Character shits and wipes ass

>character shits and wipes ass
>doesn't look at the paper

>character shits and wipes ass
>doesn't sniff the paper

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>character shits and wipes ass
>doesn't take a shower

>character shits and wipes ass
>doesn't stroke the paper

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>character shits and wipes his ass
>doesn't check for worms

>character is portrayed as a successful male
>goes for a pee
>stands while peeing

>character shits
>gets up
>doesnt have shit on his dick

>character doesn't piss in the sink
foolish mortals

>character pees
>doesn't spend 5 minutes drying his dick afterwards

>character shits and wipes ass

>character shits and wipes ass
>doesn't use hand

>character shits and wipes ass
>doesn't save it in their pocket as a snack for later

>character goes to shit
>shit is too hard due to character's high fiber intake
>character doesn't use his fingers to assist in breaking up the marble sized stoolets to pass out his anus

>character goes to take a shit
>gets an erection while pushing it out
>tries to lean forward while pointing his dick down to piss
>because of the angle, the shit slides down his taint and on to his balls

>character has violent diarrhea on screen
>doesn't cry, sweat, and make faces like a woman giving birth

I tried to do that once. My anus bled for days.

>character shits and wipes ass
>he looks at the paper
>the camera zooms out to reveal he's in the shower

how does a blind person know when to stop wiping?

>character shits and wipes ass
>doesn't take a shower afterwards

Fuck thanks for warning me. I've always thought about doing this.

>r/eddit makes a thread
>isn't funny enough to post le epic screencap for upvotes

>character lives in a first world country
>doesn't use the bidet after shitting

>character shits
>he doesn't drag his ass on the ground to clean himself

>character doesn't shit in the designated shitting street

pic related, really broke the immersion for me

>character doesn't have to cut the shit to pieces or else it wouldn't flush

>character takes a shit
>doesn't push his hemorrhoids back into his anal cavity

Serious question: Am I the only one who compulsively has to wash his dick in the sink after taking a piss?

>character doesn't insert a glass jar into his rectum and let it crush under his own force
>character doesn't immediately post the video to efukt
>ISHYGDDT

>efukt
how young are you?

49

>character doesn't fuck himself with household objects daily
>character's underwear isn't covered in bloodstains

>49
>browses Sup Forums
fuck of old man

implying first world countries use anything other that toilet paper to clean their nasty ass

>character doesn't have to wait 5 minutes for the blood to stop coming out then wiping it away from the butt cheeks and then flushing several times for all last trace of blood to vanish

>character flosses before bed
>sink isn't covered in blood

You must be 30 and older to browse this website, faggot.

kek

>be young and in your prime on New Year Eve
>browsing Sup Forums

>character shits
>wipes
>doesn't throw the tp in the waste basket

Enjoy your clogged waterways, 3rd world fags.

>drink bottle of red wine last night
>shit was green this morning

Do you guys wipe your dicks after you pee? Not that I do it, just asking. Unless you do it, then so do I.

DESIGNATED SHITTING BINS

>take a massive shit
>wipe
>look at paper
>it's completely clean

>not wiping your dick after you pee

Are you some kind of barbarian? Do you want your pants to stink like piss?

>tfw i can buy booze
>tfw i have my own place in a college
town
>tfw i have drugs
>tfw spending nye alone because crippling depression and insecurity

s-s-shutup f-fag

>character shits
>dorsn't call for mom to wipe their ass when they are done

>doesnt get up, squat down and look at the shit in the bowl
>oh dear, time to see a doctor

>Character shits and doesn't use a bidet or wipes

Never forget

>April Fools
>Take dump in litter box
>mfw

>character shits, but doesn't wipe
>wipes later in the movie and uses it to beat the antagonist
>directed my M. Night Shyamalan

W-what is this?

kek

>W-what is this?
a battlestation accessory

Dear lord. Is it caked in hair too?

what the fucckkckckckckckkkk

>places no women has ever willingly gone
What do you think it smells like in there?

You know his mother goes in there every day.

Serious question Sup Forums. Why don't they show characters pissing themselves after being tied up/immobilised/imprisoned in a place with no toilet? It breaks the immersion.

probably not good

fuckin newfaggots

What's the counter to this? More water?

Water, fruit and vegetables.

More pushing

you could try using a spoon to separate it into pieces

Put your hand under your balls near the taint. Lift upwards and the remaining piss will come out.
Never had a problem after figuring this out.

>BRRAAAAAAAPPPPPP
>character doesn't savour the flavour and aroma

>character shits
>wipes ass

>Character shits
>Doesn't hose down his ass with high pressure water before wiping

ok ok lets hit the real questions
>wipe standing up
or
>wipe sitting down

I stand up and raise my right leg onto the sink. Makes it really nice and easy if you don't mind looking at the Vietnamese jungle in your gooch.

sitting, 2 plys, folded once for each time used

Anyone else use one of these to wipe with? That way I don't have to wash my hands after.

You had to wash your hands before them?

But don't you have to wash those instead then?

>character shits
>wipes ass till nothings there
>then few hours doesn't gets that uncomfortable feeling between the butt checks that more work needs to be done

how am I supposed to relate to these characters?

>character pees
>shakes off the excess pee instead of using toilet paper to wipe

do you guys wash your assholes in the shower instead of wiping it with a toilet paper after you shit on the toilet?

>instead

What? No. Who would a wash cloth with shit streaks on it?

I wipe all the shit away then spit on the toilet paper to wipe off the rest.

>op posts a plebbit thread
>gets plebbit replies
>i'm 4channing guize

i thought i was the only one

babywipe masterrace reporting

ebin we are so disgusting XD

ree normies reeee

>character shits and wipes ass
>ass doesn't bleed

>tfw the fingernails of satan claw at your asshole with every shite
>tfw too scared to wipe properly incase the tears in your asshole become infected due to ass pudding