What will you be watching at home alone while the normies out celebrating new years eve?

What will you be watching at home alone while the normies out celebrating new years eve?

The Girl on the Train

My condolences. It's not very good.

I just want some naked Haley

jokes on you, i already celebrated a pathetic new years.
t. a fucking gumleaf

I'll be in bed crying myself to sleep wishing I made different life choices.

It's mostly your parents fault tho

I watched all 3 Austin Powers movies. M-maybe next year I'll have a girl to smooch!

Right fellas? hahaha nah it's all good I don't even care hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha

Let off some clothes, Bennett.

>tfw girl in class invited me to a party but i will probably not show up

Is she qt?

she's maybe a 5

Yes

don't pretend to be me or i'll pretend to be (you)

>translation: fat

Only a five?!?

Save yourself for somebody better, virgin. Keep holing out until at least a seven appears on your radar.

skinnyfat, butterface and two maybe three inches taller than me (im 5'11)

i don't think she's into me, i think she's trying to make me meet people because i have 0 friends

Is there a good torrent out yet? I downloaded one
The Girl on the Train 2016 WEB-DL x264 DiGiTAL AC3-CPG
and the audio is kinda shitty.

You should wait for the YiFy

CNN does a good New year's show. Kathy Griffin and Anderson Cooper have good chemistry. She's also pretty hot for her age.

I'll be watching with my geriatric parents who will prohibit me from drinking because alcohol interacts with my schizophrenia medications ; ;

I watched Alien yesterday and couldn't help but start watching the documentary today, because it's great. I'll continue with that.

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Getting comfy with some smallville

just get a lil drunk and go there user

>being invited

don't know that feel

I'll be sitting in the nude playing Battlefield 1 on PS4

Nothing, just like every other day. Who has the motivation to watch challenging art films these days?

>pic
had that dream yesterday.
god damn man.

>tfw no chubby 5/10 gf

>dont pretend to be me
>"I'll face myself"intensifies

Fuck man, I wish I had a gf like that.

>mfw Sup Forums was dead af last NYE
>mfw Sup Forums is full of normies

HAVE FUN FUCKING YOUR GIRLFRIENDS NORMALFAGGOTS

Im at my dads, we're just gonna have a beer and play TORtanic.

I'm a "normie" so I will be celebrating.

This
>tfw no tall qt

nothing,my sister is watching Harry Potter and the hail blood cuck and then some other bs.
I refuse to watch movies on a laptop so I will just go to bed.

>green eyeballs

what a brat
go watch harry potter with your sister, it's comfy

there will come a time when you wish you'd have spent more time with her

autism

A bit late, but how do they interact?

Oh fuck you, now I'll always notice it

>tfw no qt new years drunk grill to have regrettable sex with

Fuck you

>regretting sex and not regretting not having sex

ausfag here, just finished work at 4am (bartender)

doesnt feel very normie desu

Until midnight with family, then going bar hopping with friends.

Normie and proud.

jokes that the regrettable part is on her behalf

Draguno Ballu super android 13 followed by abridged version if still awake Trumbo

>celebrating new years eve

they are celebrating the new year, not new years eve.

dumb frogposter

>dinner with frieds
>going to a party later

fuck u
u even got dubs

Bartender is a pretty normie job. And that's not considering that having a job is a normie thing by itself.

>there will come a time when you wish you'd have spent more time with her
Ive been sharing a place with her for the past 5 years.
I think we have enough of each other and im not watching Potter for the second time.

I'll be probably dead by now.

thinking of watching Toni Erdmann, or my traditional new years movie, Drive

>spending NYE alone with a qt girl
>she has a boyfriend

Cuck him

Cuck him

>was at a big party at a spa innawoods last new year's
>decided to have dinner with family and then watch a couple of films alone this year

Remember, it's your decision. If you don't want to spend New Year's alone, you have the power to do something about it.

Watched Rogue One with my gf and then first half of Ep VI last night + some battlefront 2 and sex before bed

Cuck yourself

Just cuck my shit'up

some of that michael apted series in which he films children at age 6 and then catches up with them every 6 or 7 years after

with my gf (sowwy)

Her head bobbing up and down on my wee wee

you should kill her and then yourself

Come on guys, don't tell me that all of you are so pathetic that you don't have plans for New Years Eve.

You guys know you're going to die one day right?

Cuck her and watch Big Guys 4 U

Im watching a shitty indonesian movie on a shitty indonesian channel, while my indonesian wife is sleeping next to me after a night of partying and great sex.

Tldr: 2017 started out great and will be great. Enjoy Sup Forums

Have sex with her you idiot, why do you think she's spending NYE with you?

nothing, I'll just eat and go to bed

I did watch before sunrise yesterday, made a thread about it and 1 people replied

should have made a porn thread instead

>why do you think she's spending NYE with you?
Because besides her boyfriend, I'm literally her only other friend and her boyfriend is in another city spending the holidays with his family.

>standing in a room with a large groop of people drinking alcohol gives me meaning and purpose to my life

living the dream, im so jelly.

You're a huge pussy if you don't make a move. You will get an opening and I bet you won't take it.

It's not about purpose, it's about fun. Yes user, drinking with a bunch of friends and people on a holiday is fun for people who don't have severe social problems.

>Underage falling for the NYE meme

Who really gives a shit? It's just changing a number on the calendar like any other day.

a home recording of myself riding a 8inch realistic dong. shits so hot.

>he's seriously implying that NYE is celebrated and enjoyed only by 18 and under

Holy shit dude at least be honest with yourself and admit that you don't have friends.

>I consider small talk between low IQ retards "fun".

your brain doesnt take much to be entertained, thanks for confirmation.

Jesus dude you are like the ultimate cuck.

>You will get an opening and I bet you won't take it.
We've been close friends for 7 years, we've had a conversation about us in the romantic sense, we've already slept together, trust me, I know how we stand since we're so open with each other and already fucked; she doesn't want me, she wants to make it work with her boyfriend, we've been there and it doesn't work.

I didn't say that. I'm just saying it's not a big deal that you're not going out to some wild party tonight. Personally, I'm super introverted and prefer being comfy.

>only people with low IQ's celebrate NYE

I genuinely love seeing how losers rationalize their loneliness. You are utterly delusional, because accepting that it's a problem with you would require accepting that you are socially retarded and sad.

You do know that men and women can be friends right?

Don't believe this. Unless your parents abused you/inflicted some major psychological trauma it's not their fault that you are a friendless virgin

Tipped fedora so hard

You'll regret this one day while I definitely won't regret spending NYE on the internet.

Yeah but I bet he'd sniff her used panties if he had the chance.

*not spending NYE on the internet

Sorry, I'm on my phone getting ready for a fun New Year's Eve. ;)

Only if they aren't attractive

I'd have replied if I were awake, porn threads are lame I like the unique ones

I haven't decided yet, I'll break to get high and watch the countdown but it's movies all the way.

le harry potter collection and pizza xd

>tfw about to head out.

Ironed a button-up shirt and everything.

>watching movies alone
>on new years

AANAHAHAHAHHAH no

I have a girlfriend

i'll be in the bath tub playing with my full natural breasts and taking full advantage of my blacked.com subscription (now only $9.99 for first time customers using the discount code NEWYEARS)

Is it your sister?

>only $9.99
Holy hell sign me up!

who's the one filming? you?

fuck you

Who is this pussy wussy

Is this kino?

I have to wage slave it up tonight. I'll probably get off around 10ish and play some hots. There aren't any movies I want to watch atm.

Ebony porn, what else