Man Arrested for Attempting to Kidnap Lana Del Rey Before Concert

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damn we could have all been saved if he had gotten away with it

yorke strikes again!

jej

eonline.com/news/911439/lana-del-rey-fan-arrested-for-attempted-kidnapping-and-stalking-before-concert

his name was Michael Hunt

MIKE HUNT

it's the guy who obsessively calls her fat

would you guys kidnap her?

You thought this was a fucking game? Keep trying me.

i wont incriminate myself but lets just say i wouldn't mind spending a few weeks alone with her

If this post ends with an odd number, then it's confirmed one of the psycho waifuists here on Sup Forums.

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how would i even do that? i would rather she kidnapped me man

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>"On related news people report of a quick now seemingly deleted twitter post from Thom Yorke's twitter account, allegedly it said:

>"Lol Lana Del Rey got kidnapped, no way"!

>People reporting on it say that it inexplicably got published minutes before the kidnap attempt even happened, for now no trace of said tweet have been found and Radio Head's front man has yet to make a statement.

if next post is dubs it was thom

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HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

but he will

checked

one post below that one

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first time every time

No Surprises here

Then.. WHO WAS ARRESTED?

Thom will get to know about Life In A Jailhouse.

who was he telling about his plan

my cunt

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what a faggot

Sounds like a publicity stunt

Who the fuck would think they could get away with such a thing

He has his knives out

She's so cute, how could anyone be mad at her?

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There are some people in this world who are this stupid. You need to capitalize on your intelligence, you dont realize how valuable it is.

What a creep.

lol.

you've got to be kitten me

nah

she looks like she's had a hell of a lot of work done

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pls no

why would i want axl rose's sloppy seconds?

;)

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way too old for me. isn't she 35 or some shit?

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I'd rather have a Sunset Blvd-esque relationship with her

the mommy shit does it for me, it's inevitable really

Who's next? My guess is grimes or mayberry

mu poster fails again.

typical

>the man had been reported to be shouting "this is what you get when you mess with us", also, "when i am king you will be first against the wall"

?!

what the fuck thom

put me on the screenshot

Weinstein wanted a taste of that Pepsi cola.

i wouldn't step over a bug for lana del taco

Why do white women age like shit? She looks like a prune.

she looks good for her age tbqh

Seems like another hoax by her PR team. SAGE

Mo ewlkia etl

Her face is weirdly punchable

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