/TMO/ Take me Out hype thread

Get ready for the return of /tmo/ for a celebrity special on at 8pm or in 40 bings

stream for non paying TV license crooks:
filmon.tv/channel/itv1

Also /ourgal/ Shauni, with her womanlet size and killer tits returns tonight

Can't fucking wait.

>you will never get to cum on those tits

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Fuck that. Celebrities can easily pull. Put me on the show you pillocks!

Just an excuse to me my love Shauni

13 minutes

ALMOST ON PEOPLE

None a you'd going tonight no?

I'm being a taxi for mates for £10

Didn't even know this was on tbqh.

IT'S ON.

WHERE IS EVERYONE

Shauna is ditzy lad

She returns

It's the tits mate

How do I get a gf?

Enjoying NYE with friends.

;_;

BASED SLAGTITS

Ready for black girls to get rejected like always

Get on /tmo/

If Shauni gets picked they won't even make it up the stairs before she puts out.

>>>>>>>celebrity

>too perfect

Can't mek this shit up

I'm so fucking sick of this mannequin autism.

This is too much cringe.

PRACTICALLY FOAMING AT THE GASH

Shit, why wasn't I warned

What have I missed

>mannequin challenge

there's been worse

Can't even afford the music to go along with it.

Nothing much. Emma turned this guy off becaus ehe's "too perfect"

this

didn't know it was on

>Not available in your region
what is this bs?

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NO SHAUNI.

DON'T TAKE HER AWAY

>Shauni

dude memes

Good brexit banter!

>I was on Series 1

That's not something to boast about you ridiculous slag

I wonder if Advert rating user is still alive

>rejecting the black girl
lose test white bois

>I was on series 1
TOO OLD
O
O

O
L
D

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

HIS DICK WILL NEED SCUBA GEAR NEVERMIND A JOHNNY

>Black """"""""""""""girls""""""""""""""

*SMACKS LIPS* ooga booga bix nood.

This guy

>lol just be urself bro

>dat McDonalds advert

mmm...believable

Litterally who

Oh boy. Drake song with the phone gesture from a white guy

who the fuck is this

>Girls turn off for the numale
>You know the black lad will get them stayed on
Really makes you think

>Andrea

grim

Capital FM knobhead dj

Oh that's who the prick is. Fucking hate RepeatFM

How is this Celebrities?

This kid is getting BTFO

>'I'm a huge Arsenal fan!'
>Multiple lights off

>impressions

no sir

no

you stop that forever

Not bad until Arnold tbqh.

Noone likes impressions apart from the mong doing them. FACT.

>Shauni again

Don't take Shauni

>What Emoji will you send me ladies
Come on now

girls have been harsh to him since he's cool

Girl in glasses is qt

YES.

SHAUNI STAYS

Kek, is there anything more brutal than the slag being rejected also being the one who did something stupid?

>dat mesh skirt

>Shauni rejected twice

She's a fucking gremlin tho.

They know Shauni is our favourite. They're rejecting her and telling her funny stories on purpose for maximum banter

The tits though.

Also the fact she "twerks" must mean she can twerk on a dick.

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Yeah, it happening twice in a row.

Optimistic advertising, as if anyone watching this on NYE can afford a sofa.

By contrast, Jet2 know EXACTLY who is watching

MAGA MAGA MAGA

This guy from 5ive will pull someone

>old man who used to be in a boyband

ugh

So true. He's aged like milk.

Fuck me, nice house for a popstar

based shauni, absolute #madwoman

Rosie is God tier

Old geezars that used to be in boy bands seem like the kind of people who hire pool boys and finger their bum for an extra 20

>tfw you have to resort to using TMO to revive your career
Can a person fall any lower?

At least he'll have a possible gf.

What about you, lad?

I have a gf though :^)

No STD's

I've bred more girls than you've had hot dinners you numale lefty.

>numale lefty

Never been so insulted mate. I'm red pilled

>he picks the Backstreet Boys whore

MEME MAGIC

Risha looked pretty cute tbqh

>looking beyond her tits and the fact she probably puts out to anyone who holds a door open for her

Homo.

>tabitha's buck teeth

>Zumba in a kiddy pool

This is as bad as the Apprentice

This two suit each other.

>vest and denim shorts

nope

Time for Harry Potter.

See you all for the next series

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