How I Live Now

shes aging like milk

How I Live Now is not just waifukino, it's life

imagine being tasked with re-populating the earth with sersh

>implying (((movies))) would ever show rampaging hordes of nogs and Muslims raping everything on an industrial-scale, like would really happen in the apocalypse

They had rapes during the rioting in Ferguson and Baltimore, but that didn't get air-time because there wasn't a way to blame whitey

Let her come in if she lets me come in ... her

hey yo, let's go to Denny's

She looks like the type who'd laugh when you fart

>a real wifey McBeaty

Is that harry potter?

Because shes legal and no ones talking about cunny waifus?

She really didn't give a shit about her younger cousin desu.

It was just 'muh eddie'

I would gladly forsake my entire family for Sersh

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bowl of eggs

She would gladly forsake you for Chad in this movie user.

Let her in. I'm pretty sure she's of legal age, right? Right?

Sersha? Yes

Ok, but dance for me.

He now is spiderman

Yea. Shower first

>not offering to scrub and massage her while she relaxes in the bath

lets not forget who's doing who a favor

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...user