>please sir let me in, I haven't eaten anything in days, I'm all alone and so hungry…
>wat do?
Please sir let me in, I haven't eaten anything in days, I'm all alone and so hungry…
how dirty is your underwear?
don't forget the socks.
Screw the underwear I want to sniff her as directly from her asshole.
I tell her I will feed and shelter her like a queen provided she agrees to sit on my face and give me a hand job while I smell her no doubt ripe unwashed fragrant anus as often as I please.
don't be gross dude
Take off my pants
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ass or grass no one eats for free
but of course my lady, allow me to cook you up some eggs
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>You don't have to say anything but you do need to eat these eggs
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Let her in while putting my arm around her shoulders. Give her some food, ask if she wants to talk. Excuse myself, set up a hidden camera in the bathroom, then tell her she can take a shower/bath. Give her some clean clothes and take her dirty ones. Smell them heavily and cum on them before sticking them in the laundry.
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Does she show pit hair in this?
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Jesus lad, so lewd straight of the bat...
i got a nice white protein shake for you
and its non dairy!
This.
I ashamed at the disgusting comments. Sad
Do you think thats funny? Its not!
>MOOOOOOOMMMMMMMYYYY!!!!!!!!!! MAKE A NEW BATCH OF TENDIES RIGHT NOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
In the forest, things escalate quickly.
Ywn rough house sersha
Chain her up and put her in my improvised rape dungeon, where she will remain my sex slave until a younger wench makes the mistake of knocking on my door
Too late user
What is this and why are two rednecks trying to rape a little girl in the woods?
Get some help dude...
her tits are too small to pull off that dress
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fat
Wait wrong one
Her tits are perfect for her frame. Titcows are disgusting anyway
Thinking about it I should subtitle this one. I'll put it on my never ending list of things to do that I'm never going to get around to.
Watch it user
Sersha will never bully you relentlessly... someone fetch the rope
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i want to lick her feet and pits, drink her piss and eat her hot steamy logs.
anyone else?
Where the fuck did you come from? I'm in the middle of a city. Why would you come to my door? There were thousands of choices before you would have reached mine.
dunno mang, sounds a bit risque to me
What's so risky about it? She has no choice otherwise she will starve to death. I'm the only house for miles.
Harm reduction medical alert: You could drink her urine unless she has a bad yeast infection, but by God human fecal dejection is almost 50% bacteria!
>society breaks down
>white men immediately start raping their own women
things that would never happen. good (((try))) though.
>lewdposting in a Sersh thread
Is nothing sacred to you people?
>the kid in the blue shirt just stands there
That kid represents us in the same scenario, isn't it?
*unzips eggs*
worst waifu
Anyone that would do anything else against a squad of heavily armed people is retarded.
snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
nah, saorise's are a size too small
i bet they're real saggy too
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So perfect
Start boiling eggs, obviously
Y-you have to e-eat all these eggs...
I love her so much.
She's the daughter I wish I could have.
>daughter
???
Why is she so pretty
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God wanted to give proof of his existence so he created Sersh
What movie?
Are you being serious right now.
Like i know its new years and we're all slowly getting rather drunk but still user. Please.
mediocre movie. Had to stop halfway through
Alright guess i wo t torrent it and watch it ttonight
It's clearly for the best.
Eggs
You have to eat all the eggs
Damn, that's the second movie in which she vomits?
slowmo pls
>implying you wouldn't rape all the hot girls you see around if you could
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>Suffer now thy punty bunting upon my ladbrokes
man i once decided to see how i would feel if i tried to steal a 3 dollar screwdriver. the anxiety and guilt got so unbearable that i couldn't go through with it.
the only time i can do something bad is if i think it is morally right or vindictive
you just know
Why the fuck is this thread still up? I thought actress threads get you banned.
>sex without the emotional connection
What's the point? I'd certainly leverage the apocalypse into building a meaningful relationship but I wouldn't go around raping people.
??? this is related to How I Live Now
shes aging like milk
How I Live Now is not just waifukino, it's life
imagine being tasked with re-populating the earth with sersh
>implying (((movies))) would ever show rampaging hordes of nogs and Muslims raping everything on an industrial-scale, like would really happen in the apocalypse
They had rapes during the rioting in Ferguson and Baltimore, but that didn't get air-time because there wasn't a way to blame whitey
Let her come in if she lets me come in ... her
hey yo, let's go to Denny's
She looks like the type who'd laugh when you fart
>a real wifey McBeaty
Is that harry potter?
Because shes legal and no ones talking about cunny waifus?
She really didn't give a shit about her younger cousin desu.
It was just 'muh eddie'
I would gladly forsake my entire family for Sersh
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bowl of eggs
She would gladly forsake you for Chad in this movie user.
Let her in. I'm pretty sure she's of legal age, right? Right?
Sersha? Yes
Ok, but dance for me.
He now is spiderman
Yea. Shower first
>not offering to scrub and massage her while she relaxes in the bath
lets not forget who's doing who a favor
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...user