/mlb/ general - TITLE BOUTS edition

CHC: Rizzo homers twice, Cubs hang 17 on Phillies
PHI: Hoskins goes deep for fourth game in a row
CHC: La Stella goes deep twice in win over Phils
STL: Pham's two-run shot helps Cards walk off Rays
CLE: Clevinger whiffs nine over six shutout frames
PIT: Cole homers, fires seven scoreless vs Reds
STL: Jedd Gyorko leaves with hamstring injury
LA: Clayton Kershaw (back) superb in rehab start
CIN: Castillo fans nine, allows one run in loss
OAK: Pinder smokes two bombs in win over Rangers
NYM: Flores goes 4-for-4 with a homer, three RBI
BAL: Gausman fires 7 2/3 shutout frames vs Red Sox

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Jints

first for Shed Long

>tfw 80s kid
>tfw annual playoff elimination is our bread and butter

The millennials will be assimilated.

almost there

>Astros actually bought into Clippard
wew

what went wrong?
i was looking forward to seeing an old division rival make a playoff run :/

>what went wrong
They're the Astros, my good man.

Bump

Injuns desu

bump

>50 kajillion MayGregor threads

Whores.

The perfect storm of /heem/ shitposting and Sup Forums faggotry gonna rage for like another hour.

>tfw we got a more entertaining fight on Thursday for free

bump

we were on page 9

was it even a good fight? i didn't bother to watch it

Not really.
It was amusing watching the potato rabbit punch and grapple like 5 times every round and hold a completely open stance with like no guard.
He got gassed by round 6 and was pretty much dry humping Mayweather after that to keep from falling down. Memes applenty

To be completely fair, Connor did a hell of a job against the best boxer in the world.

entering the home stretch...

'sup guys.

Mildly amusing fight.

>Tanaka pitching an afternoon game tomorrow
GG Seattle.

Seventeen (17)

reminder that baseball and boxing are allies and the two sports grew up together

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Bob Gibson was a Golden Gloves boxer.

kek

Guys I am starting to believe in the marlins. this might be another meme year

>disastros

why did they take Clippard? why?

new management

ssssshhhhhhhh. you'll wake up the doy-doys.

lol the dodger are chokers

Holy shit that ump has better comedic timing than most actors

JUST FUCK MY PITCHING UP

it's the rhythm of the game

Do you rate this lineup?

Your wildcard, everyone

Royals

Does /mlb/ rate this man?

just a heads up, i think you accidentally posted the wrong image. you posted a cocksucker instead of a man

I'm just glad they're being talked about at all.

Realmuto hit a fucking inside the park home run against the Phillies and it got exactly 0 coverage anywhere.

Last day of memetastic weekend

It's a beautiful day! Let's play 2.

I didn't realize Tanaka's ERA was under 5 now. He's really improved lmao

What you didn't realize couuld fill a book.

Salty.

People don't realize how elite Hendricks truly is

Checked

Trips confirm

MARINERS!

huh. we suck even more than i thought

Indians "numbers" inflated due to facing shit teams for half of the year.

everyone faces shit teams half the year

Lol how fucking mad are you?

Dodgers "numbers" inflated due to playing in a division with two of the worst teams in baseball

Bros.....

every team's "numbers" inflated due to playing baseball

baseball

We can't stop them bros

This.

Dodgers' "numbers" inflated due to their excessive wins

Wow, we really can't stop the Dodgers.

>beat up on 4 shit-garbage teams for 80 games during your very brief open window
>thrust around your "numbers" like a wild baboon animal

i'm the one who posted the numbers...i'm uh, i'm a reds fan bud

Don't reply to me ever again.

Damn the McGregor/Mayweather shitposting sure did a number on this general.

We couldn't even laugh at the Dodgers getting shutout and the Astros collapse.

Baseball blows man. Give it up

I... I really want to believe in this doyers team but they've burned me so many times in the past.... p-please at least win the pennant?

I'd rather lose in the ALDS than win the pennant and get swept by the red sox

>red sox
>world seris
>sweep

is your booty bothered, friend?

Not an argument.

were we arguing?

MEIN NEGGA

Thanks for posting.

Should I spend my FAFSA money on a bus ticket to dodger stadium where I will get a hispanic heritage t shirt? The ticket is like 70 bucks

your leader says no

that's a 60 win team right there

>tfw your team is in the ESPN Sunday night game

Looks like a 5th place team for the next 5 seasons to me.

wow

The Mariners' defense is putting on a show right now lads

Royals pitching putting on quite a show as well if anyone's interested in shit shows

hold my beer

Your good kid but this is the big league's

>mets holding nats to one hit in an inning
What is this

Have you seen the Nats starting lineup?

wow

Have you seen the Mets starting pitching?

Have you seen this image?

3 innings 6 errors
Wow.

6 errors 2 innings, my bad.

>5 of them came in the first inning

>The absolute state of Royals baseball

Yeah. He was a Nat. My condolences. Fedde isn't doing much better.

is there anything gayer than this?
Holy shit this is so cringeworthy, they look like total faggots when they do this

Suboptimal if we're being honest

Hungover from watching the fight.

There should be a team in New Zealand or Samoa or something so we can see the team do a haka every game

Barry Bonds in 2001 had a .266 BABIP and 259 OPS+