Mom, dad, I'm back from Miami, Florida. Please meet my American fiancée Yovanna Ventura

>mom, dad, I'm back from Miami, Florida. Please meet my American fiancée Yovanna Ventura

1-your country of origin
2-how do your parents react?

ukraine
WA-WA-WEEVA MY SON HOW DID YOU FIND THIS BEAUTIFUL WOMAN WE THOUGHT YOU WERE A HOMOSEXUAL

It depresses me that I will never get to fuck every hole in that girls body.

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my parents would be surprised I talked to a woman and convinced her to marry me.

>United States
>Mom: She looks great and all, but is she smart?
>Dad: Absolutely fucking proud of you. Immediately impregnate her so that you can always smash that pussy.

They tell me to wake up and I start getting sad in the morning

she's a CHI
though

In America:

Looks > Race

Every fucking time, always has, always will

1: United States of America, AKA the InterGalactic Republic.

2: Nice job Nico, you found yourself one find ass Latina. Babies. NOW.

And? I don't see your point.
Not true. Just for my parents. I'm mixed as it is, though.
>Italian mom, Dominican dad.

i cant score a woman that hot so i wake up

something along the lines of "gib grandkids"

Nobody actually cares in Europe.

Chicano girl is actually considered a better catch than an amerishart.

> "Son did you pay for this" : mom
>" She's probably going to leave u m8 " : dad

time to maek babies :DD xd

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>Can't she afford pants?

>Can't she afford?

why do you think she's dating you?

Texas
My mom would literally say, "nail that one down and keep her". My step-father just wouldn't care.

This

They will also lowkey wonder how I managed to land someone like this considering Im a 7/10 AT BEST

To be honest, I don't trust a single female when she shows any kind of affection.

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>honor kills instantly.

they would think i literally got insane since i don't have enough money to travel to the usa and they know it. not to mention a russian filth wouldn't be able to get a gf there

They would be mad at me for picking up a useless trophy wife instead of a clever slav gf.

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2. "She's gonna catch a cold dressed like this"

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Crying of joy, since they have probably given up on the idea of me ever marrying

1. Hrvatska
2. Bravo sine, dobra mala

She is a qt from mena actually